News, Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos.SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos.The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.'Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.***Cheeses, Mary and Joseph, don't they know that Cheeto's never prosper?Why was he snacking this bag up side her head?Was she a chippy? Holy Cheesus. I wish they would rather Swiss that fight. A salt and battery?No problem collecting fingerprints here.I wonder if Chester Cheeto spotted this tale? I hope so cause I like him a whole munch.(there, I let the cat out of the bag)
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News, Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos.SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos.The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.'Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.***Cheeses, Mary and Joseph, don't they know that Cheeto's never prosper?Why was he snacking this bag up side her head?Was she a chippy? Holy Cheesus. I wish they would rather Swiss that fight. A salt and battery?No problem collecting fingerprints here.I wonder if Chester Cheeto spotted this tale? I hope so cause I like him a whole munch.(there, I let the cat out of the bag)