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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,155,189 views  42,338 comments

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9696   Hircus   2021 Aug 3, 3:15pm  

Patrick says


Titania has a long thread where her prediction always come true, just like the above.

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1339977959508226048
9699   Patrick   2021 Aug 3, 5:12pm  

Thanks! I found a larger version, but still not quite large enough to read everything:

larger version

from https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/08/huge-dr-shiva-discovers-existence-secretive-long-fuse-report-exposes-twitter-government-collusion-momentous-discovery-pentagon-papers/

Dr. Shiva discovered that Twitter built a special portal offered to certain governmental entities so that government officials can flag and delete content they dislike for any reason, as part of what they call their “Twitter Partner Status.”

Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai, the man who invented email, ran for US Senate in Massachusetts as a Republican and made allegations of voter fraud on Twitter. These tweets were then deleted by the far-left tech giant. Later it was discovered that they were deleted at the direction of government employees of the Massachusetts Secretary of State’s office.

Discovering this, Dr. Ayyadurai filed a federal lawsuit by himself, alleging that his federal civil rights were violated when the government silenced his political speech in order to affect an election. ...

This case could spell the end of CDA 230.

CDA 230 is the provision of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 that gives internet and social media companies legal immunity from lawsuits due to the content they publish.

This provision in law gives companies like Facebook and Twitter a way to dismiss lawsuits, but it also gives them the ability to act with impunity so that their actions cannot be legally challenged. These companies have, according to their detractors, abused this immunity by suppressing dissident, and specifically conservative, views, viewpoints and journalism.

Because Dr. Ayyadurai did not argue about Twitter’s “Terms of Service,” everything will instead hinge on the degree of interaction between Twitter and the state government of Massachusetts.


Ah found an even bigger one from the article:

yet bigger version
9700   Bd6r   2021 Aug 3, 7:22pm  

Patrick says
OK, I'm over-generalizing.

Kind of like if I were to say "men are taller than women". You can find exceptions to almost anything.

according to numbers I saw, ca. 30% of homosexuals voted for trump in 2020. Assuming that womyn vote for Trump less than men, one can estimate that 40 or so% of male homos voted for Trump. This is not an unusual exception.
I think it is extremely counterproductive to harp at them provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle.
9701   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Aug 3, 8:39pm  

Bd6r says
Patrick says
OK, I'm over-generalizing.

Kind of like if I were to say "men are taller than women". You can find exceptions to almost anything.

according to numbers I saw, ca. 30% of homosexuals voted for trump in 2020. Assuming that womyn vote for Trump less than men, one can estimate that 40 or so% of male homos voted for Trump. This is not an unusual exception.
I think it is extremely counterproductive to harp at them provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle.


most of them seem to never shut up about being gay. run around with pride flags like they are a separate country, harass people. and the rest of the "gay community" as they self identify doesn't say shit. they are fine with it. sick people man, sick fucking people.
9702   Patrick   2021 Aug 3, 9:27pm  

Bd6r says
provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle


That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.
9704   Bd6r   2021 Aug 4, 8:40am  

Patrick says
Bd6r says
provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle


That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.

In that case, this specific behavior should be criticized, instead of blanket criticism of ALL gays. It is not my business if someone wants to fuck womyn, men, or wasp nests, and it is not for me to change their behavior. I am not virtue police.

First, many if not most don't even advertise who they are, and second, criticizing ALL of them will drive a lot of them into arms of commies.
9706   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 10:50am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/gollum-hired-as-spokesperson-to-promote-social-distancing-guidelines



U.S.—Health experts in the U.S. have been encountering resistance in the population as many people don't want to stop living their lives due to the virus. So, they've been searching for spokespeople to point toward in hopes that Americans will finally listen to their expert advice. Finally, they located one creature they believe is a "model citizen" and "the very picture of health": Gollum, a Stoor Hobbit who lived in total isolation for 471 years.

"If Americans would just act more like Gollum, locking themselves away from sunlight and fresh air for five centuries, we would be able to beat this pandemic," said one health expert, Dr. Bob Lindelhooven. "Instead, we have people throwing massive 111th birthday parties and not even caring about what we have to say."
9709   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 1:09pm  

https://reclaimthenet.org/mmas-darren-till-refuses-to-be-canceled-after-being-reported-to-uk-police-over-meme/





In typical fashion these days, especially in the United Kingdom where the public are increasingly being threatened with losing any remaining semblance of free speech rights, Merseyside Police received a report of the post and stated that “enquiries are ongoing.”

