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Time for a cool change, out with Budweiser and with the new.


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2023 Apr 7, 8:59am   26,974 views  338 comments

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Across the redneck nation there are calls for a new official beer of Rural America. Butwiper really dropped the ball and screwed the pooch on this one.
I suggest Becks or St Paulie Girl, as both of those are under $12 a 12 pack these days. Where has Butwiper has been pushing the boundaries to how much they could charge for their Cultural Grog. I wouldn't mind seeing Shiner Boc become a huge national brand with a wider distribution than it currently has. Though when I do find it at the Publix here in South Florida, it's around $10.99 or more, for a 6pack. Even Guiness is a dollar cheaper than that on average.

I heard some chime in telling everyone to support their local craft beer brewers. I have never EVER had one single beer from a craft brewer that tasted anything like a old traditional beer recipe. And that's very important to me. I don't want off tastes, and hints of herbs, berries, citrus, or your Xer's vag yeast. Whart ever the fuck they put in there!

The problem I have with local craft beers, they have no respect for the traditional tried and true methods, and just brew a proper Lager, Pilsner, Ale, or Stout. They always have some untraditional ingredients in there, that makes it taste like crap, while they give a cute flavor name, which taste nothing like they suggest. Plus you can factor a good 40% of the cost of their beer goes into their packaging and marketing efforts. They claim they are craft beers, but they are trying like hell to be a major distributor at the expense of not focusing on a product worthy of such hullabaloo. And if I'm at a one more party and there's nothing left in the beer cooler but 9 seltzer fizzy beer, or sour IPAs in the cooler. I'm going loose my mind. Who brings these nasty beers, then proceeds to drink the hosts honest real beers? Nobody likes your soda beer, and IPA leave that crap at home. Who ever is doing that!

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233   NuttBoxer   2023 May 15, 8:43pm  

richwicks says

I think Balenciaga has been forgotten, and Gillette.


I don't forgot pedophilia, I make lists.
234   WookieMan   2023 May 16, 6:03am  

NuttBoxer says

Why would Bud have financials on other companies profits? Do you remember that's what you specifically called out as unproven?

No one was fired.

No shit Sherlock. https://www.wsaz.com/2023/04/22/bud-light-executive-takes-leave-after-boycott-calls-reports-say/

They're not going to outright fire them. Run a business man. Bud would get sued to the moon. They asked them to step aside, they pay them and at some point they'll leave while giving them time to find a job. They already pissed off enough people now they're doing damage control to not piss off the Tranny's. This is business 101. Damage control.

Fact is they're fired and you know I'm right.

Mexicans don't drink Bud Light either. So I find your story to be hyperbolic if not a lie. Chicagoland has a massive hispanic population. We're friends, close friends with 30+ Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. They don't drink Bud Light and wouldn't mistakenly buy Bud Light. So I call bull shit on that. And I'm not stereotyping beer with race, but hispanics simply don't drink Bud Light. I've never seen it. They don't even serve it at Mexican and hispanic restaurants in this region. If they do in CA then that doesn't surprise me with all the other dip shit stuff going on out there.
235   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 May 16, 8:12am  

fuck all the gay/tranny pushing companies. sold their souls to the devil.
236   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 16, 8:27am  

I haven't forgotten Gillette, I'll pluck my follicles with tweezers before I'll buy their razors.
I buy Schlick when I buy razors.
237   NuttBoxer   2023 May 16, 8:50am  

I use the straight razor(not sure if that's the correct term) from Viking. American company, American metal.
239   NuttBoxer   2023 May 16, 10:44am  

@WookieMan So now that the thread contains your requested data, and is no longer just opinionated fluff(paraphrasing you), you're reaction is insults, and calling me a liar about a story from my life. Seems opinion is what you wanted all along.

Si sabes tanto de Mexicanos, avisme como viven? Porque yo no mas tengo un esposa que nacio in Tijuana, y familia quien vive ahi todavia. Fue a Mexico mas veces in mi vida que tu, pero aparace no entiendo nada de Mexicanos, y soy un grand mentiroso verdad?

