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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,099,197 views  42,000 comments

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7812   SunnyvaleCA   2020 Dec 14, 12:42pm  

Patrick says
Me AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
ApplePay is awesome. Double-push the watch button, hold near sensor, done. Another benefit is that you can authorize while the items are still being scanned.

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Eh. I prefer to pack my own bags so I can organize the contents by where they go in my house. Plus, I feel embarrassed to appear to be so lazy they I'd stand around and let other people pack my own bags.
7813   richwicks   2020 Dec 14, 1:03pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
Me AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
ApplePay is awesome. Double-push the watch button, hold near sensor, done. Another benefit is that you can authorize while the items are still being scanned.

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Eh. I prefer to pack my own bags so I can organize the contents by where they go in my house. Plus, I feel embarrassed to appear to be so lazy they I'd stand around and let other people pack my own bags.


The point is, that all these precautions don't do anything but we all have to pretend they are effective in someway of preventing the supposed pandemic.

If there was a real pandemic, there would be bodies of homeless people stewn in the street. Are there?
7818   Patrick   2020 Dec 15, 1:10am  



https://twitter.com/gummibear737/status/1338467259405234177

"Bravery is living in constant fear."
7820   Bd6r   2020 Dec 15, 3:35pm  

7821   Bd6r   2020 Dec 15, 3:36pm  

7823   Bd6r   2020 Dec 16, 2:27pm  

a real headline...see how fast you get why it is fucking insane

7824   HeadSet   2020 Dec 16, 4:52pm  

That is insane. An honest paper would be asking why the probe was not revealed weeks BEFORE the election.
7828   Bd6r   2020 Dec 16, 5:56pm  

7835   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Dec 17, 3:16pm  

Which sold out faster in 2020?

7836   Onvacation   2020 Dec 18, 9:42pm  

The More You Joe - Learn how to Program - Vid8

http://newtube.app/anthony/h7SILtx
7848   Booger   2020 Dec 19, 8:08pm  

Chopper rides for commies:
https://streamable.com/lyy8mz
7850   Bd6r   2020 Dec 20, 8:48pm  

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