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It's pretty clear it's the Woke Right that wants US boots on the ground.

That would weaken Trump, they'd secretly pray for a big defeat, divide the right, takeover, and then impose their AuthRight King.

AD says

Just read Iran launched 200 ballistic missiles and 5 hit targets in Tel Aviv.

That's reminiscent of Kamala's first attempt at passing the Bar.

And targets is too generous I think - "Hit in the general vicinity of inhabited area" - unless Iran was aiming for Sbarro's or Solomon's Sandwich Shop or Something.

America's Greatest Historian(tm),according to Tuqar Chatsworth-Qarlsoon, goes through all the stages of Grief:


Amazing how Iran went from a tough nut to crack, not to be messed with, capable of putting more than 2.5% of a massive 200 missile salvo on a general area inside of Israel, etc. etc. to a Poor Helpless Victim of the Demiurge Followers that Couldn't Hurt A Fly and a Threat to Noone.

AmericanKulak says

Amazing how Iran went from a tough nut to crack, not to be messed with, capable of putting more than 2.5% of a massive 200 missile salvo on a general area inside of Israel, etc. etc. to a Poor Helpless Victim of the Demiurge Followers that Couldn't Hurt A Fly and a Threat to Noone.

How much money is Qatar paying Tucker, Candace and this mook?

socal2 says

How much money is Qatar paying Tucker, Candace and this mook?

Tuqar is underwritten by Omeed Malik, an Iranian-Pak financier who worked for the Democrats as a Staffer and then as a VC guy.

This is General Salami, killed last night, marching one of the Shah's domestic household servants to her death in 1979.

She is already beaten here, but will soon be dragged behind a vehicle and shot, then burned while still alive.

For making tea or dusting the fan.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/prematurely-friday-june-13-2025-c

Welp, the Western world woke this morning to news of yet another shocking Israeli military strike that wildly expanded the boundaries of what anybody thought was possible. The New York Times’ live-update thread was headlined, “Israel Strikes Iran's Nuclear Program, Killing Top Military Officials.” As far as anyone can tell, Israel erased Iran’s entire military chain of command, and made it look easy.

Not only that, but Israel attacked military bases and nuclear sites all across Iran, in multiple waves. In other words, 200 Israeli aircraft struck over 100 targets across a nation the size of Alaska, supposedly defended by one of the largest and most layered air defense systems in the Middle East.

Inexplicably, Iran’s air defenses stayed silent. Not a single Israeli fighter jet was damaged. In response, Iran only managed to launch around 100 drones —a lazy half hour’s action in Ukraine— to no apparent effect. These drones, all downed long before they neared Israel, could easily have been an automatic response, suggesting a total lack of any meaningful military response by Iran.

The only explanation that makes sense for Israel to enjoy clear skies over the entire country is that someone inside Iran somehow pulled the plug on all the country’s air defenses right before the attack. If so, it was another catastrophic security failure by Israel’s enemies.

This story is like a strategic lasagna. Peel off each layer of the strike to reveal another astonishing fact. For example, to get to Iran, the Israelis must have been aided by the Jordanians and allowed to use Saudi Arabian airspace. There’s no way Israel’s 200 jets crossed half of the Middle East without at least tacit approval from its neighbors. That means a whole lot of folks were involved— but Iran obviously had no idea it was coming.

Jordan probably even helped Israel by shooting down Iranian drones. A short, blurry statement from the Jordanians said “it had intercepted a number of missiles and drones that … were likely to fall in Jordanian territory, including populated areas … but did not specify where the drones and missiles came from.” Uh-huh. Obviously, they came from Iran.

But wait, there’s more. For the last 48 hours, social media buzzed with warning signs. The US closed its embassy in Iraq and withdrew personnel, as did other Middle Eastern countries. The air spaces were closed. Telegram hummed with predictions of an imminent Israeli attack. Yet many of Iran’s generals and nuclear scientists were killed by targeted strikes while sleeping in their apartments— in their bedrooms and not in their bunkers.

What on Earth? Even if Iran’s leaders thought all the red flags were probably just a psyop to pressure upcoming nuclear talks (scheduled for Sunday), why would it just stand down? That’s beyond reckless. The reason you have a military is to prepare for attacks just like this one. The Iranian military’s negligence beggars belief. ...

Al Jazeera reported this morning that Israeli civilians and Iranians are engaged in panic buying, snatching up supplies to prepare for a longer conflict. Meanwhile, a federal judge in San Francisco issued a temporary injunction late last night ordering Israel not to attack anybody else. (Just kidding.)

Shuffling down the path to Albert Pike's dream. Pray for the innocents on both sides.

At this point, the fog of lies will move in from both sides to obscure any but an editorialized view of what happened or is happening. Fodder for the 'sports fan' mentalities.

"Dammit, I wanted Iran to make Israel lick spit off the floor like I do!"

The ultimate main protected repository of all of the Intel smuts is alleged to be the Vatican.

Only 5 of 200 missiles hit their target. One of those was a civilian residential building where the assholes almost killed a dog. Fuck the Iranian leadership. Let them meet their promised virgins

MolotovCocktail says

Grossy can't be trusted.

AmericanKulak says

Iranian TV hosts the Big Gun Commentators to show the public that "Real Americans" are critical of the USA.

A page from RT playbook, LOL.

Misc says

When is the NYT gonna print something about how the TACO didn't work out for Salami or something like that).