A la verga. Estoy cansada de pendejos quien tiene ganas de tirar mierda, pero no juevos para pensar y investigar como hombres.

No google translate on that, but I guess I'm just some pinche gabacho right? Or maybe you're just full of Bud Light...
240   NuttBoxer   2023 May 16, 10:47am  

For everyone here, regardless of what I think, I've never called anyone's personal story from their life a lie. You all know I won't agree with you, but that's a line I won't cross.

I know we don't have many standards here, we're patnet for fucks sake, but I think we need to draw the line at calling people's lives a lie.
241   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 16, 11:38am  

Sometimes people's retort are hyperbolic. Also one persons perception of a situation based on superficial demographics, doesn't line up with the experience with those on the ground. Sometimes peoples fist hand account from on the ground is limited to just the happenings on their street.

The Cuban overtly Liberal assholes I play music with. Exclusively drink Bud Light. The Latin folks(Peruvian or Puerto Rican) that come's to holiday or party functions at our house. Mostly drink Corona, but quite a few bring Bud Light, and make beer runs to bring more. I'll have to wait until our next function to ask a few folks if they still drink it the Tranny Fluid.
242   WookieMan   2023 May 16, 12:11pm  

NuttBoxer says

For everyone here, regardless of what I think, I've never called anyone's personal story from their life a lie. You all know I won't agree with you, but that's a line I won't cross.

I know we don't have many standards here, we're patnet for fucks sake, but I think we need to draw the line at calling people's lives a lie.

Congrats. You can type Spanish. That means nothing. Mexicans don't drink Bud Light. They don't want to. My point is flying over your head. There's maybe a 5% chance the person, if hispanic, bought Bud Light. Another unicorn in our midst. Or maybe it's a California thing. Between NYC and CA that's ground zero for chopping your dick off, so may they do like Bud Light out there.

You're not listen dude. I'm coming from a business perspective. I have very little belief about your Bud Light story. This is what happens in these situations. People go balls to the wall over something they don't consume anyway. Why? All you do is give them more attention. No one has sales numbers yet for publicly traded beer/beverage companies yet. They don't have to be honest. I guess people just don't get my point. Whatever. If this relative didn't knew about the Bud Light marketing and still bought it, isn't that a fact that most people don't know a damn thing about it?

Mexicans don't drink Bud Light and if they knew they would have never bought it. With 99% confidence the story is a lie. Then the defensive reaction adds on the final 1%. Dude, I know too many people. Your story doesn't add up.
244   AmericanKulak   2023 May 16, 5:17pm  

WookieMan says


Congrats. You can type Spanish. That means nothing. Mexicans don't drink Bud Light. They don't want to. My point is flying over your head. There's maybe a 5% chance the person, if hispanic, bought Bud Light. Another unicorn in our midst. Or maybe it's a California thing. Between NYC and CA that's ground zero for chopping your dick off, so may they do like Bud Light out there.

Saw a Central American all of 5'4" buying Bud Light at Circle K about 4PM in the afternoon, guy looked like he just got off work, everybody was ribbing him (including other Hispanics) but knew his big can was what he could honestly afford, he was smiling and holding his hands palm upward in a "What can ya do?" position. This was about a week ago, in Florida, obviously.

They know.
245   HeadSet   2023 May 16, 7:00pm  

AmericanKulak says

his big can was what he could honestly afford,

If I was there, I would have bought him a Coors, Tome, or whatever brand he wanted.
246   AmericanKulak   2023 May 16, 11:09pm  

Illana Glazer, spokesbabe for Miller's "Women invented beer" bullshit, in many scantily clad outfits.

Here's Illana Glazer, spokesbabe for Miller in their "Muh Women Brewers" ad.



Her instagram has her emerging from a pool in a two piece:


And her Broad City show has a pixelated funny scene of her assuming the waiting for Kulak position.


