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Post Modern Barbie. Her time has come. I'm still waiting for 'Baphomet Barbie'.
https://t.me/Royboy17th/5776

Ve und Klaus vill KILL YOU! VE VILL KILL YOU ALLEN!

Flipping, twitching, slime covered Satanist eel, shat from the bowels of Baphomet, can't help but take the opportunity to lie for benefit of his J6 employees. "Let's meet after the conference today to strip skin and drink blood from a few live children, whatcha say?" "It wasn't my best Satanist inversion lying performance, but I haven't had as much practice as my elders."

Russian soldiers finding that composting Ukrops make excellent fertilizer for this year's wheat harvest.
https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/34506

I never realized they could be this dishonest!
https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/34508

Yes, the situation is getting serious!

I guess they can’t stand all that winning. REDUX Pt XIV.https://t.me/asbmil/2310

Those negotiations for a gross of Boris Johnson monogrammed ribbed condoms in exchange for the prisoners didn’t go so well.

Z runs out of cum to dump on their faces. Requests nutritional supplements.

“Please, Z, can we have some of our laundered money, and, of course, your cum on our faces to parade as badges of honor when we return home!”

Bd6r says

Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.

zzyzzx says

Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.

We have them all around town, but unfortunately many gas stations remove them.

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?

“Yo, Ben. Are you sure there is room in your luggage to smuggle me out? Will there be enough cocaine in there?”

stereotomy says

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?

Look at who's holding the tube launcher: seems like UMF fucks the reaper here.

Who really gives a flying fuck what the Dpt. of Selective Justice thinks. Does this mean the Rockefellers are mad?

Ceffer says

Agreed:

BURN!

LOL! NATO ratlined Nazis AGAIN!

Do they have amusement parks where they can mock assassinate the Royal Family over and over again?
https://t.me/greatreject/38132

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his gray hair. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.