However, Till was not least bit concerned about the complaints.

He took to social media to reveal that he did not regret the “offensive” Instagram post. He tweeted: “The post got 100k likes… it was a successful day of posting on Instagram I would say… I’ve got a belter post this weekend for u, even more offensive. turn post notifications on!!!!”

“You can’t cancel someone who doesn’t give a crap,” he went on to say.


We should all spread this very true and effective meme.
9712   Ceffer   2021 Aug 4, 2:01pm  

"A little Khazarian sexual enthusiasm never hurt anybody." Jeffrey Epstein
9714   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 3:09pm  

Amazing that got past the censors.
9715   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 3:12pm  

Ceffer says


https://babylonbee.com/news/bidensays-new-lockdown-will-only-last-for-one-month-or-until-the-end-of-the-us-whichever-is-sooner


WASHINGTON, D.C.—Many Americans are frightened of the Biden administration’s talk about a new lockdown, as they’re still reeling from the economic effects of the previous lockdowns, but President Biden is assuring people that this one will be quite temporary.

“This lockdown will only last one month or until the total collapse of our country,” Biden told the press, “whichever is sooner.”

According to Biden, this new lockdown could last up to thirty days but most likely would end even sooner than that when, due to further economic and political pressures, the federal government completely collapses and the country is taken over by QAnon warlords. In that situation, the lockdown would also not be enforced and would be officially over.

“For this lockdown, I’m just asking you to hold out a little longer,” Biden said, “just until I’ve completely lost all my power and anarchists storm the White House and imprison me in the White House kitchen walk-in refrigerator. Or for one month. But no longer than that.”

Though the lockdown will be over in one month or at the destruction of the United States of America, many think it will still be wise to socially distance by locking oneself in a bomb shelter after that.
9716   mell   2021 Aug 4, 3:12pm  

Lol good one. Need to plaster social media spaces (facefuck, twatter etc.) with this!
9717   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Aug 4, 4:11pm  

Patrick says
Bd6r says
provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle


That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.


That’s what’s been driving anger in me lately. It’s in schools now, so we took ours out.
9718   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 5:28pm  

I think you did the right thing.

BTW, the whole Catholic School system exists exactly because Catholic parents in the late 1800's did not want their kids subject to government education.
9721   richwicks   2021 Aug 4, 8:40pm  

mell says
That’s what’s been driving anger in me lately. It’s in schools now, so we took ours out.


I would like to suggest Kahn Academy:

https://www.khanacademy.org/

I also suggest you follow the coursework. As an adult, you can go through it much more quickly as you're just reviewing, but I think you'll find new things to learn. Part of the reason to make the internet, was to entirely democratize information and education.

Also, and I'm serious - get rid of your television. It's entirely a waste of time. The man that invented television, Philo Farnsworth, would not allow the device to be in his home. His aim was to create a machine that allowed education and culture into every home cheaply and was bitterly disappointed that it was just mindless entertainment - and this was his opinion in the 1950's. It's much worse today.
9728   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 10:00am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-found-to-have-connection-to-far-right-extremist-group-the-founding-fathers



WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Thomas Massie is under investigation after it was discovered that he has been heavily influenced by a far-right extremist group, the Founding Fathers of the United States of America.

Investigators raided Massie's office and found extremist material, such as the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, along with fringe content like the Federalist Papers. Massie is being held on suspicion of far-right domestic extremism. It's not clear that's illegal, but Nancy Pelosi said they are detaining him just in case.

"We found lots of reading material in his office written by these far-right extremists known as the 'founders of our nation,'" said Pelosi. "It seems he is reading this stuff and getting crazy ideas in his head about liberty and the government needing the consent of the governed. It's really dangerous stuff."

"This is America, and ideas about personal responsibility and making your own choices have no place here," she added sternly.

At publishing time, Massie had made a daring escape from captivity by climbing out the Capitol window on tied-together bed sheets and is currently at large plotting to cross the Delaware and surprise Biden's armies stationed in Trenton.
9731   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 11:00am  

That's a good summary of our dystopian nightmare. All very 1984.
9735   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:50pm  

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