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40852   Ceffer   2013 Dec 25, 1:47am  

I had a pet Realtor once. Would only eat red meat and small children.

It gnawed through it's chain and barred compound laced with garlic and started a firm locally, successfully embezzling and laundering millions. I am so proud of it.

Why do you hate ambition?

40853   Ceffer   2013 Dec 25, 2:00am  

Realtors make the best kleptomaniacs.

Cover your goods in itching powder, invite some Realtors, and enjoy the show.

40854   Tenpoundbass   2013 Dec 25, 2:12am  

Pretty soon the Liberals are going to have to come to terms, our economy is a Bust.

For the American consumer.

Sure every American in the United States would love nothing more than to shell out $2000 a month for an insurance that either may or may not cover them when they need it. Because If I learned any thing in my 46 years living as an American. We will pay for some useless do nothing shit, given the popularity is enough for that useless shit. And provided the economy is as strong as our wants.

The popularity for Obamacare has been so great it got him elected twice. But thanks to Numbnutz lack of central critical thinking and creating policy that would create a strong work economy, people can't afford to play along with the good ole' American...

"Look what I got!" Game.

Or people would be wearing their Insurance policies with the price tags still on them. Buying them in bulk and eBaying them when there's a shortage.

40855   HydroCabron   2013 Dec 25, 2:22am  

Aren't you supposed to be in church this morning?

Or is spending all Christmas morning fixating on your hatreds a sacrament?

40856   NoYes   2013 Dec 25, 3:15am  

Well maybe they will turn into all-crash homes soon

40857   Strategist   2013 Dec 25, 3:59am  

If all cash sales are a bad sign for housing, then 100% loans must be good for housing. Wasn't it the 100% loans that caused the crash in the first place?
I love articles on housing written by comedians.

40858   FunnyBayAreaBuyer   2013 Dec 25, 5:03am  

Tim Aurora says

The problem is that everybody wants at least a 3 bedroom house in the expensive part of the city. Move to Atlanta or Dallas, and the median prices are more like 2.5 times the median salary for a 4 bedroom house. Look at the home affordability in different cities

http://www.interest.com/mortgage/home-affordability-grade-paycheck-rating/

Wow!!!. San Francisco is the worst!!! Do you guys think this trend is sustainable in SF? or do you guys expect a correction?

40859   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 25, 5:36am  

All cash purchases don't necessarily mean "bad." for every buyer in 2006 there was a seller who would have enough to pay all cash today if they were smart and rented. there couldn't have been all buyers. most banks lost money in 2006 so where did the money go? the people who sold.

institutional investment is 14% of the purchases, foreign investment is 5%. the rest is from ordinary people like "fedwatcher."

40860   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 25, 6:05am  

Call it Crazy says

The OP was about NEW houses, not overall affordability

which is why it is misleading and everyone should look at the overall picture (my chart). new constructions are a tiny part of the housing market.

40861   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 25, 6:12am  

FunnyBayAreaBuyer says

or do you guys expect a correction?

real estate prices in NYC never "corrected."

40862   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 25, 6:26am  

interest are going to go up from here. historically speaking, 4.5% is very low.

the rise in interest didn't cause prices to drop so why wait?

i personally think prices go won't go up much next year if any. but they sure as hell won't go down with this level of low inventory.

40863   anonymous   2013 Dec 25, 7:11am  

Call it Crazy says

Why leave the cash for the kids, just spend their inheritance now

true - all these kids now that inherit houses that are free and clear are really suffering!!

40864   anotheraccount   2013 Dec 25, 8:00am  

Mark D says

the rise in interest didn't cause prices to drop so why wait?

It takes six months for interest rate rise to work through economy. The first 100 basis points on 10 year happened in June. Then after another quick 50 basis point rise, 10 year fell back to 2.5 and only now came back to 3.00. If 10 year stays at 3.00 we will only see the effects of that in the spring.

40865   ELC   2013 Dec 25, 9:29am  

Strategist says

Wasn't it the 100% loans that caused the crash in the first place?