It didn't work because Bibi understood that there is no point in playing Taco's negotiations games: no deal is coming down the pike and the round planned for Jun 15th will yield nothing, but the fuckers will be more relaxed thinking they are safe from anything major until then. Basically the same conclusion Zel arrived to after watching Donnie waffling, changing venues and moving deadlines. (What happened to the latest "two weeks", btw?)

SUDDENLY:

Ceffer says

At this point, the fog of lies will move in from both sides to obscure any but an editorialized view of what happened or is happening. Fodder for the 'sports fan' mentalities.

Yep it's already happening. People gloating at the trail of destruction. And everybody who doesn't agree with my point of view is on the enemy's bankroll of course. Trump should make it crystal clear they will stay out of this no matter what happens, and stop supplying weapons to any war and any side, push for diplomacy instead. A country enriching Uranium is not a justification for a preemptive war, that ship has sailed. It wasn't in Iraq and it isn't now.

RWSGFY says

It didn't work because Bibi understood that there is no point in playing Taco's negotiations games

If Trump had said the attack is a no go, Bibi would've backed down.

So far it doesn't seem like the Ayatollahs wanna try to see if the TACO holds true.

Misc says

RWSGFY says

It didn't work because Bibi understood that there is no point in playing Taco's negotiations games

If Trump had said the attack is a no go, Bibi would've backed down.

He didn't know. Bibi played the classic "better ask for firgiveness than permission" card.

RWSGFY says

Misc says

RWSGFY says

It didn't work because Bibi understood that there is no point in playing Taco's negotiations games

If Trump had said the attack is a no go, Bibi would've backed down.

He didn't know. Bibi played the classic "better ask for firgiveness than permission" card.

Yeah and when the whole rest of the world turns against them and they come asking the US for help Taco should not waffle and say no, otherwise we may as well install Graham and Bolton, the war inc. dream team, to lead the country.

He didn't know. Bibi played the classic "better ask for firgiveness than permission" card.

As incompetent as our Intelligence Agencies are...even they saw this one coming a mile a way. I'm sure we also provided some info to the Israelis.

Misc says

mell says

He didn't know. Bibi played the classic "better ask for firgiveness than permission" card.


As incompetent as our Intelligence Agencies are...even they saw this one coming a mile a way. I'm sure we also provided some info to the Israelis.

Yeah and it looks like aid in missile defense. Looks like they had help from Jordan and SA as well so it's not that they can't "make friends". It's not in our backyard and while defending against the attack in October was totally within their rights to almost anyone, this is not. Neither was Putins aggression although he had plenty of good reasons following the provocations. Now it's onTrump to make good on his peacemaker promise instead of dragging his country into wars and taking sides.

It was a great operation. Jordan, UAE, Saudi, and yes USA all involved. BUT, Israel is doing the scapegoat thing and taking all the blame.

You think Bibi and Trump were really falling out based on their long history? Leaked BS drama. Poso and others I think are angry they were "used" to promote the false fued.

Israel is driving the WokeRight batshit crazy. I love asking them "What divisions did Trump deploy to Iran? The 82nd? 101st?" ReeeEEEEeeeee

"But it's our fault for giving them the weapons"

"Great, then it's Iran's fault for the Houthi attacking US ships with C802/Noor missiles"

mell says

It's not in our backyard and while defending against the attack in October was totally within their rights to almost anyone, this is not.

Didn't Iran fire a massive salvo at Israel a few months back in butthurt for Hezbollah and the Houthis getting spanked?

October 7th is reaching the level of Barbarossa in terms of long term Consequences

AmericanKulak says

mell says

It's not in our backyard and while defending against the attack in October was totally within their rights to almost anyone, this is not.

Didn't Iran fire a massive salvo at Israel a few months back in butthurt for Hezbollah and the Houthis getting spanked?

October 7th is reaching the level of Barbarossa in terms of long term Consequences

AI says April and October 2024, not sure if there were other ones. April for a strike on their Syrian embassy which could count as a justification, October for Israel defending themselves against the October attack. This one surely was unprovoked as it didn't involve Iranian territory. They shoud counterstrike immediately though when attacked, this is a pre-emptive strike, similar to what Putin did, with the difference that they are not invading

Invoking civil war against the Islamic State? Softening Iran up to create an opening for the domestic aggrieved? Agents were protected in order to place so many weapons inside Iran itself and geolocate the various leaders. Also, the shields were scrambled for quite some hours to delay effective response.

Censorship of vids of damages, only bootlegs getting out? They seem to be showing the same vids over and over.

Doesn't look like an absolute gimme for Israel. Were they relying on an internal insurrection against the Islamic State? Will that happen?

Egyptians removing Eurocommies trying to bring aid through the Gazan border.

Ceffer says

Censorship of vids of damages, only bootlegs getting out? They seem to be showing the same vids over and over.

Huh? It's all over Israeli Media, live. That first one is graphically enhanced and it's obvious AF. Here's the original of the tiny handful of Iranian missiles that actually hit (if it's not a damaged one impacting)

https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/1933606670627975544

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iranian hypersonic missile strikes Tel Aviv, Israel.

Who knows what's real anymore?

https://x.com/thebeatwire_/status/1933609885838569942

I just hope Russia doesn't intervene with it's fleet of Tu-95s

Oh, wait a minute.

Do we have a live action competition between Russian defense systems and US defense systems? Which country scores the lowest on the 'Pulverization Index' to crown a 'winner'?

I do wonder what the typical Iranian sees as news.