Flipping, twitching, slime covered Satanist eel, shat from the bowels of Baphomet, can't help but take the opportunity to lie for benefit of his J6 employees. "Let's meet after the conference today to strip skin and drink blood from a few live children, whatcha say?" "It wasn't my best Satanist inversion lying performance, but I haven't had as much practice as my elders."
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his gray hair. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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“Please, Z, can we have some of our laundered money, and, of course, your cum on our faces to parade as badges of honor when we return home!”
Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.
We have them all around town, but unfortunately many gas stations remove them.
Look at who's holding the tube launcher: seems like UMF fucks the reaper here.
Agreed:
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Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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