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Auto Un-erotic


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2009 Jun 24, 6:50am   905 views  4 comments

by mikey   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

Italy got Chrysler and I'm Fiat to be tied. China got Hummer because of the chink in our armor. India got Jaguar cause we let the cat out of the bag and we became pussy cats. This is a bumper crop for foreigners who want to horn in. We're a bunch of lug nuts. We're not in the drivers seat anymore and it Hertz. We're no longer roll models.  We're on the skids.  Is our new motto "Please tread on me?"  When will we catch a brake? I'm so mad I could piston.  Does that ring a bell?

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1   mikey   2009 Jun 24, 11:16am  

Gee, whizz, TPB, sorry for the rant but getting the shaft drives me into a tail spin.

2   elliemae   2009 Jun 25, 1:11am  

If I fix my car myself and then turn it on, is it "auto-erotic asfixiation?"

3   mikey   2009 Jun 25, 5:01am  

that was chicken.

4   elliemae   2009 Jun 25, 1:42pm  

Choking a chicken? Let's not flog this one to death, too.

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