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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,079,403 views  41,396 comments

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9721   richwicks   2021 Aug 4, 8:40pm  

mell says
That’s what’s been driving anger in me lately. It’s in schools now, so we took ours out.


I would like to suggest Kahn Academy:

https://www.khanacademy.org/

I also suggest you follow the coursework. As an adult, you can go through it much more quickly as you're just reviewing, but I think you'll find new things to learn. Part of the reason to make the internet, was to entirely democratize information and education.

Also, and I'm serious - get rid of your television. It's entirely a waste of time. The man that invented television, Philo Farnsworth, would not allow the device to be in his home. His aim was to create a machine that allowed education and culture into every home cheaply and was bitterly disappointed that it was just mindless entertainment - and this was his opinion in the 1950's. It's much worse today.
9728   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 10:00am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-found-to-have-connection-to-far-right-extremist-group-the-founding-fathers



WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Thomas Massie is under investigation after it was discovered that he has been heavily influenced by a far-right extremist group, the Founding Fathers of the United States of America.

Investigators raided Massie's office and found extremist material, such as the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, along with fringe content like the Federalist Papers. Massie is being held on suspicion of far-right domestic extremism. It's not clear that's illegal, but Nancy Pelosi said they are detaining him just in case.

"We found lots of reading material in his office written by these far-right extremists known as the 'founders of our nation,'" said Pelosi. "It seems he is reading this stuff and getting crazy ideas in his head about liberty and the government needing the consent of the governed. It's really dangerous stuff."

"This is America, and ideas about personal responsibility and making your own choices have no place here," she added sternly.

At publishing time, Massie had made a daring escape from captivity by climbing out the Capitol window on tied-together bed sheets and is currently at large plotting to cross the Delaware and surprise Biden's armies stationed in Trenton.
9731   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 11:00am  

That's a good summary of our dystopian nightmare. All very 1984.
9735   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:50pm  

9736   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:51pm  

9737   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:52pm  

9738   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:52pm  

9739   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:52pm  

9740   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:53pm  

9741   Bd6r   2021 Aug 5, 8:54pm  

9747   Patrick   2021 Aug 5, 11:43pm  

https://thegloriousamerican.com/worldweather/5-reasons-why-biden-soiling-himself-at-g7-showed-the-leadership-americans-desperately-need-6-24-21/



Sure Joe Biden may have filled his appearance at G7 with gaffs, but he also filled our hearts with warmth. And yes, while standing on that platform by the beach (now known as ‘brown zero’), people also noticed his pants were filled with warmth too. Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe Biden soiling himself on the world’s stage, but The Glorious American has chosen to be classy and point out how this actually shows the leadership Americans desperately need.

1.) Vladimir Putin is now on his heels. Joe Biden literally has months remaining as President and many summits with the Russian President are forthcoming. Reportedly, Vlad is very rattled at Joe pooping his pants and he’s already changed the venue of their meeting—a clear sign of weakness. “I don’t want him near my furniture,” Putin offered as an excuse.

2.) Biden put all toilet paper hoarding anxiety to rest. “Whatever would I do without toilet paper!” millions of Americans were screaming in 2020. What a great service Joe did for us by pooping his pants and putting those fears to bed forever. If the leader of the free world could so easily be hosed down by the secret service—why should any of us worry?

3.) Joe Biden handles his presidency the way a graceful and carefree horse would. Be honest, you’ve never once driven by a field of horses without seeing one slowly lift its tail and begin dumping massive, softball-size poops all over the place. Think of how comforting that is for millions of Americans to know their president has that same beautiful, carefree demeanor.

4.) Joe Biden doesn’t take any s*** from anyone–even himself. A petty man holds on to stress and baggage. But Joseph sent us all a powerful message. “Just let it go, man,” was the chunky lesson we needed in these stressful times. Donald Trump, in an effort to be viewed as a ‘macho man’, would have totally held it in.

5.) The Biden administration will always drop little opportunities for the working class. Moments after he pooped his pants, low-level G7 employees were seen running to brown-zero with pressure washers and hand scrubbers. It was a sight to behold. No matter how high Biden climbs in this world, janitors will always have a special place behind him. And let’s not forget the dry cleaning team that accompanies the president 24-hours a day.
9748   Ceffer   2021 Aug 5, 11:53pm  

Patrick says




This is probably true. Soros and the CCP probably told Newsom that every visible act of destruction of America and California meant they would inject extra vote multipliers into Dominion machines for him. He'll get a 'starter vote' of three million before anybody even submits a ballot.
9754   Ceffer   2021 Aug 6, 1:41pm  

Positive role models at the Trans protest in Britain. Positive meaning HIV positive:



No subversives here, move along, nothing to see.
9755   Patrick   2021 Aug 6, 1:51pm  

What resentments motivate them?

We need to understand and explain this exactly.

Then it will be possible to recruit them against the oligarchy which has been using them.
9756   Patrick   2021 Aug 7, 11:48am  



https://notthebee.com/article/our-boi-governor-desantis-claps-back-at-bidens-governor-who-quip-the-question-is-what-else-has-he-forgotten

In addition to Biden "forgetting" Ron DeSantis, his enemy #1, Governor DeSantis lists several other things Biden's forgotten.

Biden's forgotten about the crisis at our southern border, I can tell you that. Biden has forgotten about the inflation that's biting the budgets of families all throughout our country. Biden has forgotten about the demonstrators who are fighting for freedom down in Cuba. And Biden's even forgotten the Constitution itself, as we saw what he did with this moratorium.
9757   Ceffer   2021 Aug 7, 3:03pm  

Satanist Pedo Rituals?
9758   rocketjoe79   2021 Aug 7, 3:33pm  

Patrick says


https://notthebee.com/article/our-boi-governor-desantis-claps-back-at-bidens-governor-who-quip-the-question-is-what-else-has-he-forgotten

In addition to Biden "forgetting" Ron DeSantis, his enemy #1, Governor DeSantis lists several other things Biden's forgotten.

Biden's forgotten about the crisis at our southern border, I can tell you that. Biden has forgotten about the inflation that's biting the budgets of families all throughout our country. Biden has forgotten about the demonstrators who are fighting for freedom down in Cuba. And Biden's even forgotten the Constitution itself, as we saw what he did with this moratorium.


Today I saw a feed article:

https://ground.news/article/governor-who-ron-desantis-popularity-tanks-as-biden-mocks-him-and-delta-ravages-state

This title was from "The Independent" a Left wing news source.

Other titles on the same page refer to DeSantis asking "What else has Biden forgotten besides my name?"

All propaganda.
9759   Booger   2021 Aug 7, 3:39pm  

Obama's birthday party:

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