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Civil War Outcomes


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2019 Dec 11, 7:34am   1,915 views  6 comments

by rocketjoe79   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

There was a Civil War thread already, but I wanted to expand the thinking: as long as we're having a civil war, let's do it right!
First, California would have to be broken up into several smaller states, but with conservative oversight, possibly making LA and SF managed territories with limited voting authority. A new Constitutional Amendment mandating English only in all communications and schools would also be in effect. That saves a ton of money.

Annexing parts of Canada and Mexico might be a decent outcome. We could allow liberals who were on the "other side" of the civil war amnesty to migrate to the remains of these two countries. There, they can try out their liberal socialist policies in peace. Biggest Snag: the Brits would object about Canada, but we could cede them Puerto Rico in trade. More beaches.
Canada annexation areas: The liveable southern parts of British Columbia, Shale oil areas of Saskatchewan, Toronto, all of the Great Lakes and the St. Lawrence Seaway. Montreal is an issue. Dissenters would be forced to migrate elsewhere unless they agree to the English language only.
For Mexico: Annex all the Baja, then draw a line across the country to the East Gulf Coast area. Let's call this new area "Texicali" and have it managed by Texas Rangers as a territory. They can root out all the bad drug lords with the newly expanded Texas National Guard. The wall we would build would be much shorter and cheaper!!

Discuss!

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1   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 11, 7:36am  

America fighting Communists wouldn't be a Civil War. It would be America beating back an invasion.
2   HeadSet   2019 Dec 11, 7:43am  

Annexing parts of Canada and Mexico might be a decent outcome.

No need for that. Just make a deal with Cuba, we send the socialists there, they send us people that want to live under freedom (no state aid of any kind).
3   Shaman   2019 Dec 11, 4:04pm  

Tim Aurora says
States like California may secede to China


No, it’s not possible. There are plenty of red blooded Americans here with lots of guns we aren’t disclosing to the state authorities. We aren’t going to just stand by while such a thing happens.
4   Ceffer   2019 Dec 11, 4:09pm  

I think Dianne Feinstein has already sold California to China through her husbands' real estate interests. We just haven't been informed yet.
5   HeadSet   2019 Dec 11, 7:42pm  

And even if the Left were armed, they don't know crap about guns anyway.

I dunno. Once in power, the lefties like Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and Kim knew how to use guns on the populous.
6   Misc   2019 Dec 14, 4:09pm  

Let's see … in the last economic downturn we had about 8 million foreclosures. Figure about 3 people per dwelling. That's about 24 million people, and let us double that for the number of renters affected. That means we economically displaced about 50 million people in the most heavily armed country on earth. The number of gun incidents related to this could about be counted on a single hand. Given this, I would say that Americans are massively passive against those in authority.

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