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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,264,375 views  35,197 comments

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16516   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 7:02am  

Yes, the situation is getting serious!

16518   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 7:06am  

I guess they can’t stand all that winning. REDUX Pt XIV.https://t.me/asbmil/2310
16519   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 7:11am  

Those negotiations for a gross of Boris Johnson monogrammed ribbed condoms in exchange for the prisoners didn’t go so well.
16521   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 7:44am  

Z runs out of cum to dump on their faces. Requests nutritional supplements.

“Please, Z, can we have some of our laundered money, and, of course, your cum on our faces to parade as badges of honor when we return home!”
16522   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:38am  

16523   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:38am  

16524   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:39am  

16525   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:39am  

16526   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:39am  

16527   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 8:40am  

16528   zzyzzx   2022 Jun 23, 8:57am  

Bd6r says




Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.
16529   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 9:15am  

zzyzzx says

Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.

We have them all around town, but unfortunately many gas stations remove them.
16530   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 9:52am  

16531   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 9:52am  

16533   stereotomy   2022 Jun 23, 10:25am  

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?
16534   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 11:07am  

“Yo, Ben. Are you sure there is room in your luggage to smuggle me out? Will there be enough cocaine in there?”
16535   RWSGFY   2022 Jun 23, 11:30am  

stereotomy says

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?


Look at who's holding the tube launcher: seems like UMF fucks the reaper here.
16536   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 11:57am  

Who really gives a flying fuck what the Dpt. of Selective Justice thinks. Does this mean the Rockefellers are mad?
16537   Bd6r   2022 Jun 23, 12:02pm  

16538   RWSGFY   2022 Jun 23, 12:09pm  

Ceffer says






Agreed:







16543   Onvacation   2022 Jun 23, 10:07pm  

BURN!
16547   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 11:38pm  

LOL! NATO ratlined Nazis AGAIN!
16548   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 11:41pm  

Do they have amusement parks where they can mock assassinate the Royal Family over and over again?
https://t.me/greatreject/38132
16549   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Jun 24, 5:32am  

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his gray hair. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
16552   Ceffer   2022 Jun 24, 11:30am  

Let's continue the Darwin Effect:
16553   Ceffer   2022 Jun 24, 11:34am  

They also create the delusion of good/evil symmetry and justice in a world where the forces of evil are overwhelming, corruption is everywhere, nobody respects or abides ethics, and injustice stacks up exponentially and drifts in large wind blown piles all around you while the Satanists continue to feed you an ungapped cascade of lies. I laugh at these TV dramas where one deception is a premise for anguishing guilt, tearing of hair, and official consequences visited on the perp. Then flick on TV and watch politicians commit perjury and treason routinely on a daily basis with no consequences at all.
16554   HeadSet   2022 Jun 24, 1:56pm  

What are superhero movies so popular? Because we have become a nation of overage adolescents.

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