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Patrick
2021 May 30, 10:14pm
https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1399003330937036802#m
Patrick
2021 May 30, 10:14pm
Dey won’t be giving you dis information, only dat information. Dey know what’s best for you!
https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1399003330937036802#m
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Hircus
2021 May 31, 1:36pm
Hircus
2021 May 31, 1:36pm
Patrick says
I wonder if shining a projector against a building breaks any laws? Obviously watch out for blinding motorists and stuff, but I bet this would be a legal way to temporarily graffiti.
We can do a lot with projectors!
I wonder if shining a projector against a building breaks any laws? Obviously watch out for blinding motorists and stuff, but I bet this would be a legal way to temporarily graffiti.
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Patrick
2021 May 31, 1:52pm
Biden did this by shutting down the Keystone Pipeline.
The grim good news, again, is that it hurts a lot of Democrats who voted for him even though he's obviously senile and corrupt as fuck.
Patrick
2021 May 31, 1:52pm
Biden did this by shutting down the Keystone Pipeline.
The grim good news, again, is that it hurts a lot of Democrats who voted for him even though he's obviously senile and corrupt as fuck.
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Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:09pm
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:09pm
Is it still schadenfreude if it hurts others AND yourself.
I don't want to suffer just so I can say "I told you so".
I don't want to suffer just so I can say "I told you so".
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Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:21pm
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:21pm
It really doesn't make much difference to me if it takes $50 or $100 to fill up. I just stick in the credit card, choose high grade, and pump until the tank is full. It's not a big deal.
Now our service workers have to work an extra 2 or 3 hours a week to pay for gas, but they aren't. They are working the same amount of hours but the money is going in the tank for Saudi Arabia and not in the till of the local microbrewery.
Keep the money local.
Now our service workers have to work an extra 2 or 3 hours a week to pay for gas, but they aren't. They are working the same amount of hours but the money is going in the tank for Saudi Arabia and not in the till of the local microbrewery.
Keep the money local.
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Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:22pm
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:22pm
BUT
If they voted for Biden in the hope of a $2,000 check or relief from the $123,247 gender studies bachelor of art degree student loan and think Trump is a racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobe because he colluded with Russia and grabbed random pussy; THOSE people should suffer for their sins!
If they voted for Biden in the hope of a $2,000 check or relief from the $123,247 gender studies bachelor of art degree student loan and think Trump is a racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobe because he colluded with Russia and grabbed random pussy; THOSE people should suffer for their sins!
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Booger
2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm
Booger
2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm
https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2021/05/18-mexican-men-become-trans-women-to-get-around-gender-partity-electoral-quotas-solved.html
To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
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RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:18pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:18pm
HunterTits says
What's "abuela"?
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-now-claims-her-abuela-died-in-attack-on-capitol
What they are spoofing:
What's "abuela"?
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RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm
Patrick says
I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
abuela = grandma
I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
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Eric Holder
2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm
Eric Holder
2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm
Patrick says
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
You racist!
Lol.
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm
Eric Holder says
I know, I'm kidding!
The left calls everything racist.
Patrick saysYou racist!
Lol.
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
I know, I'm kidding!
The left calls everything racist.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 4, 7:43am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 4, 7:43am
Labron after hearing that he could make more money from the Chinese if he squint his eyes, and say...
"Ah So!"
"Ah So!"
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Patrick
2021 Jun 4, 10:59am
Patrick
2021 Jun 4, 10:59am
RC2006 says
It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"
Answer: "None."
It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"
Answer: "None."
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