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2024 Sep 5, 1:00pm   1,558 views  81 comments

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8   HeadSet   2024 Sep 5, 6:21pm  

AmericanKulak says


a woman who was widowed at 35 and had sex with only her husband 2000 times

Sounds like she fu**ed him to death, the nympho.
15   HeadSet   2024 Oct 21, 11:05am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





What is wrong with the cocktail waitress? Low paid? She would be better as a wife and mother of one's kids to a man who does not need a wife to support him financially.
16   Patrick   2024 Oct 21, 11:09am  

I had the same thought. The cocktail waitress is not only 1000% hotter, but her having 0 kids is of infinite value when looking for a wife.
17   AmericanKulak   2024 Oct 21, 11:12am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






33 year old cocktail waitress. Once women are single moms, mercenary is guaran-f'ing-teed. Also nurses love to cheat.
18   Ceffer   2024 Oct 21, 12:15pm  

AmericanKulak says

Also nurses love to cheat.

I've seen those vids, too, with the buxom nurses in short uniforms and busts spilling out as they plump your pillows. When they see the pup tent, they can't resist but help out.

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.
19   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 21, 12:20pm  

HeadSet says

What is wrong with the cocktail waitress?


33 and not married yet. Red Flag.
22   Karloff   2024 Oct 23, 2:13pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Read the first sentence in that last paragraph again... She doesn't know who filmed it? How many people were in the room at the time that she did this?

Would NEVER trust this woman.
23   Ceffer   2024 Oct 23, 4:51pm  

Fucking black is one of the weird things the debutante types do to chatter brag with their precocious peers.

I remember at UC Bezerkeley my girl friend at the time lived around the corner of my frat house. During summer session, her next door neighbor was a girl (pretty) from one of the Seven Sisters (Wellesley I think) there for the summer. This girl picked up a real dirtball black guy from Telegraph Avenue and screwed loudly in her room once.

It was obviously a combined act of rebellion and conformity (to wear the badge of black fucking courage). Of course, any Prince Charming she met at her debutante ball would never find out, unless she had the venereal warts to show for it.
24   AmericanKulak   2024 Oct 23, 9:47pm  

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

A ton of stories out there. Nurses are comfortable with other people's bodies. That has multiple layers of consequences.
25   HeadSet   2024 Oct 24, 2:24pm  

Ceffer says

Oddly, though, a lot of nurses are more along the portly lezzo types, sensible shoes, bad hair and bad dispositions.

Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.
30   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 1, 9:54pm  

Here's a decent girl:

31   Ceffer   2024 Nov 1, 10:08pm  

HeadSet says


Well, I hope your hospital has Candy Stripers to make up for that.

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day. I had a friend who could never stop talking about this one, his fave I gathered:




32   HeadSet   2024 Nov 2, 8:00am  

Ceffer says

'Candy Stripers' was a porno from the day.

I did not know about that "Candy Stripers" movie, I was referring to the young girls who work as medical assistants at the hospitals. When I asked a friend who worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"
36   Ceffer   2024 Nov 2, 3:10pm  

HeadSet says

worked at Riverside Hospital why there were so many hot babe Candy Stripers there, he replied "Good personnel department,"

My friend lived in Riverside. There are no coincidences
37   HeadSet   2024 Nov 2, 5:37pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Ugly women are below the "non high value men."
39   Ceffer   2024 Nov 3, 4:09pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I think most men know that the $60 is more or less a down payment on a wishful thought. Women want orbiting wallets, attention, flattery and chocolate ice cream, unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.
40   HeadSet   2024 Nov 3, 6:06pm  

Ceffer says

unless they are the less common horn dogs who actually like to do it.

And those will cheat on you/
41   Ceffer   2024 Nov 3, 6:29pm  

HeadSet says

And those will cheat on you/

That's why God invented the one night stand, but hope it doesn't require antibiotics afterward.
42   WookieMan   2024 Nov 3, 7:39pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.
43   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 3, 10:43pm  

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.


Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?
44   Misc   2024 Nov 3, 10:54pm  

Some poor slob that got Rooked into taking her and her 2 kids to McDonalds.
45   WookieMan   2024 Nov 3, 11:54pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?

Shouldn't be going out to eat then. That's when you know you're poor. I actually don't even like going out to eat. If I'm going out with just the wife and I it's not going to be trash food is my point. I'm a cheap date, I'll just get beer, but the wife might get a $12-15 cocktail. I'm not a steak guy unless I buy and cook it myself. She likes seafood. 2-4 drinks and food and we're at $120 easy. I think our biggest couples bill was $400 without tip in Chicago back in 2006ish.

I know there's another world out there. Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not. Have three kids and let me know what that bill is when you go out to an above average restaurant. It's $200 minimum at above average places.

I prefer to just cook at home. I can cook and drink for 5 for under $20-30.
46   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 4, 8:11am  

WookieMan says
I know there's another world out there...Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not.


You just contradicted yourself.
47   HeadSet   2024 Nov 4, 2:07pm  

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Not everyone orders so many booze drinks with dinner.

One favorite eatery for my wife and I is a local Italian eatery run by some Wops. We can get salad, garlic knots, pizza and sodas for less that that $60.

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