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Patrick
2020 Dec 31, 5:59pm
That is such a brilliant sticker, I should have 1,000 made, pass them out, and stick them on everything.
How can anyone object?
Patrick
2020 Dec 31, 5:59pm
That is such a brilliant sticker, I should have 1,000 made, pass them out, and stick them on everything.
How can anyone object?
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Patrick
2021 Jan 2, 9:41pm
Patrick
2021 Jan 2, 9:41pm
Onvacation says
This is actually a reasonable explanation.
As in the Soviet Union, the goal of obedience to ridiculous commands is to demoralize people so that they don't fight back.
The Purpose Of Masks Is To Drive People Insane
This is actually a reasonable explanation.
As in the Soviet Union, the goal of obedience to ridiculous commands is to demoralize people so that they don't fight back.
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mell
2021 Jan 3, 9:14am
Patrick says
100% agreed. Like Kafka's Castle, small business owners, workers and pretty much everyone else not with their own private island have to jump through bullshit rules and hoops til they are so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other. Without (potentially violent) civil disobedience people won't be able to return to normal. The bullshit has taken over their lives, esp. in leftoid states.
Onvacation saysThe Purpose Of Masks Is To Drive People Insane
This is actually a reasonable explanation.
As in the Soviet Union, the goal of obedience to ridiculous commands is to demoralize people so that they don't fight back.
100% agreed. Like Kafka's Castle, small business owners, workers and pretty much everyone else not with their own private island have to jump through bullshit rules and hoops til they are so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other. Without (potentially violent) civil disobedience people won't be able to return to normal. The bullshit has taken over their lives, esp. in leftoid states.
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Patrick
2021 Jan 3, 3:39pm
Patrick
2021 Jan 3, 3:39pm
mell says
You know, masks are great for this as well.
I actually had a woman cover her masked face with her arms when I jogged by today without a mask. I literally laughed out loud and that was the appropriate thing to do.
I never wear a mask outdoors. It's frankly psychotic.
Psychosis:
Wow, this is an amazingly accurate description of the left.
so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other
You know, masks are great for this as well.
I actually had a woman cover her masked face with her arms when I jogged by today without a mask. I literally laughed out loud and that was the appropriate thing to do.
I never wear a mask outdoors. It's frankly psychotic.
Psychosis:
Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that results in difficulties determining what is real and what is not real. Symptoms may include delusions and hallucinations. Other symptoms may include incoherent speech and behavior that is inappropriate for the situation.
Wow, this is an amazingly accurate description of the left.
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HeadSet
2021 Jan 3, 3:45pm
HeadSet
2021 Jan 3, 3:45pm
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?
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Patrick
2021 Jan 3, 3:48pm
Patrick
2021 Jan 3, 3:48pm
HeadSet says
That might contribute to a return to normality. Can't have that.
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?
That might contribute to a return to normality. Can't have that.
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richwicks
2021 Jan 3, 4:56pm
richwicks
2021 Jan 3, 4:56pm
HeadSet says
UVB will give you a tan, or a sunburn.
They aren't trying to solve the problem, they are artificially creating problems to offer bullshit solutions. 1/2 the country doesn't even believe there's a pandemic and has ended this masking BS and social distancing. Not in my area, but in parts of Northern NY, certainly.
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?
UVB will give you a tan, or a sunburn.
They aren't trying to solve the problem, they are artificially creating problems to offer bullshit solutions. 1/2 the country doesn't even believe there's a pandemic and has ended this masking BS and social distancing. Not in my area, but in parts of Northern NY, certainly.
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mell
2021 Jan 5, 7:39pm
Can somebody post the hilarious 'you work bauxite mine now' meme again? Can't find it. Thanks!
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Eric Holder
2021 Jan 8, 8:05am
Eric Holder
2021 Jan 8, 8:05am
Patrick says
But, but... they broke a glass in some door and some dude sat with his feet on Pelosi's desk!
But, but... they broke a glass in some door and some dude sat with his feet on Pelosi's desk!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2021 Jan 8, 11:01am
MisdemeanorRebel
2021 Jan 8, 11:01am
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!
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Ceffer
2021 Jan 8, 11:18am
Ceffer
2021 Jan 8, 11:18am
NoCoupForYou says
It was a mostly peaceful dump.
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!
It was a mostly peaceful dump.
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Booger
2021 Jan 8, 1:35pm
Booger
2021 Jan 8, 1:35pm
NoCoupForYou says
I thought that the standard was shitting on her desk?
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!
I thought that the standard was shitting on her desk?
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Eric Holder
2021 Jan 9, 11:45am
Eric Holder
2021 Jan 9, 11:45am
Patrick says
If we are to believe NPR the impeachment procedure can be held even after the person has left the office. As inferred by some "political science professor" from Stanford who literally wrote a book on that shit (doesn't mean it's true, of course).
The purpose of doing it is not as silly as it looks at first glance: they want to make sure Trump is not running in 2024 and being impeached, removed and specifically banned from being elected again is the only way to achive that. The hardest part is removal as it requires 2/3 vote in Senate. The last step, bizzarely enough, requires only majority vote.
If we are to believe NPR the impeachment procedure can be held even after the person has left the office. As inferred by some "political science professor" from Stanford who literally wrote a book on that shit (doesn't mean it's true, of course).
The purpose of doing it is not as silly as it looks at first glance: they want to make sure Trump is not running in 2024 and being impeached, removed and specifically banned from being elected again is the only way to achive that. The hardest part is removal as it requires 2/3 vote in Senate. The last step, bizzarely enough, requires only majority vote.
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mell
2021 Jan 9, 3:54pm
Again Trump will be too old in 2024, bi-den is already enough. That's a chance of a worthy conservative successor ticket like D. Crenshaw / C. Owens 2024.
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RWSGFY
2021 Jan 9, 6:54pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jan 9, 6:54pm
mell says
Apparently Lizard Nancy, Chyna Joe and Camelwhore disagree.
Again Trump will be too old in 2024
Apparently Lizard Nancy, Chyna Joe and Camelwhore disagree.
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HeadSet
2021 Jan 9, 7:20pm
HeadSet
2021 Jan 9, 7:20pm
FuckCCP89 says
They may be afraid of what Trump will expose in the coming months, and want to shut it down now.
mell saysAgain Trump will be too old in 2024
Apparently Lizard Nancy, Chyna Joe and Camelwhore disagree.
They may be afraid of what Trump will expose in the coming months, and want to shut it down now.
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