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Ceffer
2023 Jan 5, 1:25pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 5, 1:25pm
Fixed and dilated pupils, heart stopped not once but twice. Slow shuffle for fake news to the memory hole? I'll wait to see him alive and talking to the press. With the hospital crawling with Feds, what could possible go wrong?
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richwicks
2023 Jan 5, 1:29pm
richwicks
2023 Jan 5, 1:29pm
Ceffer says
My bet is that he's already brain dead, and that he will be said to have died of some sort of complication.
But we'll see. Perhaps I'm wrong. 9 minutes of CPR is pretty unusual.
Hopefully I'm wrong. He's just a kid.
Fixed and dilated pupils, heart stopped not once but twice. Slow shuffle for fake news to the memory hole? I'll wait to see him alive and talking to the press. With the hospital crawling with Feds, what could possible go wrong?
My bet is that he's already brain dead, and that he will be said to have died of some sort of complication.
But we'll see. Perhaps I'm wrong. 9 minutes of CPR is pretty unusual.
Hopefully I'm wrong. He's just a kid.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 5, 1:36pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 5, 1:36pm
Ceffer says
I had to Google that. Commito Cordis
So that's what my buddy Peto meant yesterday when I asked him if he heard about the guy collapsing during Monday night football. He said, Yeah, the guy got hit by a helmet in the chest and stopped his heart. I asked is that what the media is peddling and saying happened?
They are going to run out of excuses for all of the high profile people getting turn up live on Air, all over the world. They all can't be having mass Commito Cordis.
I had to Google that. Commito Cordis
So that's what my buddy Peto meant yesterday when I asked him if he heard about the guy collapsing during Monday night football. He said, Yeah, the guy got hit by a helmet in the chest and stopped his heart. I asked is that what the media is peddling and saying happened?
They are going to run out of excuses for all of the high profile people getting turn up live on Air, all over the world. They all can't be having mass Commito Cordis.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 6, 10:19am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 6, 10:19am
Ceffer says
Can we be perfectly honest here. By now it evident, that there were at least 201 RINO republicans in Congress that not only enabled the J6 Kangaroo Court circus, but fanned the flames, and have vested interest in the MAGA movement being squashed. Those 201 RINO bastards, will never vote for Trump even if he were the only Republican on the round of voting.
Can we be perfectly honest here. By now it evident, that there were at least 201 RINO republicans in Congress that not only enabled the J6 Kangaroo Court circus, but fanned the flames, and have vested interest in the MAGA movement being squashed. Those 201 RINO bastards, will never vote for Trump even if he were the only Republican on the round of voting.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 6, 10:22am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 6, 10:22am
When you see a Republican on FOX news talking about J6 using the Media and Establishment's narrative on it. You know he's a lost cause.
Even the Conservative AM talk radio, has been taken over by NPR producer types. Rush Limbaugh was the only thing keeping those creeps at bay. He's gone, and they are in.
Listening to am talk radio now, is sickening. They sound more like Nancy and Biden Cheer leaders while rebuking everything America First, Trump and MAGA.
Even the Conservative AM talk radio, has been taken over by NPR producer types. Rush Limbaugh was the only thing keeping those creeps at bay. He's gone, and they are in.
Listening to am talk radio now, is sickening. They sound more like Nancy and Biden Cheer leaders while rebuking everything America First, Trump and MAGA.
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richwicks
2023 Jan 6, 2:21pm
richwicks
2023 Jan 6, 2:21pm
Ceffer says
Don't you just feel sorry for the guy?
Spittin' image of....well... let's just leave it at spittin'.
Don't you just feel sorry for the guy?
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Patrick
2023 Jan 6, 2:37pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 6, 2:37pm
No. He's deliberately made himself ludicrous and should be mocked for it.
Men should be men.
Men should be men.
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richwicks
2023 Jan 6, 2:54pm
richwicks
2023 Jan 6, 2:54pm
Patrick says
Look at what kind of physical shape the guy is in, he's mentally ill.
No. He's deliberately made himself ludicrous and should be mocked for it.
Men should be men.
Look at what kind of physical shape the guy is in, he's mentally ill.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 6, 3:39pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 6, 3:39pm
richwicks says
I think it's a chosen mental illness and he could choose to reject it.
Look at what kind of physical shape the guy is in, he's mentally ill.
I think it's a chosen mental illness and he could choose to reject it.
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stereotomy
2023 Jan 6, 10:43pm
stereotomy
2023 Jan 6, 10:43pm
Patrick says
That's Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park. It's the scene with the sick Triceratops (where Laura Dern's character gets elbow deep in dino poop).
That's Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park. It's the scene with the sick Triceratops (where Laura Dern's character gets elbow deep in dino poop).
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