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HeadSet
2021 Jun 17, 6:54pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 17, 6:54pm
zzyzzx says
I do not think Kamala wants dick more than any other woman, it is that Kamala manipulates a dick when it is attached to a man who can do her serious favors.
How to get Kamila to the border:
I do not think Kamala wants dick more than any other woman, it is that Kamala manipulates a dick when it is attached to a man who can do her serious favors.
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AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 17, 7:28pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 17, 7:28pm
Where were you all afternoon, Honey?
Well, I went to... uh... like this uh... protest and uh, I got shot in the neck with a pepper ball round.
Well, I went to... uh... like this uh... protest and uh, I got shot in the neck with a pepper ball round.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 18, 2:53pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 18, 2:53pm
Very funny Babylon Bee cartoon lampooning "whiteness" in successful minorities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhCJ6tNerY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhCJ6tNerY
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Patrick
2021 Jun 18, 7:46pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 18, 7:46pm
This is true. George Floyd was a thug whose sole accomplishment in life was dying of a fentanyl OD after passing a fake $20 and getting caught.
Well, he did also point a gun at a pregnant woman's belly during a home invasion robbery he took part in. That is noteworthy too.
Well, he did also point a gun at a pregnant woman's belly during a home invasion robbery he took part in. That is noteworthy too.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 18, 7:52pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 18, 7:52pm
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:
NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
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mell
2021 Jun 18, 7:54pm
Patrick says
What? Al Bundy classic!
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
What? Al Bundy classic!
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AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 19, 11:09pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Jun 19, 11:09pm
Out of a sample of almost 600 r/socialism users: Almost 50% Unemployed, Vast Majority under 31.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1z9MdCiO-0Dlomd1MaOxv7aOZJabobYTPD7wyYXdq0OA/viewanalytics
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 20, 7:38am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 20, 7:38am
i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.
They don't consider it an unfair disadvantage when one sports outfit can afford training facilities, medical staff, and coaching staff, that sports outfits that don't have the same resources. Further more it's just muscle not super human powers. It's the same muscles people get that get ripped by exercise alone.
They don't consider it an unfair disadvantage when one sports outfit can afford training facilities, medical staff, and coaching staff, that sports outfits that don't have the same resources. Further more it's just muscle not super human powers. It's the same muscles people get that get ripped by exercise alone.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 20, 8:58am
HeadSet
2021 Jun 20, 8:58am
Tenpoundbass says
Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.
i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.
Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.
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mell
2021 Jun 20, 9:08am
HeadSet says
That's not always a given though, the edge you get by using steroids is much smaller than trannies competing. People without steroid use have beaten those taking steroids many times. Still it gives you an edge and is unhealthy, so the ban does make sense, however the enforcement and detection has been very problematic in practice, incl. false positives.
Tenpoundbass saysi have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.
Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.
That's not always a given though, the edge you get by using steroids is much smaller than trannies competing. People without steroid use have beaten those taking steroids many times. Still it gives you an edge and is unhealthy, so the ban does make sense, however the enforcement and detection has been very problematic in practice, incl. false positives.
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Booger
2021 Jun 20, 9:57am
Booger
2021 Jun 20, 9:57am
mell says
That was always the best part of that show, and the only part that is still funny by today's standards.
Patrick saysI didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
What? Al Bundy classic!
That was always the best part of that show, and the only part that is still funny by today's standards.
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Ceffer
2021 Jun 20, 1:32pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 20, 1:32pm
just_passing_through says
Try to bust my balls and I'll kick you in the cunt. That goes for the men, too.
https://nomaam.us/
Try to bust my balls and I'll kick you in the cunt. That goes for the men, too.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 21, 8:39am
Onvacation
2021 Jun 21, 8:39am
You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!
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