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Bernie Sanders Humor Thread


               
2019 Apr 17, 9:24pm   18,430 views  134 comments

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74   Booger   @   2020 Feb 14, 5:10pm  

Bernie Sanders Frustrated With Having To Ask For Money Instead Of Just Taking It - “This just feels so wrong,” Sanders told staffers. “If you know you really have a good idea how to spend that money, you just take that money from people under threat of imprisonment"

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-frustrated-with-having-to-ask-for-money-instead-of-just-taking-it
75   Booger   @   2020 Feb 14, 5:30pm  

76   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2020 Feb 14, 7:45pm  



Ready for a repeat of 2016?

"All your Bernie Bro donations go to Bloomberg/Biden/Buttigieg!"
81   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2020 Feb 16, 5:44pm  

Bernie 2020!
82   HeadSet   @   2020 Feb 16, 6:07pm  

So women protesting milk by exposing their milk glands.
83   zzyzzx   @   2020 Feb 17, 7:06am  

84   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2020 Feb 17, 10:09am  

Found the Bernie2020 Theme Song

www.wFVZCsUYwd0
85   Booger   @   2020 Feb 19, 5:14pm  

86   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2020 Feb 20, 12:06am  

Booger says


After tonight:


87   Booger   @   2020 Feb 20, 3:13pm  

88   Booger   @   2020 Feb 20, 6:29pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-deflect-criticism-from-his-three-houses-sanders-buys-a-fourth

To Deflect Criticism From His Three Houses, Sanders Buys A Fourth
89   Booger   @   2020 Feb 20, 6:36pm  

90   Onvacation   @   2020 Feb 20, 6:39pm  

And he liked it.
91   theoakman   @   2020 Feb 20, 8:00pm  

He wasn't even willing to stand up to two irate black women. He could have easily had the police remove them. What would this asshole be like when our embassy is attacked?
92   Misc   @   2020 Feb 20, 8:20pm  

theoakman says
He wasn't even willing to stand up to two irate black women. He could have easily had the police remove them. What would this asshole be like when our embassy is attacked?


He'd leave that up to Hillary.
93   Booger   @   2020 Feb 21, 3:48am  

94   Booger   @   2020 Feb 21, 3:41pm  

95   Booger   @   2020 Feb 21, 3:44pm  

96   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 4:25am  

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/k7eg53/bloomberg-said-young-people-support-bernie-because-theyre-dumb

Bloomberg Said Young People Support Bernie Because They're Dumb

Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has a surprising theory about why young people love Sen. Bernie Sanders: They’re morons.

In a wide-ranging interview one month after President Donald Trump won the 2016 election, Bloomberg said Sanders would have won that race if he had gotten the Democratic nomination in large part because young people have no idea what they’re doing.
97   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 4:35am  

98   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 4:40am  

99   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 2:52pm  

100   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 3:46pm  

101   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 3:51pm  

105   Booger   @   2020 Feb 22, 6:28pm  

106   Booger   @   2020 Feb 23, 4:13am  

107   Booger   @   2020 Feb 23, 4:40am  

108   Booger   @   2020 Feb 23, 11:13am  

109   Booger   @   2020 Feb 23, 11:17am  

110   Booger   @   2020 Feb 24, 5:53pm  

111   theoakman   @   2020 Feb 24, 6:53pm  

Everyone nonstop fawns over where they went for their honeymoon. Me personally, it was Hawaii. You know Bernie spent the next 20 years of his life post marriage talking about how great the Soviet Union was.

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