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Ceffer says

Coffee filters for toilet paper? Nobody's stockpiling coffee filters. You can even re-cycle by washing your coffee filters after coffee and letting them dry.

Isn't there a breed of coffee where the beans are eaten and crapped by a monkey before the beans are brewed? Sounds like you could do a "wipe and brew" here for the same exotic concoction.

HeadSet says

Ceffer says

Coffee filters for toilet paper? Nobody's stockpiling coffee filters. You can even re-cycle by washing your coffee filters after coffee and letting them dry.

Isn't there a breed of coffee where the beans are eaten and crapped by a monkey before the beans are brewed? Sounds like you could do a "wipe and brew" here for the same exotic concoction.

You probably mean coffee beans crapped by the civet cat.

Lo and behold:

A civet cat, commonly known as a fishing cat has been traced to the coronavirus which causes SARS. Southern Chinese have a particular penchant for eating wild game, including civet cats. HONG KONG – A top Hong Kong scientist said on Friday it was likely the deadly SARS virus that has killed almost 700 people worldwide jumped to humans from civet cats, which are considered a delicacy by many people in southern China

Nobody knows yet if she had a positive test. It'll be interesting if it is something else. Worked with AIDS patients? "The herbs seem to be working" "I just want to drink whiskey". Could she confidentially had AIDS, too?

Maybe this is a great opportunity to murder people and 'blame it on Corona!' The Cheaper Than Divroce virus, too! "Poor thing, she/he was so healthy just yesterday."

Other than giardia, an intestinal infection she contracted while working in Togo for the Peace Corps,

So she traveled to shithole countries and had health issues.

Man Arrested for Stealing 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper from Hotel Amidst Coronavirus

https://people.com/crime/florida-man-allegedly-stole-66-rolls-toilet-paper-amid-coronavirus/

All the pedos are going to Democrats like flies to poop these days. All that inclusivity and lgbt messaging really gets those fucking fucks excited about it being normal. Stupid mother fuckers should be shot point blank like fucking Osama.

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Is Hal Truner a right wing douchebag ? He talks about "Q"and the drainage of the swamp at the end.

If this girl lives in China, she’s dead meat.

This is quite useful for downloading videos from Twitter: https://twdownload.com/download-track/

"Trump Says U.S. Isn’t ‘Built to Be Shut Down’ Over Virus"... that's after talking to banksters who told him computer models show CA style lockdown lead to financial meltdown.

So... "4 millions Americans... like a bad flu, right?"

HEYYOU says

Hope to live long enough to see large numbers of RepCons dying.

They will be a big virus target: they will actively expose themselves to prove it's all a fake news conspiracy to get Trump.

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Everyone knows that Globohomo caused this.

She’s being facetious. It just didn’t come off well and using someone with a really thick accent and deep voice didn’t help things.

HA, HA, YANKEE RUNNING DOGS! WE EVEN MAKE BETTER FAKE NEWS!

We now have Global Supply Chain for fake news!

Dead people need no tests.

Exactly! A few mass casualties amongst innocent BoomFucks would be forgivable collateral damage to control THE! PLAGUE! OF! AGES!

NoCoupForYou says

If this doesn't work, then it's N. Korea or Iran nuking someone. Russia won't. I don't think it's a conspiracy, but it's kind of getting ridiculous at this point. So much shit has been thrown at the wall and it keeps getting more and more extreme. Biden and his gaffes are completely out of the headlines. I hear nothing about the Dem primaries besides them cancelling some of them.

Until more people die from this than Obama's pandemic, this is a complete waste of time thinking it's going to change the outcome. Adjust for 10 years of population growth and I'd say 20k Americans need to die from this to register once political ads start coming out. Even if 50k die, it feeds into Trump's base and his whole agenda... we're too reliant on China. This gets him more votes at this point unless we do actually hit 1M deaths.

OccasionalCortex says

Patrick says

https://twdownload.com/download-track/

Yeah, but I can't upload them on Patrick.net. How did you do it?

@OccasionalCortext Yes, sorry it's not possible yet for individuals to upload videos. Working on it.

But if you really love some video, email it (or a link to it) to p@patrick.net

He takes no responsibility but gives himself a 10 on his response to the virus. Say what motherfucker? That is one nut job we have as POTUS.

No need to politicize this. Calming the public and saying "we've got it under control" was the MO of both media and politicians of all stripes, until mid-Feb.

When Trump tried to shut down travel from China, he was called xenophobic.

When he allocated 2 billion to a response team, he was called foolish.

The CDC kits failed, yes, and that is the fault of the CDC. It was rectified within two weeks.

He responded with mass-closures within a week of the country hitting 20 deaths, in line with Italy's and China's responses.

He offers a very non-Republican stimulus plan to settle the economy, and prevent needless job loss and foreclosures.

Judge the man by his deeds, not his words.

Goofus - don't interrupt the circle jerk with reasonable comments and observations.

At least Apoplectic-fuck didn't put them choice quotes in ALL CAPS so we could actually read them.

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Abbreviated graphic version for those who prefer pictures with their reading





Although this is dated, it's at 54,000 now.

But on another note, is the rate of increase in deaths about to slow down ? 207, 256, 302, 413, 553, 698 , 759, oops that last number is still growing

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Can you please change that picture? I literally can’t read this forum half the time because giant ugly porn will make others think I’m watching porn.

I like this picture much better.