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49   Tenpoundbass   2024 Sep 5, 10:25am  

When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
50   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 10:40am  

Tenpoundbass says

Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.

Who needs flouride when you have those things.
51   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 10:41am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
53   ElYorsh   2024 Sep 18, 8:30am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Aging is a fact of life
54   GNL   2024 Sep 18, 10:03am  

Punky Brewster?
55   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:07am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





is that a table lighter?
56   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:08am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I'm old and don't know who they are
57   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:09am  

Tenpoundbass says

When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.

telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
58   Karloff   2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:

"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."

59   stereotomy   2024 Sep 18, 5:18pm  

Every ex-military laughs when I mention the "WOPR."
60   stereotomy   2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm  

komputodo says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






I'm old and don't know who they are

I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
61   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm  

komputodo says


DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






I'm old and don't know who they are



Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
62   AmericanKulak   2024 Sep 19, 1:10am  

zzyzzx says


The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.

Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
63   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 19, 7:17am  

AmericanKulak says

BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.


He was briefly in the remake also.
66   Patrick   2024 Sep 22, 8:17pm  

Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.
67   PeopleUnited   2024 Sep 22, 8:31pm  

It’s the pipe, definitely the pipe!
70   WookieMan   2024 Sep 23, 5:00am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Dodgeball is alive and well where I live. Sad in the areas where they don't play. It's not bullying. It's getting hand eye coordination. The movie with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller was spot on. "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."

You got to be able to react and move in real life. Dodgeball teaches you that. Also awareness and line of sight. You got 3 people with a ball, can your eyes track them all? Now get on the road with a car and have this new thing called a distracting cell phone.

Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.
71   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 23, 5:57am  

WookieMan says

Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.



72   stereotomy   2024 Sep 23, 6:01am  

Patrick says


Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.

Man, dem crackpipes was HUGE back in teh day.
73   HeadSet   2024 Sep 23, 7:47am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says


Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.





Early dodgeball I see. Before the red ball came along they used cantaloupes.
74   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 23, 8:15am  

HeadSet says

Before the red ball came along they used cantaloupes.


The ones my grandparents had were skunk urine soaked wasp nests.
75   WookieMan   2024 Sep 23, 8:52am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

The ones my grandparents had were skunk urine soaked wasp nests.

Alright, I've now gotten the info needed to why you're so fucked up ;) But I really do hope this is a sick joke. Funny. If real though consult help.
76   HeadSet   2024 Sep 23, 9:32am  

WookieMan says

But I really do hope this is a sick joke.

Of course it is a joke. I was making fun of the picture that looks like the teacher is holding a cantaloupe and DATF added his quip. Are you here looking for sanity in posts?

In the spirit of Halloween:

Of the posts you read in Patnet
Oh, the wonders you will find
The only thing you have to lose
Is a little of your mind

Maybe you can put that to music.
77   stereotomy   2024 Sep 23, 10:28am  

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks. Someone can download them to do a mix/cull of the best ones, and upload the result. Reaper or Anvil are cheap/no cost DAWs.
78   stereotomy   2024 Sep 23, 10:29am  

I guess I'm inspired by the "They're eating the dogs" tune.
79   HeadSet   2024 Sep 23, 6:12pm  

stereotomy says

That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks

Patnet already allows mp3 uploads, so that would just be another thread, or even among threads.
81   WookieMan   2024 Sep 25, 9:47am  

stereotomy says


That's a great idea - put up a space where the various musicians of PatNet can upload tracks. Someone can download them to do a mix/cull of the best ones, and upload the result. Reaper or Anvil are cheap/no cost DAWs.

I have actual albums on iTunes. I'd dox myself immediately. So not happening. I'm 5 figures deep comment wise and there would be a lot of collateral damage if there was an ass hole that found me. I'm already on thin ice posting what I post. I'd love to share my music but I can't. Sucks. Good albums for high schoolers and young 20 somethings.

Still think we have a gem that could be rebooted and sell. I'll be out in MT in March. This is an in person proposition. We'll see. Might be a reboot.
82   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 25, 10:02am  

Tenpoundbass says






This 'aged' rather strangely.
85   HeadSet   2024 Sep 29, 9:20am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I used to sell TV Guides door to door as a kid. I had 60 or so regular customers.
86   Patrick   2024 Sep 29, 9:13pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Huh, Ghost Busters was something in 1976.

The movie was not made until 1984.
87   ElYorsh   2024 Sep 29, 9:57pm  

The Ghost Busters was a 70's cartoon unrelated to the 84 film Ghostbusters and subsequent cartoons.
88   WookieMan   2024 Sep 30, 4:14am  

This will date me. My first concert. LO fucking L. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

Arie Crown theater on the Lakefront at McCormick Place. Patrick likely knows what I'm talking about location wise. I get the joy of going there next September for a conference. Ugh.... Chicago Marathon in a few weeks. I get to enjoy that shit show. Gotta support the wife though.

I'm so done with Chicago. There's going to be immigrant and black Chicago gang warfare. Same with Latinos here legally. It's going to get ugly in Chicago.

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