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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,098,192 views  41,997 comments

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7746   Bd6r   2020 Dec 2, 12:36pm  

7747   Eric Holder   2020 Dec 2, 12:39pm  

Dbr6 says


Why is Ukraine listed separately from USSR? It has only been socialist as part of that Commie empire after being conquered by Red Army.
7748   Bd6r   2020 Dec 2, 12:48pm  

Eric Holder says
Why is Ukraine listed separately from USSR? It has only been socialist as part of that Commie empire after being conquered by Red Army.

no idea, I did not make this meme. If I'd have to guess, because of Holodomor which resulted in 3M dead people, result of socialist policies.
7749   Eric Holder   2020 Dec 2, 12:59pm  

Dbr6 says
If I'd have to guess, because of Holodomor which resulted in 3M dead people, result of socialist policies.


Makes sense.
7751   ForcedTQ   2020 Dec 2, 1:35pm  

They look like goofy fucking actors who have no business in the business....
7752   mell   2020 Dec 2, 1:42pm  

Geriatric park lol
7755   CBOEtrader   2020 Dec 2, 6:27pm  



is this a lil rapey?
7756   CBOEtrader   2020 Dec 2, 6:30pm  

i love it as a frat party theme
7760   Ceffer   2020 Dec 3, 7:39pm  

Yes, just noticed that Tony Heller, a computer maven and data fan, has just been censored on You Tube for inconvenient thoughts mandating re-education and Gulag time.
7761   Karloff   2020 Dec 4, 12:04pm  

Shiff's expression when he realizes his mask is made from Nadler's dirty underwear:
7762   Booger   2020 Dec 4, 3:10pm  

If voting by mail is totally safe and secure, why can't I buy guns online and have them shipped directly to my house without going through a FFL?
7763   richwicks   2020 Dec 4, 4:59pm  

Onvacation says
https://newtube.app/user/TonyHeller/4vUcXT0


Hey @Patrick - this is how to embed newtube.app video into a webpage:

https://samoyed.dynu.net/~patrick/example_newtube.html

If you have any videos on other sites, I'll figure that out as well. What language are you using? Python? If it's Perl, I can do it in a snap.
7768   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Dec 5, 11:04am  

richwicks says
If it's Perl


People still use that crap?
7770   PeopleUnited   2020 Dec 5, 2:04pm  

Booger says
If voting by mail is totally safe and secure, why can't I buy guns online and have them shipped directly to my house without going through a FFL?


If voting is a right, and bearing arms is a right, why should you not have to show ID and submit to a background check before getting a ballot?
7771   Onvacation   2020 Dec 5, 3:17pm  

Not really funny but real.
7772   richwicks   2020 Dec 5, 3:59pm  

just_passing_through says
richwicks says
If it's Perl


People still use that crap?


Haha, and it's terrible... Why?

I am fully aware of how difficult it is to debug a perl script and to make it secure. Perl is not a secure language, it is practically impossible to make it "bug free", however, for regular expressions - i.e. finding needles in haystacks, I have found nothing that comes close to it. For data mining, there's nothing that comes close.

Python is a distressingly slow language and not a replacement. And don't think I'm a lightweight in this area, I can write in ARM assembly - that's a beautiful machine language. A very elegant design, in my opinion the most intelligently designed architecture ever made. Programming assembly is a lost art though, I'm fully aware.

Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.
7773   Onvacation   2020 Dec 5, 9:20pm  

richwicks says
Programming assembly is a lost art though,

So is configuring DOS. I am thankful for tools that allow us to stay away from low level programming concerns.

Does anyone remember segment : offset addressing?
7774   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Dec 5, 10:10pm  

richwicks says
Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.


There ya go... That's the answer. That and it's shit to read.

I've been digging Rust lately.
7775   mell   2020 Dec 5, 10:56pm  

richwicks says
just_passing_through says
richwicks says
If it's Perl


People still use that crap?


Haha, and it's terrible... Why?

I am fully aware of how difficult it is to debug a perl script and to make it secure. Perl is not a secure language, it is practically impossible to make it "bug free", however, for regular expressions - i.e. finding needles in haystacks, I have found nothing that comes close to it. For data mining, there's nothing that comes close.

Python is a distressingly slow language and not a replacement. And don't think I'm a lightweight in this area, I can write in ARM assembly - that's a beautiful machine language. A very elegant design, in my opinion the most intelligently designed architecture ever made. Programming assembly is a lost art though, I'm fully aware.

Perl is s...


I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.
7776   mell   2020 Dec 5, 11:02pm  

just_passing_through says
richwicks says
Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.


There ya go... That's the answer. That and it's shit to read.

I've been digging Rust lately.


Rust has great ideas but the syntax is overly complex. Plus I'm not convinced that the owner - borrower model which sits in between self memory management like C and modern GC in the end is that much faster than modern GCs to be worth it (though it's mostly the unpredictable timing of pauses not the overall speed which makes apps avoid GCs). But it's a great concept.
7777   HeadSet   2020 Dec 6, 7:23am  

mell says

I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.

Did you use AREXX? I used Amiga back in the day for Video Toaster work.
7778   Bd6r   2020 Dec 6, 8:20am  

7779   Bd6r   2020 Dec 6, 8:21am  

7780   mell   2020 Dec 6, 8:34am  

HeadSet says
mell says

I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.

Did you use AREXX? I used Amiga back in the day for Video Toaster work.


Did mainly music and tried breaking copy protection and/or use interrupts to freeze OS/app/game state. Some graphics but no video. Good ole days.
7785   Bd6r   2020 Dec 8, 9:08am  

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