As usual, women only turn against sexualization when they start to age out of it, or are ugly to begin with. If and when they can profit by it - as Illana Glazer did on her Instagram RECENTLY, it's A-OK
247   WookieMan   2023 May 17, 6:03am  

AmericanKulak says

Saw a Central American all of 5'4" buying Bud Light at Circle K about 4PM in the afternoon, guy looked like he just got off work, everybody was ribbing him (including other Hispanics) but knew his big can was what he could honestly afford, he was smiling and holding his hands palm upward in a "What can ya do?" position. This was about a week ago, in Florida, obviously.

Not doubting it, but for a rural area and the closer suburban city, we have a high(ish) hispanic population, about 15-20%. Obviously a lot of landscapers. Wasn't actively looking until now, but I still don't recall ever seeing a hispanic person buying Bud Light by can or case and I do a lot of gas station stops. Definitely don't see it at bars or restaurants. And hispanics I personally know would never drink Bud Light. Decent sample size.

I don't drink it so maybe there is public shame, but I have an extremely hard time believing it's as rampant as media and forums say. I need to see it myself and I just haven't. And I'm out at least one time a week at a bar and 2-3 times at a gas station. I know I've seen Bud Light being purchased by non-hispanics. But no one giving crap about it. Might be different in the Midwest I suppose?

My experience has led me to believe that the sales result dropping off a cliff are bull shit. Now whoever "they" are, go after Miller (don't drink that either). You either like the beer or it's a backup go to if they don't have what you like. Most franchised restaurants have Bud, Miller, Coors and maybe some craft beer. The reality is your going to have to have a mixed drink, shitty house wine or a shitty beer. I'd pick the shitty beer when there's no options. Now that Miller is getting trashed you're down to Coors which is the worst of the 3 in my opinion.

Not many options if you're a beer only drinker is all I'm getting at. The sales drop is from packaged beer in grocery stores. Either way we'll see in July when 2nd quarter (summer) numbers drop. I'll admit I'm wrong if the numbers are accurate. I think this turns into a joke among beer drinkers. Buying buddies Bud Light as a gag. And eventually it normalizes as this fades away. As usual I don't support the advertising but in a crunch at a crappy airport bar I will drink it if the options are shit.
248   GreaterNYCDude   2023 May 17, 7:04am  

Spend a bit more and go with local craft beer.
Help the little guy!
249   richwicks   2023 May 17, 7:30am  

WookieMan says


Now that Miller is getting trashed you're down to Coors which is the worst of the 3 in my opinion.


I don't honestly think I could differentiate between any of them, or Sapporo or King Fischer. I notice that when I drink such a beer, there's a shock on the first taste, but I adjust to it quickly, and then it's just slightly sweet fizzy water with some alcohol in it. It's the sourness I don't care for, and they all taste a little stale.

30 years ago when I was in college, the difference in cost between a 6 pack of a major brand, and a "craft" beer was like $1, and the difference was $4 versus $5. Hmmm, Samuel Adams or Budweiser.. It just wasn't worth it to save $1 and just randomly going through things, sometimes you ended up with something that was genuinely delicious.
250   AmericanKulak   2023 May 17, 4:38pm  

WookieMan says


Not doubting it, but for a rural area and the closer suburban city, we have a high(ish) hispanic population, about 15-20%. Obviously a lot of landscapers. Wasn't actively looking until now, but I still don't recall ever seeing a hispanic person buying Bud Light by can or case and I do a lot of gas station stops. Definitely don't see it at bars or restaurants. And hispanics I personally know would never drink Bud Light. Decent sample size.

I do. It's the end of day cheap beer they can afford, at least here. Maybe you have a different mix up there.

The South has experienced about a 30% dropoff in Bud Light sales, and is the most anti-Bud in the country. I believe the Northeast was second; I don't remember the Midwest numbers.

A lot of Californians for example think every hispanic is a Mexican. Mexicans are like the Russians of Latin America: Most Latin Americans - at least the non-Central Americans, think the Mexicans are a little bit off and not quite like everybody else, and get a little PO'd when they're misidentified as one.
251   Patrick   2023 May 19, 8:42pm  

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bud-light-backlash-shows-no-sign-letting-and-now-there-contagion-budweiser-busch-and


Bud Light Backlash Shows No Sign Of Letting Up, And Now There Is Contagion To Budweiser, Busch And Michelob

It will probably not come as a surprise to anyone - except some woke millennial Harvard MBA grad - but Bud Light volume and sales declines have worsened, according to the latest industry point-of-sales data, suggesting the tranny-influencer backlash is showing no signs of letting up.

