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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,126,062 views  42,100 comments

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9227   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 7:46pm  

This is true. George Floyd was a thug whose sole accomplishment in life was dying of a fentanyl OD after passing a fake $20 and getting caught.

Well, he did also point a gun at a pregnant woman's belly during a home invasion robbery he took part in. That is noteworthy too.
9228   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 7:52pm  

I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
9229   mell   2021 Jun 18, 7:54pm  

Patrick says
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)


What? Al Bundy classic!
9230   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 18, 8:22pm  

Patrick says
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:


Only thing missing is the Patrick.net sticker.
9231   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 8:24pm  

Aww, shucks.
9237   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 19, 5:40pm  



Now one for the Hood


9238   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 19, 11:09pm  

Out of a sample of almost 600 r/socialism users: Almost 50% Unemployed, Vast Majority under 31.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1z9MdCiO-0Dlomd1MaOxv7aOZJabobYTPD7wyYXdq0OA/viewanalytics
9240   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 20, 7:38am  

i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.
They don't consider it an unfair disadvantage when one sports outfit can afford training facilities, medical staff, and coaching staff, that sports outfits that don't have the same resources. Further more it's just muscle not super human powers. It's the same muscles people get that get ripped by exercise alone.
9242   HeadSet   2021 Jun 20, 8:58am  

Tenpoundbass says
i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.

Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.
9243   mell   2021 Jun 20, 9:08am  

HeadSet says
Tenpoundbass says
i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.

Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.


That's not always a given though, the edge you get by using steroids is much smaller than trannies competing. People without steroid use have beaten those taking steroids many times. Still it gives you an edge and is unhealthy, so the ban does make sense, however the enforcement and detection has been very problematic in practice, incl. false positives.
9244   Booger   2021 Jun 20, 9:57am  

mell says
Patrick says
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)


What? Al Bundy classic!


That was always the best part of that show, and the only part that is still funny by today's standards.
9246   Ceffer   2021 Jun 20, 1:32pm  

just_passing_through says
https://nomaam.us/

Try to bust my balls and I'll kick you in the cunt. That goes for the men, too.
9248   Onvacation   2021 Jun 21, 8:39am  

You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!
9249   BayArea   2021 Jun 21, 9:24am  

Onvacation says
You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!


Ooh that’s a big one
9250   Bd6r   2021 Jun 21, 9:47am  

9251   Bd6r   2021 Jun 21, 9:47am  

9252   Bd6r   2021 Jun 21, 9:48am  

and one for @Patrick:
9253   Patrick   2021 Jun 21, 10:53am  

One problem with alcohol is that you do indeed tend to say what you really think after a few drinks.


BayArea says
Onvacation says
You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!


Ooh that’s a big one


Lol, true. Remember how the economy was supposed to crash when Trump got elected, but it went exactly the other way, with a record-breaking economy?
9254   Bd6r   2021 Jun 21, 3:26pm  



And how minorities see white progressives

9255   Patrick   2021 Jun 21, 6:34pm  

That's the liberal fantasy - liberals think they are opposed to racism, but they are by far the most racist people of all and have set race relations back a minimum of 50 years.
9257   Patrick   2021 Jun 21, 7:13pm  

My dad told me that as a kid in Chicago, he was caught watching a baseball game though a hole in a fence at the age of 12 or so, and actually arrested.

His mother came to the police station and told them to leave him in there for a night as a lesson. Kinda harsh, but my dad ended up an upstanding guy. I think that was his first and last run-in with the law.
9258   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Jun 21, 7:45pm  

Nowadays people watch Padres games for free from the top of buildings in SD: Altitude

https://altitudeskylounge.com/
9261   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 21, 8:16pm  

Brilliant

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