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They are lying to us.
You have near 100% compliance in most areas
WASHINGTON, DC—In a development no one saw coming, Dr. Anthony Fauci has again changed his recommendation about what to do with masks by consulting his tested and proven "Wheel of SCIENCE."
“Now I know it confuses people when the science changes so quickly, as if we are just making all this up as we go along,” explained Dr. Fauci from his bunker full of neckties. “That’s why I developed this handy 'Wheel of SCIENCE' for us to spin every morning, so people can really see that this isn’t just me saying whatever pops into my head!"
"Now-- let's give this puppy a spin!" he exclaimed as he gave the wheel a mighty turn.
“What will it be today, gang?” asked a giddy Dr. Fauci. "'Masks Cause Bladder Cancer?' 'Eating Dirt Prevents Halitosis?' hmmm..."
The dial slowed, clicking just past "Cover Your Kids With Grocery Bags" and finally came to rest on: "Attach A Live Octopus Directly To Your Face."
“There it is, folks! Science has proven that the best way to prevent COVID transmission is to affix a live octopus directly over your mouth, nose, and probably eyes. I’ve been keeping this little guy here for this very moment,” said Dr. Fauci, reaching into an aquarium and plastering the surprised sea creature’s tentacles directly onto his face.
“AAAA!!! AAA!!! THE—mmrghh—INK!! AAA!!!” screamed Dr. Fauci as he thrashed on the floor. The journalists watching on Zoom stared in shock, then went straight to work spreading the news of Dr. Fauci’s latest advice to the masses.
The government media channel dedicated a segment to the updated recommendation, complete with each CNN anchor hand-selecting their own octopus. After some hilarious banter about how bad other people are, Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo slapped on their respective octopi and promptly collapsed on the floor into heaps of screams and ink.
Still, being the professional mouthpieces that they are, they managed to garble out, “THIS IS—AGHH!—WORKING PERFECTLY!! DON’T KILL GRANDMA!!!”
Mask wearing is slowing/delaying one of the biggest things we should all be fearing the most. Facial recognition tech. Your face IS your ID in the coming years. With that comes a system of knowing where you're at 24/7/365. This is delaying implementation of this to an extent.
I wonder if anyone would get my points or they would just think I've completely lost it.
WookieMan saysMask wearing is slowing/delaying one of the biggest things we should all be fearing the most. Facial recognition tech. Your face IS your ID in the coming years. With that comes a system of knowing where you're at 24/7/365. This is delaying implementation of this to an extent.
I'm thinking of wearing one of my wife's old panty hose on my head when shopping for groceries. Will make me look like an old-time bank robber, won't work for the virus like all other masks, but will disrupt facial recognition. I wonder if anyone would get my points or they would just think I've completely lost it.
It's a surplus Soviet gas mask from the Cold War times. Only $20 on eBay.
I'm going to get a crocheted mask, just to test the limits of this insanity.
I'm going to get a crocheted mask, just to test the limits of this insanity.
Patrick saysI'm going to get a crocheted mask, just to test the limits of this insanity.
Please report back.
Patrick saysI'm going to get a crocheted mask, just to test the limits of this insanity.
From a DR “I don’t wear a mask bcs they WORK, I wear a mask bcs the fear is so massive in this country, I wear a mask so ppl don’t think I don’t care, ok but I don’t wear a mask bcs they work!”
"Regular Masks Don't Work" by Tony Heller
http://newtube.app/TonyHeller/g0oGq4R
#NewTube
I'm going to get a crocheted mask, just to test the limits of this insanity.
He should be telling the truth and confront people if possible.
Doctor: "Regular masks don't work [against viruses]. The reason we wear a mask is because the fear is so massive in this country ... but I don't wear a mask because they work"
I really think that too much is being made of this.
I wear a mask at work and when in a business because it’s required. I don’t wear one outdoors.
I’ve got a few dirty looks but nobody has said anything, presumably because they know I’d tell them to go fuck themselves.
Yes there’s a mandate in LA County. No one enforces it so it’s de facto legal to walk around without a mask on.
It's a massive con job and it's likely coming to an end by April to June some time. Although masks are still going to be required indefinitely in areas where they think they can enforce it.
Where is Trump?
Total news boycott, or is he just not saying anything?
WookieMan saysWe'll see if Trump capitalizes on it. I think he will.
How?
Faucci went from 60-65% herd immunity last April to 90% vaccination just now.
Yeah, my wife was like "I can't wait until we get to 60% so I can sing again" this afternoon.
I had to lay the bad news on her about the new 90% target.
It would have been too obvious.
WookieMan saysIt would have been too obvious.
It's pretty fucking obvious.
I do want to lose the mask and eat inside, but I don't want the election fraud to go uninvestigated.
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