As Bloomberg's Janet Freund notes, the most recent third-party point-of-sales data from both Circana (formerly IRI) and Nielsen show that declines in Bud Light dollar share, volume share and sales have continued to worsen.
252   Patrick   2023 May 19, 9:12pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/ford-trucks-goes-full-bud-light-releases-two-ads-redefining-toughness-using-rainbow-imagery-and-promoting-homosexuality


Ford goes full-Bud Light, releases two ads "redefining tough" using rainbow imagery to promote homosexuality and transgenderism
253   AmericanKulak   2023 May 20, 1:02pm  

Bud's Friends abandon the company.

The Human Rights Campaign, which issues a Corporate Equality Index to rate companies on their policies toward workers in the LGBTQ community, told the Belgian-based brewer that it will slash its perfect 100 score, according to a letter leaked to USA Today on Thursday.

Bud Light’s parent company has been scrambling to fix the fallout from having Mulvaney associated with the brand.

Sales of the nation’s top-selling beer have plummeted nearly 25% since Mulvaney posted a photo of a Bud Light tallboy featuring her face on April 1.

“Anheuser-Busch had a key moment to really stand up and demonstrate the importance of their values of diversity, equity and inclusion and their response really fell short,” Eric Bloem, HRC’s senior director, programs and corporate advocacy, said, told USA Today.

Anheuser-Busch previously achieved 100 on the index, scoring perfectly in four criteria: protections from workplace discrimination, inclusive benefits, corporate social responsibility and responsible citizenship.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/anheuser-busch-loses-lgbtq-rating-over-bud-light-controversy/
254   Misc   2023 May 20, 1:18pm  

I heard that Budweiser is going to donate a few million cases of its Tranny Fluid to the Ukraine.
256   WookieMan   2023 May 22, 9:26pm  

Misc says

I heard that Budweiser is going to donate a few million cases of its Tranny Fluid to the Ukraine.

They drink vodka.
257   richwicks   2023 May 22, 11:22pm  

Patrick says







Thank you Snopes. We didn't know it was parody.

And imagine that job. Even at 18, I could only produce 6 batches a day and by batch 3, I'd be hardly injecting anything and I didn't consider myself a woman then.

Second day into the job, I could hardly be into it... One, maybe two... They'd fire me.

Can surgically transgendered men even ejaculate?
258   richwicks   2023 May 22, 11:28pm  

WookieMan says

Misc says


I heard that Budweiser is going to donate a few million cases of its Tranny Fluid to the Ukraine.

They drink vodka.


Honestly, I think they are lucky to get water and any rations. I don't think they have good supply lines at all.
260   WookieMan   2023 May 24, 11:37am  

richwicks says

Honestly, I think they are lucky to get water and any rations. I don't think they have good supply lines at all.

Neither side does. This would have been over already if they did. Soldiers drink and vodka is water in that part of the world. If addicted you'll find it and drink it. Getting shot at with artillery and bullets is a miserable life. Most of these guys are deadbeats. Young men of means from Russia or Ukraine are not fighting this war, put it that way. These guys are all drunk. I'm not joking.

I'd be drunk if bullets and artillery were being tossed at me and I had nothing to go back home for.
261   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 24, 12:30pm  

richwicks says

I don't think they have good supply lines at all.

WookieMan says

Neither side does.


Then why are we sending Ukraine supplies if they don't have supply lines?
How did Russia level Bathmat without a supply line?
262   WookieMan   2023 May 25, 5:04am  

Tenpoundbass says

Then why are we sending Ukraine supplies if they don't have supply lines?
How did Russia level Bathmat without a supply line?

