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Patrick
2020 Oct 8, 6:45pm
Patrick
2020 Oct 8, 6:45pm
Funny that no actual violence was committed, just an accusation of planning a kidnapping, coincidentally right before the election. Reminds me more than a little of Jussie Smollet.
Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.
If you're still in doubt about the fact of daily leftist violence, try this simple experiment: put on a MAGA hat and walk around in public.
Now why would you be nervous about that? What is your body telling you that your brain is in denial about?
Is your body wrong, or your brain?
Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.
If you're still in doubt about the fact of daily leftist violence, try this simple experiment: put on a MAGA hat and walk around in public.
Now why would you be nervous about that? What is your body telling you that your brain is in denial about?
Is your body wrong, or your brain?
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BoomAndBustCycle
2020 Oct 9, 12:30am
Patrick says
Name more than 10 civilians killed by BLM with their obituaries as proof in the last 4 years. Being a victim of “BLM Terrorism” is ridiculously low. Your odds of dying from covid are higher. (See what I did there). And if you are not a moron that goes out in a counter-protest at 2am wearing a MAGA hat your odds of being a victim are zero.
More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets than any attacks they’ve committed on innocent civilians.
Look, I don’t go to Harrison, Arkansas wearing a BLM T-shirt for the same reason a person wearing a MAGA hat in Compton is a moron. Our country is divided as fuck and Trump is driving that wedge deeper every fucking day. I’m not one of those people that thinks everything he does is bad. But his rhetoric is literally fomenting rage in this country that’s not going away until he’s gone. Fingers crossed by end of the year.
Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.
Name more than 10 civilians killed by BLM with their obituaries as proof in the last 4 years. Being a victim of “BLM Terrorism” is ridiculously low. Your odds of dying from covid are higher. (See what I did there). And if you are not a moron that goes out in a counter-protest at 2am wearing a MAGA hat your odds of being a victim are zero.
More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets than any attacks they’ve committed on innocent civilians.
Look, I don’t go to Harrison, Arkansas wearing a BLM T-shirt for the same reason a person wearing a MAGA hat in Compton is a moron. Our country is divided as fuck and Trump is driving that wedge deeper every fucking day. I’m not one of those people that thinks everything he does is bad. But his rhetoric is literally fomenting rage in this country that’s not going away until he’s gone. Fingers crossed by end of the year.
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Misc
2020 Oct 9, 1:45am
BoomAndBustCycle says
Fox counts 17 deaths since Floyd's death.
https://www.fox6now.com/news/deadly-unrest-here-are-the-people-who-have-died-amid-george-floyd-protests-across-us
That's also approximately the number of unarmed Black deaths caused by police per year. Most all of these deaths resulted from resisting arrest. Like you say, in a country of 330 million people this is ridiculously low. This is manufactured outrage.
If Black Lives Mattered to Blacks, they could focus on the child sex trade. An estimated about 200000 American children are in the sex trade per year. An estimated 62% of those are Black children or about 125000 people. The only real hope these victims have is the local police, and the Black community is vilifying the police on made up fairy tale abuse accusations.
https://www.ncjrs.gov/ovc_archives/ncvrw/2005/pg5l.html
On one hand, you have Biden who actually got down on one knee in support of this made up crisis. On the other hand, you have Trump grounded in reality supporting the police.
Patrick saysMeanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.
Name more than 10 civilians killed by BLM with their obituaries as proof in the last 4 years. Being a victim of “BLM Terrorism” is ridiculously low. Your odds of dying from covid are higher. (See what I did there). And if you are not a moron that goes out in a counter-protest at 2am wearing a MAGA hat your odds of being a victim are zero.
More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets than any attacks they’ve committed on innocent civilians.
Look, I don’t go to Harrison, Arkansas wearing a BLM T-shirt for the same reason a person wearing a MAGA hat in Compton is a moron. Our country is divided as fuck and Trump is driving that wedge deeper every fucking da...
Fox counts 17 deaths since Floyd's death.
https://www.fox6now.com/news/deadly-unrest-here-are-the-people-who-have-died-amid-george-floyd-protests-across-us
That's also approximately the number of unarmed Black deaths caused by police per year. Most all of these deaths resulted from resisting arrest. Like you say, in a country of 330 million people this is ridiculously low. This is manufactured outrage.
