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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,124,393 views  42,095 comments

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9099   Booger   2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm  

https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2021/05/18-mexican-men-become-trans-women-to-get-around-gender-partity-electoral-quotas-solved.html

To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
9100   Bd6r   2021 Jun 1, 9:09pm  

9101   Bd6r   2021 Jun 1, 9:09pm  

9107   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 1:20pm  

abuela = grandma
9108   RWSGFY   2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm  

Patrick says
abuela = grandma


I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
9109   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 1:38pm  

You racist!

Lol.
9110   Eric Holder   2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm  

Patrick says
You racist!

Lol.


No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
9111   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 3, 3:05pm  

Translation "I miss Trump!"
9112   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm  

Eric Holder says
Patrick says
You racist!

Lol.


No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.


I know, I'm kidding!

The left calls everything racist.
9114   richwicks   2021 Jun 3, 9:23pm  

HunterTits says


I got one better for you:

9115   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 4, 7:43am  

Labron after hearing that he could make more money from the Chinese if he squint his eyes, and say...
"Ah So!"

9116   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jun 4, 8:02am  

richwicks says
HunterTits says


I got one better for you:



Sad truth right there.
9119   Patrick   2021 Jun 4, 10:59am  

RC2006 says


It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"

Answer: "None."
9125   Bd6r   2021 Jun 6, 6:35am  

9126   Bd6r   2021 Jun 6, 6:35am  

9127   BayArea   2021 Jun 6, 8:27am  

Rb6d says


Bwahaha

9128   Onvacation   2021 Jun 8, 5:42pm  

Is it just me? Or does the Kamala Cookie head look like a cooked turkey? Squint your eyes a little.

9129   Onvacation   2021 Jun 8, 5:42pm  

Onvacation says
Squint your eyes a little.


THATS RACIST!!

sorry
9133   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 8, 7:47pm  

Biden reminds me of one of those super Villains in a Fantasy SiFi movie. Where the hero in the movie has a simple object that he commands great power with. The Villains at some point in the movie finally binds the Hero and commandeers his simple object, but can't get any mojo super powers out of it. Of course because he's not the chosen one, with the special linage to use the object.

Biden is obsessed with ice creme, as a prop in every appearance he gives. He doesn't care if he's in the middle of a speech. He's trying to crack the riddle of the Trump's two scoops and the mileage Trump got out of it.
9136   Onvacation   2021 Jun 9, 12:46pm  

They said that before.
9137   HeadSet   2021 Jun 9, 1:10pm  

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.
9138   Onvacation   2021 Jun 9, 1:21pm  

HeadSet says
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US.

Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)

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