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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,106,859 views  42,077 comments

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8323   richwicks   2021 Feb 14, 1:42pm  

election2020 says
To be honest Bhartis had it good before Hindoo.
Hindooo is no religion, It is bastardization of ancient Bharat's texts to serve invaders.


When somebody resorts to tactics like misspelling words, and basically using childish insults, this detracts from any legitimate argument or point you'd otherwise make.
8324   Patrick   2021 Feb 14, 1:54pm  

I have to agree with richwicks @election2020

I think you have some good points, but I also think you're going about things the wrong way.
8327   FarmersWon   2021 Feb 14, 5:36pm  

richwicks says
election2020 says
To be honest Bhartis had it good before Hindoo.
Hindooo is no religion, It is bastardization of ancient Bharat's texts to serve invaders.


When somebody resorts to tactics like misspelling words, and basically using childish insults, this detracts from any legitimate argument or point you'd otherwise make.


@patrick
@richwicks
I will say same about "whats being said about left here" if I am not the insider.
After certain point, Garbage smell can't be treated with perfume.

You just need to look How cruel Hindooo is to understand my viewpoint.
Just imagine all the "conservatives" are burned alive on the streets and not getting justice for 35 years and told How loved conservatives are in US.
You will start to sound like me.
8328   richwicks   2021 Feb 14, 8:12pm  

election2020 says
You just need to look How cruel Hindooo is to understand my viewpoint.


The problem is that people not on "your side" will often dismiss any argument you put forward as it's clear you are trying to influence opinion not with facts and logic, but by mere insults. I was annoyed constantly by the same thing back during the Iraq War when the US was killing Mooslims. It smacks of bigotry not reason. It's the same thing when I hear of KKKristians, and Dumbocrats and Republikkkans.

You can say whatever you like, but you're not going to get a Hindooo to reconsider their position by insulting them.
8329   Patrick   2021 Feb 14, 10:13pm  



U.S.—As the media continues to gaslight the American people, cover for pedophiles, and retract information when it damages their political allies, the nation is increasingly wishing there were some sort of phrase to describe the kind of behavior befitting of an adversary of the populace.

"If only there were a catchy phrase, in use for hundreds of years in a variety of contexts, that succinctly described the way the corporate press is behaving," said one man in Nebraska. He shook his head. "Nothing comes to mind though."

Concerned citizens convened in Cleveland to come up with a cogent callsign for the corporate cable news media.

Here is what they've come up with so far:

Adversary of the populace
Opposition of the citizenry
Opponent of the masses
Traitor to the inhabitants
Villian of the plebeians
Foe of the folk
Antagonist of the population
"Nothing quite has the right ring to it," said a man from Iowa, rubbing his chin. "We just can't put our finger on what to call these guys."


https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-looking-for-right-phrase-to-describe-media-that-behaves-like-some-kind-of-opponent-of-the-citizenry
8336   FarmersWon   2021 Feb 15, 11:39pm  

richwicks says
election2020 says
You just need to look How cruel Hindooo is to understand my viewpoint.


The problem is that people not on "your side" will often dismiss any argument you put forward as it's clear you are trying to influence opinion not with facts and logic, but by mere insults. I was annoyed constantly by the same thing back during the Iraq War when the US was killing Mooslims. It smacks of bigotry not reason. It's the same thing when I hear of KKKristians, and Dumbocrats and Republikkkans.

You can say whatever you like, but you're not going to get a Hindooo to reconsider their position by insulting them.


Hindooo is not "indvidual" but a "Dirty cult".
If someone want to remain part of dirty cult , Let he/she be, We can't stop showing its ugly reality and insulting its followers.

Insults worked very well against Nazis after they were defeated, Hardly anyone dares to call themselves Nazi.
Hindooo is very close to Nazi on cruelty and human rights violations, There is large population in world preparing to engender its demise and hopefully would make it very toxic.
Sikh genocide done by Hindoooo cult:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_anti-Sikh_riots

Hindoooo genocidal rape/riot cult has no similarities with political parties.
If republicans or democrats start burning alive innocents on streets , we can have some comparison.
8337   richwicks   2021 Feb 16, 12:22am  

election2020 says
Hindooo is not "indvidual" but a "Dirty cult".
If someone want to remain part of dirty cult , Let he/she be, We can't stop showing its ugly reality and insulting its followers.