If Black Lives Mattered to Blacks, they could focus on the child sex trade. An estimated about 200000 American children are in the sex trade per year. An estimated 62% of those are Black children or about 125000 people. The only real hope these victims have is the local police, and the Black community is vilifying the police on made up fairy tale abuse accusations.
https://www.ncjrs.gov/ovc_archives/ncvrw/2005/pg5l.html
On one hand, you have Biden who actually got down on one knee in support of this made up crisis. On the other hand, you have Trump grounded in reality supporting the police.
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richwicks
2020 Oct 9, 11:08am
richwicks
2020 Oct 9, 11:08am
Booger says
This is a stupid thing to do. The "news" media has been painting Trump supporters are violent, mindless assholes for 3 years - we don't need any dickheads trying to push confirmation bias.
This is a stupid thing to do. The "news" media has been painting Trump supporters are violent, mindless assholes for 3 years - we don't need any dickheads trying to push confirmation bias.
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Patrick
2020 Oct 9, 11:59am
Patrick
2020 Oct 9, 11:59am
richwicks says
TDS confirmation bias is off the charts these days. The TDS-afflicted desperately look for the slightest hint of "racism" and "fascism" to confirm their hate, and are utterly blind to the extreme racism of the left, and the violent intolerance of free speech by the left.
To see the truth would utterly upend their carefully constructed false reality.
It must be a difficult way to live, given that actual reality is so far removed from their beliefs. A think a lot of their hate is driven by the fear of admitting that they have been so very wrong for years.
confirmation bias
TDS confirmation bias is off the charts these days. The TDS-afflicted desperately look for the slightest hint of "racism" and "fascism" to confirm their hate, and are utterly blind to the extreme racism of the left, and the violent intolerance of free speech by the left.
To see the truth would utterly upend their carefully constructed false reality.
It must be a difficult way to live, given that actual reality is so far removed from their beliefs. A think a lot of their hate is driven by the fear of admitting that they have been so very wrong for years.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2020 Oct 10, 12:07pm
Dbr6 says
Oh what happened with yelp and twitter lately? Sorry I haven’t paid attention to them lately.
Oh what happened with yelp and twitter lately? Sorry I haven’t paid attention to them lately.
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Bd6r
2020 Oct 10, 12:28pm
Bd6r
2020 Oct 10, 12:28pm
Fortwaynemobile says
@Fortwaynemobile - Yelp will now label some businesses as "raycist" based on user comments - I wonder how well that will go over...
Oh what happened with yelp and twitter lately? Sorry I haven’t paid attention to them lately.
@Fortwaynemobile - Yelp will now label some businesses as "raycist" based on user comments - I wonder how well that will go over...
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2020 Oct 10, 12:44pm
Dbr6 says
Holy shit, that’s racketeering. Can you link me one as example?
Fortwaynemobile saysOh what happened with yelp and twitter lately? Sorry I haven’t paid attention to them lately.
@Fortwaynemobile - Yelp will now label some businesses as "raycist" based on user comments - I wonder how well that will go over...
Holy shit, that’s racketeering. Can you link me one as example?
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Ceffer
2020 Oct 10, 1:03pm
Ceffer
2020 Oct 10, 1:03pm
Yelp and its congeners are extortion and blackmail libel rackets operating under color of Constitutional speech protection and consumer education.
People seem to be paying less attention to them as time goes on, but the anonymous begrudged (usually over common deadbeat billing matters or minor consumer gripes) have a field day there trashing at will, and then, the site comes to you to solicit paid 'advertising' which enables you to control your content. At least that's how it worked a while ago.
People seem to be paying less attention to them as time goes on, but the anonymous begrudged (usually over common deadbeat billing matters or minor consumer gripes) have a field day there trashing at will, and then, the site comes to you to solicit paid 'advertising' which enables you to control your content. At least that's how it worked a while ago.
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Bd6r
2020 Oct 10, 1:46pm
Bd6r
2020 Oct 10, 1:46pm
Fortwaynemobile says
@Fortwaynemobile,
https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism
From the horses' mouth, as they say. Not using Yelp at all from now.
Holy shit, that’s racketeering. Can you link me one as example?
@Fortwaynemobile,
https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism
From the horses' mouth, as they say. Not using Yelp at all from now.
