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If he agrees to change parties, the Clinton's will make certain the justice system forgets all about him and will hire him for the Clinton Foundation.

How is this guy a "campaign icon?"

Your fantasy utopia is Idiocracy....

I bet leftists still don't see why most people will never vote for them.

Not to worry. LibbyFucks, CommieFucks, the Democratic Party and their captors in the intelligence agencies/FBI/Justice Department have plans to round up every crypto-KKK goose stepping Republican/Conservative and eliminate them with extreme prejudice in detainment camps so these social contaminants can no longer pollute the glories and insights of the Great Socialist Paradise.

The LibbyFucks keep packets of MAGA hats to put on every apprehended perp that gets a news shot now.

Is Walmart going to have bullet-pock mark-downs now on merchandise?

Do slip'n'falls on greasy blood get triple indemnity from dirtbag lawyer claims? If 400 pounders slide like bowling balls knocking down rack after rack of merchandise on the blood, do they get to keep all the stuff?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Correct!

As the Founding Fathers intended. Everybody loves a bonus discount.

If it can mow the lawn, too, and Alexia screams in pain at every shot, they will be on to something.

LOL what you wrote was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.

anyone who travels to US will have their social score reduced I assume?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Right, people in cars will be hopping curbs or just leaning out of their windows to push them over when they drive by them.

I plan to use a jousting stick.

Just sit on them for free rides.

OccasionalCortex says

Trump-hating Bluetard Hawaii's economy is taking a hit a well!

In fact Trump's economy is taking a hit a well!

If you put one on its back, is it capable of flipping back, or will it stay stuck like a turtle?

All of this is wheeled vehicle stuff is a disappointment. What happened to those delivery drones that were supposed to be commonplace by now? Must have crashed into the self driving cars.

I wonder how long it's going to take for Amazon to figure out not to send these things into Elijah Cummings district and similar places?
And yes they will be too stupid to figure this out in advance.

Plus I'd like to see how poorly they perform on wet and/or snowy roads or high wind.

For a robotics tinkerer, those represent about $30,000 in free door to door hardware.

Order to be delivered to a random address, pull up in a van and just wait for all of those high tech ic boards, sensors, motors and wheels to show up.
One would need to know where to zap it with a taser to disable the GPS and telephony circuits.

Homeowners will kidnap the machines and hold them hostage, sending cell phone shots to Amazon with the robots screaming in pain and begging for freedom.

"Send me the money, or I'll send you another chip yanked from it's motherboard."

LMAO I bet it was innocent but god damned that would be some funny lampoon.

Was Trump at the hospital with ICE to see which shooting victims needed to be transferred to detention centers? MAGA!

Why do you hate the process of Natural Selection???

Black Culture is dangerous.

Like this and like that, yo.

Rat ta ta tat tat this town votes Democrat

Another White Supremacist Attack, yo hommies.

Dissed me Homes, Rat ta tat tat get out of jail early vote Democrat

You down with shootin' those Crips in the SUV?

Yeah you know Me!

Whitey oppressin' us and sheit.

Dice Game in Detroit?

Gotta be Romano, Silverstein, O'Donnelly, and Pfluffenmeister.

Couldn't be Jackson, Jamal, Leroy and LaToine.

Heeeeeere's Kaizen



They even have the pics in some of these articles. Clearly another White Supremacist Terrorist.

Why do you think anyone would have a 'favorite'???
jazz_music says

What's your favorite mass shooting so far?

AF should write all headlines.

Seems to be some inconsistencies in the story. Both the headline and the first line of the story say the gunman was fatally shot by the police. However, later in the story it states that the suspect was arrested. Then there is the picture showing Kaizen alive. Unsure if this is Fake News or just sloppy reporting.

They are certain to be racist, as they will not go into certain neighborhoods.

jazz_music says

Are you in a cult?

Yes, I'm in a cult known as Rin-Wah Law!

jazz_music says

Have you noticed that the groups ideas have filtered into all areas of your life, work social, personal life?

The group in this case is me.

jazz_music says

Have your friends or family commented that you have changed and that they don't really like the changes?

Yes, because I no long give ppl cash, just because I work in finance.


jazz_music says

Or have you noticed that you spend less and less time with your family and friends and more and more time with the group?

Yes, my family is dysfunctional and my friends are mainly browbeaten pussywhipped husbands and parents.

jazz_music says

Do you find it boring or awkward spending time with people outside the group because they seem boring, or they don't understand the language of the group?

Of course they're boring, they only worry about running errands and paying bills, something which I'd automated ages ago.

jazz_music says

Do you believe that outsiders are not on the same level as you and other group members?

Clearly, because I fuck gorgeous French-Canadians ...

not Shamo the Killer Whale ...

jazz_music says

Do you consider that the groups ideas and beliefs are the way forward in sorting out the problems of the world?

Nope, because the world is hopeless.

jazz_music says

Or have you thought that if only everyone knew this stuff the world would be a different place?

Yes, because then it would a Rin-Wah world and not just a law.

jazz_music says

Has someone close to you told you that they think you are in a cult?

Yes, a Cult of Personality

jazz_music says

When you ask yourself "Am I in a cult?" you think straight away... "Of course not, I would never join a cult..."

Nope,.I am in a cult, one of my own making.



jazz_music says

If someone criticizes the leader, the group or the ideas, do you have to explain why they are wrong?

I just tell 'em to fuck off.

jazz_music says

Is there a strong urgency to explain the benefits to those who are critical?

Nope, a simple F' Y' and calling 'em a bunch of F'ing losers does the trick.



jazz_music says

Have people said that you are pushy or obsessive about the group?

Ask anyone on PatNet.

jazz_music says

Do you sometimes feel like you know more than outsiders about life, about people, about the world?

Already stated earlier.

jazz_music says

Do you find yourself recommending the group courses or group techniques for many different types of problems?

Nope, because no one will do 'em anyways.

"Well, this is what happens when you don't give us enough billions and billions of free shit. After all, if you want a million or so to trickle down into the community, then you need at least a billion upfront for the politicians. Do the math, Mr. President, free shit solves all problems eventually if there is enough of it!"

Tucker is right though.

^^^^^^

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!