I've explained your error in attempted persuasion, I'm not going to persist.

You're not going to change anybody's minds with your bullshit. You either talk rationally and explain what they don't know, or you resort to stupid childish rhetoric which anybody that is worth persuading ignores.
8338   FarmersWon   2021 Feb 16, 12:33am  

richwicks says
election2020 says
Hindooo is not "indvidual" but a "Dirty cult".
If someone want to remain part of dirty cult , Let he/she be, We can't stop showing its ugly reality and insulting its followers.


I've explained your error in attempted persuasion, I'm not going to persist.

You're not going to change anybody's minds with your bullshit. You either talk rationally and explain what they don't know, or you resort to stupid childish rhetoric which anybody that is worth persuading ignores.


I am stating the facts and obvious violations of human rights with proof.
My only obligation is to tell truth and insult the cruelty as much as I can.

If after knowing facts, somebody wants to be "traitor to humanity" that is his/her choice.
I am not here to convince anybody.
8339   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Feb 16, 6:11am  

Patrick says


U.S.—As the media continues to gaslight the American people, cover for pedophiles, and retract information when it damages their political allies, the nation is increasingly wishing there were some sort of phrase to describe the kind of behavior befitting of an adversary of the populace.

"If only there were a catchy phrase, in use for hundreds of years in a variety of contexts, that succinctly described the way the corporate press is behaving," said one man in Nebraska. He shook his head. "Nothing comes to mind though."

Concerned citizens convened in Cleveland to come up with a cogent callsign for the corporate cable news media.

Here is what they've come up with so far:

Adversary of the populace
Opposition of the citizenry
Opponent of the masses
Traitor to the inhabitants
Villian of the plebeians
Foe of the folk
Antagonist of the populati...


A lot of truth in that humor.
8340   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 16, 7:11am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-moved-to-texas-from-california-finally-feeling-at-home-now-that-power-is-out

People Who Moved To Texas From California Finally Feeling At Home Now That Power Is Out

AUSTIN, TX—Thousands of people who escaped the desolate wasteland of California have found new opportunities by moving to Texas. To help them feel right at home, even the weather is extending some Texas hospitality by knocking out power stations-- giving the former Californians a taste of the blackouts they're used to.

"Ah... just like old Gavin Newsom used to do back in Cali," said local resident Alice Muggins while lighting candles around the house. "I just wasn't used to having electrical power all the time and it felt really weird. Now, it feels a little more like home!"

According to sources, former Californians are helping people in their Texas communities who have never experienced something like this before. From how to prepare food without electricity to how to use an emergency generator, the Californian immigrants to Texas have been instrumental in keeping their communities alive in the midst of the outages.

California Governor Gavin Newsom attempted to gloat in a Facebook Live post, but his phone died and he was unable to charge it due to a power outage.
8341   Patrick   2021 Feb 16, 9:05am  

OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.
8346   richwicks   2021 Feb 16, 9:38pm  

Patrick says
OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.


@Patrick - use Brave in TOR mode and it will bypass what I assume is your /etc/hosts file which I'm guessing you are using to block google sites.

I block nearly everything from Google, but I can go to www.google.com itself although I rarely do. I'm also in the habit of always being on the web in "incognito" mode - cookies and other nonsense I pick up get wiped when I close the browser.
8347   Patrick   2021 Feb 16, 9:50pm  

richwicks says
Brave in TOR mode


Wow, thanks @richwicks I did not know about this.

File -> New Private Window With Tor
8352   Ceffer   2021 Feb 17, 8:03pm  

Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.
8354   Ceffer   2021 Feb 17, 11:24pm  

CNN is so bereft of content, Anderson Cooper is spending all his time at the CNN glory hole.
8355   richwicks   2021 Feb 18, 12:28am  

Ceffer says
Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.


Isn't it odd to be a person with balls in a society of eunuchs? I don't think people disagree about 9/11 as much as I think they're too cowardly to point it out. Bunch of fucking pussies in this nation calling themselves men.
8360   Booger   2021 Feb 18, 6:25pm  

South park on election stealing:
https://youtu.be/lKPy8c7VT7Y
8362   Karloff   2021 Feb 18, 8:12pm  

Hah, he even refers to the "erection results".

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