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Hircus
2020 Oct 10, 3:05pm
Hircus
2020 Oct 10, 3:05pm
Businesses have complained about yelp since the very beginning. Bad reviews show up, and then yelp calls them and offers various benefits of their premium services, which in
ways will help make those bad reviews, or the impact of them, go away. They word things carefully, but at the end of the day, you pay $$$ and your bad reputation gets diminished.
So ya, they've been accused of cleverly disguised extortion and racketeering for a lonnnng time.
This new racism alert is likely the next chapter. It will start out looking like they have no profit motives, just virtuous "social justice" by being "good stewards of their platform". But in time, after they've established this publication of these accusations of racism as being normal in society, some profit angle will probably emerge. And their users get to feel virtuous in the mean time when negotiating where they should have lunch w/ friends - "oh, yelp said TexasBigBBQ might be racist. Can we go to SoyFactory instead?"
Then again, this really might just be hostile leftists blackmailing yelp execs into doing this by accusing them of not doing enough to fight racism. I could see "You have the platform, if you refuse to use it for the force of good, you must be a racist too!!! Silence is violence!!"
We should ask yelp if they're willing to tag and warn users of businesses that have pedo employees?
ways will help make those bad reviews, or the impact of them, go away. They word things carefully, but at the end of the day, you pay $$$ and your bad reputation gets diminished.
So ya, they've been accused of cleverly disguised extortion and racketeering for a lonnnng time.
This new racism alert is likely the next chapter. It will start out looking like they have no profit motives, just virtuous "social justice" by being "good stewards of their platform". But in time, after they've established this publication of these accusations of racism as being normal in society, some profit angle will probably emerge. And their users get to feel virtuous in the mean time when negotiating where they should have lunch w/ friends - "oh, yelp said TexasBigBBQ might be racist. Can we go to SoyFactory instead?"
Then again, this really might just be hostile leftists blackmailing yelp execs into doing this by accusing them of not doing enough to fight racism. I could see "You have the platform, if you refuse to use it for the force of good, you must be a racist too!!! Silence is violence!!"
We should ask yelp if they're willing to tag and warn users of businesses that have pedo employees?
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Patrick
2020 Oct 10, 3:33pm
Patrick
2020 Oct 10, 3:33pm
Does Yelp allow Yelp to be reported as racist for being obsessed with race?
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WookieMan
2020 Oct 11, 5:15am
WookieMan
2020 Oct 11, 5:15am
BoomAndBustCycle says
THIS. THIS is what's causing the division. The Democrats have focused on "removing" Trump and not anything of substance. Not policy. Not what they'd do better (because they can't) They're the ones pushing the Trump narrative and dividing. I wasn't a Trump supporter, but people like you saying "fingers crossed by the of the year" are driving people into Trump camp. You're divisive.
Also, it can't be the end of the year. Inauguration is in January....
But his rhetoric is literally fomenting rage in this country that’s not going away until he’s gone. Fingers crossed by end of the year.
THIS. THIS is what's causing the division. The Democrats have focused on "removing" Trump and not anything of substance. Not policy. Not what they'd do better (because they can't) They're the ones pushing the Trump narrative and dividing. I wasn't a Trump supporter, but people like you saying "fingers crossed by the of the year" are driving people into Trump camp. You're divisive.
Also, it can't be the end of the year. Inauguration is in January....
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RWSGFY
2020 Oct 11, 8:50am
RWSGFY
2020 Oct 11, 8:50am
BoomAndBustCycle says
Not enough.
More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets
Not enough.
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Patrick
2020 Oct 11, 10:27am
Patrick
2020 Oct 11, 10:27am
Lol, it's true that kamala means horrible in Finnish:
https://translate.yandex.com/?lang=fi-en&text=kamala
I use Yandex translate rather than Google translate because it works the same and isn't part of the Google dystopian panopticon.
https://translate.yandex.com/?lang=fi-en&text=kamala
I use Yandex translate rather than Google translate because it works the same and isn't part of the Google dystopian panopticon.
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richwicks
2020 Oct 14, 2:26am
richwicks
2020 Oct 14, 2:26am
TrumpingTits says
I wouldn't mind going hunting with Dick Cheney...
Mother fucker lied us into a war.
I'd rather be hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
I wouldn't mind going hunting with Dick Cheney...
Mother fucker lied us into a war.
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