16 months later... Not saying supply lines don't exist. I'm saying they're shit and everyone is drunk. Ukraine is getting western weapons. They'd have been toast already. Russia is using prisoners to fight a war. They thought this would turn into a peace deal, grab some land and that was it. It backfired miserably. Russia could have taken the entire country if they enlisted citizens. It wasn't popular. It's 2023. Cell phones, internet, porn, night clubs, etc. This isn't 1940. No dude want to go die. And for what?

Just agree to the formal borders and work out a trade/land use agreement. Russia already took Crimea and Ukraine basically did nothing. So they thought they could get away with more. Either way they're both fucking themselves over. This will take 10-20 years to unravel and repair. Probably longer.
263   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 25, 6:01am  

WookieMan says

It backfired miserably. Russia could have taken the entire country if they enlisted citizens. It wasn't popular. It's 2023. Cell phones, internet, porn, night clubs, etc. This isn't 1940. No dude want to go die. And for what?


The Russians looks like they doing way better than the Gotham chaos that Joe Braindead and Jive Ass Mother Fucker has brought here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5Ng44f3EM
264   WookieMan   2023 May 25, 6:14am  

Tenpoundbass says

The Russians looks like they doing way better than the Gotham chaos that Joe Braindead and Jive Ass Mother Fucker has brought here.

No fan of Biden, but that looks like a shit hole in every scene. I look at details, small ones. Like buildings that were built by common retards with bags of cement mix and shitty windows. We have our ghettos for sure, but outside of the Kremlin/Moscow, Russia is a shithole. Was kind of surprised by the shitty teeth too. Thought the Brits owned that.
265   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 25, 6:55am  

Yeah well I was talking about quality of life. They don't have a bunch of Purple hair sissy boys running around terrorizing the citizens, while the Government fucking DAREs you to even say anything about it .

I doubt very seriously that you actually watched enough of that video to form an informed opinion.

I like a few answers from people who spoke English were more enlightened about the NWO.
They said "Putin gave us a choice. We can have nice country like this, or we can have African and Asian terrorists pushed upon us, and have upheaval and turmoil like in the west"(paraphrased)..
Also many others mentioned their Russian ethnic relatives that lived in Georgia and Dombas that were decimated for over 8 fucking years, while the bleeding hearts in the UN didn't say jack shit about their persecution. They see Putin as a savior and Liberator..

We're given a distorted view of the Dictator that Biden installed on Ukraine, he's an evil vile monster, worthy of the scorn they try to get ill-informed Americans to think about Putin.
266   WookieMan   2023 May 25, 9:04am  

Tenpoundbass says

We're given a distorted view of the Dictator that Biden installed on Ukraine, he's an evil vile monster, worthy of the scorn they try to get ill-informed Americans to think about Putin.

They're both shit. So is Biden. Everyone lies.

If I run a business and I see numbers down do I freak everyone out? No. You lead. You lie. You do what you have to keep things going. That's government. That's business.

You've said you did flooring in your past work. You surely never lied about a deadline? Getting to the job on time "I hit some 'traffic'" type stories? That's government on a bigger scale. People just believe it because they're elected officials. Power. 99.999% of the time the position you're elected to you stay in it for the terms you were elected for. Fuck Google and Apple, but you're not signing 4 year contracts for those companies.

Every human will lie if given a 4-6 year contract. Get a contract with a major builder for 4 years to put in flooring in all their homes. You gonna bull shit timelines and lie. Everyone say they won't, but they WILL. That's government. I've bull shitted plenty when I worked in RE. No one is immune to it.
270   Patrick   2023 Jun 3, 5:00pm  




I suggesting printing this out and carrying it in your wallet to know which beers to avoid. Or I suppose you could bookmark this comment in your phone's browser.

Link to bookmark:

https://patrick.net/post/1379015/2023-04-07-time-for-a-cool-change-out-with?start=250#comment-1957742

Or just screenshot it.
272   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 10:03am  

https://dailycaller.com/2023/06/07/bud-light-sponsoring-all-ages-drag-queen-pride-party/


Bud Light Sponsoring ‘All Ages’ Drag Queen Pride Party

June 07, 2023


Clearly they have not learned that the public detests their homo-mongering.

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