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Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:21pm
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:21pm
It really doesn't make much difference to me if it takes $50 or $100 to fill up. I just stick in the credit card, choose high grade, and pump until the tank is full. It's not a big deal.
Now our service workers have to work an extra 2 or 3 hours a week to pay for gas, but they aren't. They are working the same amount of hours but the money is going in the tank for Saudi Arabia and not in the till of the local microbrewery.
Keep the money local.
Now our service workers have to work an extra 2 or 3 hours a week to pay for gas, but they aren't. They are working the same amount of hours but the money is going in the tank for Saudi Arabia and not in the till of the local microbrewery.
Keep the money local.
9094
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:22pm
Onvacation
2021 May 31, 2:22pm
BUT
If they voted for Biden in the hope of a $2,000 check or relief from the $123,247 gender studies bachelor of art degree student loan and think Trump is a racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobe because he colluded with Russia and grabbed random pussy; THOSE people should suffer for their sins!
If they voted for Biden in the hope of a $2,000 check or relief from the $123,247 gender studies bachelor of art degree student loan and think Trump is a racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobe because he colluded with Russia and grabbed random pussy; THOSE people should suffer for their sins!
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Booger
2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm
Booger
2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm
https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2021/05/18-mexican-men-become-trans-women-to-get-around-gender-partity-electoral-quotas-solved.html
To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
9106
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:18pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:18pm
HunterTits says
What's "abuela"?
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-now-claims-her-abuela-died-in-attack-on-capitol
What they are spoofing:
What's "abuela"?
9108
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm
Patrick says
I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
abuela = grandma
I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
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Eric Holder
2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm
Eric Holder
2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm
Patrick says
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
You racist!
Lol.
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm
Eric Holder says
I know, I'm kidding!
The left calls everything racist.
Patrick saysYou racist!
Lol.
No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
I know, I'm kidding!
The left calls everything racist.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 4, 7:43am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 4, 7:43am
Labron after hearing that he could make more money from the Chinese if he squint his eyes, and say...
"Ah So!"
"Ah So!"
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Patrick
2021 Jun 4, 10:59am
Patrick
2021 Jun 4, 10:59am
RC2006 says
It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"
Answer: "None."
It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"
Answer: "None."
9128
Onvacation
2021 Jun 8, 5:42pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 8, 5:42pm
Is it just me? Or does the Kamala Cookie head look like a cooked turkey? Squint your eyes a little.
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