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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,123,118 views  42,089 comments

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40540   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 8:50am  



40541   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 10:35am  

"Leader of Iran, Pezeshkian, in a statement on X, said that Iran's missile strikes were a legitimate response to "aggressions of the Zionist regime." He warned Netanyahu that "Iran is not after war but stands strong against all threats. "This is just one iota of our power. Don't pick a fight with Iran," he added.

Major General Bagheri: If the Zionist regime is not controlled and takes action against Iran, we will target all its infrastructures.

Israel warned Iran before today's attack that they would respond to any hit on Israeli territory. Israel specifically said it would directly hit Iran's nuclear or oil facilities, according to Arab officials"

So, are Israel and Iran going to be smoking craters, with a few KMaf Nazi gangsters safe in tunnels and bunkers (how Hitler of them). Good thing those tunnels go all the way to the Vatican and Europe. "Account holders dead en masse, check! WWIII failed to ignite."

However, no matter what the sword rattling, it looks like the desperate push by the Globalista to start WWIII before Trump takes over is fizzling on the world stage, no matter what the brouhahahaha. The bait was dangled, the fuses lit, but the powder was wet? When the secret lies and plans were known for a long time, it just doesn't work out the same way? At least one would hopium.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=246884

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40542   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 10:57am  

Russia continuing to plink the F-16 flying coffins. Yeah, it was cheaper than mothballing them. "Hey, want some more F-16s?"

https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/62287
40548   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 6:35pm  

He looks like he's dead, so I guess that makes him perfect to vote.

40549   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 6:49pm  



40550   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 6:52pm  

Well, maybe belt him with a rolling pin, but that's normal spousal relationships.

40551   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 7:00pm  

Simple: Homelessness is a money laundering growth industry. Remember, nearly every virtue signaling government or NGO program these days is about money laundering back to politicians and special interests, not about the presented facade. More homeless, more laundering.

https://t.me/epochtimes/112306
40552   Ceffer   2024 Oct 3, 7:58pm  

What does any of this have with starting WWIII?
40554   ElYorsh   2024 Oct 3, 10:18pm  

Ceffer says

He looks like he's dead, so I guess that makes him perfect to vote.



That fucking thing is dead and being kept on some sort of life support to fit the narrative that "good" people "live" a long life
40555   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 2:46am  



40556   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 2:56am  

There is an interesting claim that the port strike is a 'white hat' move. The war of 1812 was 'lost' and Britain forced the Republic to make all ports 'US ports' (misnomer) instead of American ports. US ports meant under the jurisdiction of British Maritime Law i.e. the ports went from belonging to the Republic to British administration. The strike and military presence are somehow aimed at returning our ports as American ports and NOT US ports which are actually Admiralty ports. It is a strange claim, but it seems that it may be multi tasking to take back the sovereignty of our ports to ownership and administration of a reconstituted Republic.

Also, the dock workers have been angry that reports of child trafficking through the ports go unheeded. They want the trafficking to be identified and acknowledged.

40557   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 3:04am  

Can't tell if this is more hopium or more scarium. Think they could spare a Rod of God for Sacramento while the legislature is in session?

https://t.me/Forbidden_History_tg/698
40558   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 3:14am  

Boy, Richard Wilson is the scarium hopium guy for sure:



https://t.me/Forbidden_History_tg/701
40559   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 3:17am  

More of Richard Wilson's version of optimism:



40561   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 11:12am  

The bell tolls for the miracle diabetic weight loss drug, as usual usual. There was an Illuminati card game card about weight loss drugs, but I can't find it.

https://t.me/drue86/59433
40562   clambo   2024 Oct 4, 2:47pm  

lost=election
gained=15 lbs

40573   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 7:33pm  

Baby needs his adrenochrome supply. Diddy, oh Diddy, wherefore art thou Diddy? Whenever they repeat the hysteric's borderline reactive screed that Trump is 'dangerous', we know what the score is with them.

40574   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 7:36pm  

Guess he's going to start sucking off camels, too. "I wouldn't trust a Muslim who is dumass enough to believe anything I say, chortle chortle."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/55702
40575   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 10:52pm  

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you!
40578   Ceffer   2024 Oct 4, 11:12pm  

LOL! Of course, it seems the 'strike' has a different meaning in returning our ports to the Republic and out of the hands of the British Raj and their maritime law.

40579   AmericanKulak   2024 Oct 4, 11:17pm  

Ceffer says


LOL! Of course, it seems the 'strike' has a different meaning in returning our ports to the Republic and out of the hands of the British Raj and their maritime law.



I'm not so negative. Again, there's a generation of people, both the public and local officials, that grew up on Art Bell, X Files, and Alex Jones

On the other hand, the Joneses and Xers are probably the last best chance. Remember for every millennial man that RP'd, there's a childless harpy who manifests joy and a dreamer globalizing the intifada. For every AltRight Zoomer, there are 4 who identify as GenderQueer Dagonkin.

Let's get the show on the road before I need Ben Gay after walking a mile or two.

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