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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,124,942 views 42,100 comments
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 9, 1:10pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 9, 1:10pm
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 9, 1:21pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 9, 1:21pm
HeadSet says
Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US.
Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)
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AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 9, 1:49pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 9, 1:49pm
HeadSet says
What's actually happening is a massive labor shortage IN Guatemala, which is causing Walmart Sock and Shirt Subcontractors to have to raise wages and fight over workers.
So many Guatemalans have left for the US.
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.
What's actually happening is a massive labor shortage IN Guatemala, which is causing Walmart Sock and Shirt Subcontractors to have to raise wages and fight over workers.
So many Guatemalans have left for the US.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 9, 2:54pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 9, 2:54pm
Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.
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RWSGFY
2021 Jun 9, 3:20pm
RWSGFY
2021 Jun 9, 3:20pm
Patrick says
Who would have thought?!
Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.
Who would have thought?!
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AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 9, 11:29pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 9, 11:29pm
Patrick says
Yep. And Guatemalan contractors want to be sure they don't make $5/hr legally in Guatemala!
Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.
Yep. And Guatemalan contractors want to be sure they don't make $5/hr legally in Guatemala!
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Patrick
2021 Jun 11, 9:17am
Patrick
2021 Jun 11, 9:17am
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-reset-days-since-trump-was-proven-right-counter-to-zero-again
ATLANTA, GA—After information was released yesterday that hydroxychloroquine can increase the survival rate of patients diagnosed with COVID-19, a sad, forlorn Brian Stelter was forced to shuffle over to the "Days Since Trump Was Proven Right" counter and reset it to zero once again.
"Ugh. Not again!" said Stelter as he fumbled with the buttons on the side of the sign and changed it from "00001" to "00000" for the third day in a row. "One of these days we're gonna get up to 3!"
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:01pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:01pm
Biden isn't really president so that's minus one.
Both Canada and France equate to 1/2 of one country so that's another minus one.
Both Canada and France equate to 1/2 of one country so that's another minus one.
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