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"A little Khazarian sexual enthusiasm never hurt anybody." Jeffrey Epstein

Amazing that got past the censors.

Ceffer says

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidensays-new-lockdown-will-only-last-for-one-month-or-until-the-end-of-the-us-whichever-is-sooner

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Many Americans are frightened of the Biden administration’s talk about a new lockdown, as they’re still reeling from the economic effects of the previous lockdowns, but President Biden is assuring people that this one will be quite temporary.

“This lockdown will only last one month or until the total collapse of our country,” Biden told the press, “whichever is sooner.”

According to Biden, this new lockdown could last up to thirty days but most likely would end even sooner than that when, due to further economic and political pressures, the federal government completely collapses and the country is taken over by QAnon warlords. In that situation, the lockdown would also not be enforced and would be officially over.

“For this lockdown, I’m just asking you to hold out a little longer,” Biden said, “just until I’ve completely lost all my power and anarchists storm the White House and imprison me in the White House kitchen walk-in refrigerator. Or for one month. But no longer than that.”

Though the lockdown will be over in one month or at the destruction of the United States of America, many think it will still be wise to socially distance by locking oneself in a bomb shelter after that.

Lol good one. Need to plaster social media spaces (facefuck, twatter etc.) with this!

Patrick says

Bd6r says

provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle

That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.

That’s what’s been driving anger in me lately. It’s in schools now, so we took ours out.

I think you did the right thing.

BTW, the whole Catholic School system exists exactly because Catholic parents in the late 1800's did not want their kids subject to government education.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/health/why-didnt-i-get-the-vaccine-cried-35-year-old-man-while-being-eaten-by-shark-in-kansas-cornfield/

mell says

That’s what’s been driving anger in me lately. It’s in schools now, so we took ours out.

I would like to suggest Kahn Academy:

https://www.khanacademy.org/

I also suggest you follow the coursework. As an adult, you can go through it much more quickly as you're just reviewing, but I think you'll find new things to learn. Part of the reason to make the internet, was to entirely democratize information and education.

Also, and I'm serious - get rid of your television. It's entirely a waste of time. The man that invented television, Philo Farnsworth, would not allow the device to be in his home. His aim was to create a machine that allowed education and culture into every home cheaply and was bitterly disappointed that it was just mindless entertainment - and this was his opinion in the 1950's. It's much worse today.

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-found-to-have-connection-to-far-right-extremist-group-the-founding-fathers

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Thomas Massie is under investigation after it was discovered that he has been heavily influenced by a far-right extremist group, the Founding Fathers of the United States of America.

Investigators raided Massie's office and found extremist material, such as the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, along with fringe content like the Federalist Papers. Massie is being held on suspicion of far-right domestic extremism. It's not clear that's illegal, but Nancy Pelosi said they are detaining him just in case.

"We found lots of reading material in his office written by these far-right extremists known as the 'founders of our nation,'" said Pelosi. "It seems he is reading this stuff and getting crazy ideas in his head about liberty and the government needing the consent of the governed. It's really dangerous stuff."

"This is America, and ideas about personal responsibility and making your own choices have no place here," she added sternly.

At publishing time, Massie had made a daring escape from captivity by climbing out the Capitol window on tied-together bed sheets and is currently at large plotting to cross the Delaware and surprise Biden's armies stationed in Trenton.

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/hero-obama-holds-superspreader-event-on-climate-change-endangered-property-to-show-people-what-not-to-do

But then:

https://notthebee.com/article/sad-obama-cancelled-his-lavish-60th-b-day-party-after-the-woke-mob-criticized-him-over-worries-of-the-delta-variant



I'm sure he'll just have it anyway, and no masks, but without the press knowing about it.

That's a good summary of our dystopian nightmare. All very 1984.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/mediatech/facebook-meme-leaves-32-dead-115-wounded-7-25-21/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/health/judge-rules-piles-of-street-poop-will-count-as-votes-for-gavin-newsom-7-14-21/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/law/new-york-murder-rate-sharply-plummets-after-guy-who-tabulates-all-the-homicides-is-shot/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/economic/unemployment-office-makes-generous-counter-offer-to-keep-citizen-away-from-private-sector-7-5-21/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/worldweather/5-reasons-why-biden-soiling-himself-at-g7-showed-the-leadership-americans-desperately-need-6-24-21/

Sure Joe Biden may have filled his appearance at G7 with gaffs, but he also filled our hearts with warmth. And yes, while standing on that platform by the beach (now known as ‘brown zero’), people also noticed his pants were filled with warmth too. Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe Biden soiling himself on the world’s stage, but The Glorious American has chosen to be classy and point out how this actually shows the leadership Americans desperately need.

1.) Vladimir Putin is now on his heels. Joe Biden literally has months remaining as President and many summits with the Russian President are forthcoming. Reportedly, Vlad is very rattled at Joe pooping his pants and he’s already changed the venue of their meeting—a clear sign of weakness. “I don’t want him near my furniture,” Putin offered as an excuse.

2.) Biden put all toilet paper hoarding anxiety to rest. “Whatever would I do without toilet paper!” millions of Americans were screaming in 2020. What a great service Joe did for us by pooping his pants and putting those fears to bed forever. If the leader of the free world could so easily be hosed down by the secret service—why should any of us worry?

3.) Joe Biden handles his presidency the way a graceful and carefree horse would. Be honest, you’ve never once driven by a field of horses without seeing one slowly lift its tail and begin dumping massive, softball-size poops all over the place. Think of how comforting that is for millions of Americans to know their president has that same beautiful, carefree demeanor.

4.) Joe Biden doesn’t take any s*** from anyone–even himself. A petty man holds on to stress and baggage. But Joseph sent us all a powerful message. “Just let it go, man,” was the chunky lesson we needed in these stressful times. Donald Trump, in an effort to be viewed as a ‘macho man’, would have totally held it in.

5.) The Biden administration will always drop little opportunities for the working class. Moments after he pooped his pants, low-level G7 employees were seen running to brown-zero with pressure washers and hand scrubbers. It was a sight to behold. No matter how high Biden climbs in this world, janitors will always have a special place behind him. And let’s not forget the dry cleaning team that accompanies the president 24-hours a day.

Patrick says

This is probably true. Soros and the CCP probably told Newsom that every visible act of destruction of America and California meant they would inject extra vote multipliers into Dominion machines for him. He'll get a 'starter vote' of three million before anybody even submits a ballot.