No. Securitization, i.e. Wall Street caused the crash. 100% loans had been around for a long time prior.

40866   Strategist   2013 Dec 25, 10:03am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

Why do I get the feeling you don't like realtors.

It's not me. It's Jesus that is righteously condemning of REALTOR scum.

I thought Jesus sold real estate. If you can sell bullshit you can sell real estate.

40867   Strategist   2013 Dec 25, 10:07am  

Ceffer says

I had a pet Realtor once. Would only eat red meat and small children.

It gnawed through it's chain and barred compound laced with garlic and started a firm locally, successfully embezzling and laundering millions. I am so proud of it.

Why do you hate ambition?

My next realtor is gonna be a vegan.

40868   Strategist   2013 Dec 25, 10:13am  

ELC says

Strategist says

Wasn't it the 100% loans that caused the crash in the first place?

No. Securitization, i.e. Wall Street caused the crash. 100% loans had been around for a long time prior.

Hmmmm. Makes sense. Same would go for sub prime and negative amortization loans. They got carried away because of securitization.

40869   Strategist   2013 Dec 26, 1:18am  

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

If all cash sales are a bad sign for housing, then 100% loans must be good for housing. Wasn't it the 100% loans that caused the crash in the first place?

I love articles on housing written by comedians.

100% cash sales by investors is a wonderful thing. In fact, I hope every house on your block gets sold to an investor who pays 100% cash.

I think you'll really enjoy living together with all those renters, and I'm sure the value of houses on the block will skyrocket!!!

Given a choice, I would prefer investors buy up every home on the block and rent it to high end tenants, rather than unqualified owners with no down payments buy them up and end up defaulting.
Wouldn't you?

40870   HydroCabron   2013 Dec 26, 2:04am  

The bankers already control all the national currencies.

How could Bitcoin possibly give them a tighter grip?

And if Bitcoin is fiat, then so is gold: The sole differences between the two are that gold is physical, and that Bitcoin transactions change the state of the Bitcoin.

Bitcoin should probably be gotten rid of - the ownership trail leaves it open to NSA snooping, and it wasn't designed to be more than an experiment - but an open-source currency is among the best friends anti-centralization supporters have ever had.

40871   Strategist   2013 Dec 26, 2:22am  

You just don't get it.
All cash sales is not the problem. Tight underwriting standards that deny loans to those who can pay is the problem. Once they ease off on their strict guidelines, more people will qualify for loans and the ration of cash buyers will fall with it.
Of course, you will find something else to whine about.

40872   dublin hillz   2013 Dec 26, 2:26am  

Analyzer says

Vicente says




Mr. & Mrs. HowMuchaMonth don't care about your stupid ratios, only that they are "wasting money on rent" and were offered a loan that they can keep up payments on if they go on a Ramen diet.



You forgot to mention if they can also get that HELOC to fund their Hawaiian vacation that would work great as well.

In order for home equity to be comparable to cash, the pad must be sold. Heloc is simply a glorified credit card although with much better interest rates and tax deductibility with the other side of the scale being that the pad is placed as collateral.

40873   FortWayne   2013 Dec 26, 3:02am  

It's a scam, and it's illegal in China and many other countries. Somehow this scam is legal within US, so I'm just assuming some senators are on the take.

40874   ELC   2013 Dec 26, 4:45am  

Call it Crazy says

Today's underwriting standards are fine... If you pay your bills and have a stable job with verifiable income, (and a down payment) you can get a mortgage....

It's the verifiable income that kills off most entrepreneurs as well as buyers with parents who are willing to help them out (rather than have them living at home). That leaves you with working stiffs. Working stiffs with good credit and a hefty down payment in this economy aren't going to sustain the market.

Stated income, no down payment, interest only loans, etc. performed fine for decades. Things will work fine as long as you don't let them get away with bundling a bunch of high risk loans with a few good loans and fraudulently rate it A+. Of course that's going to make everybody way too cocky.

40875   smaulgld   2013 Dec 26, 5:02am  

Cash deals doesn't mean financing is not involved
It means mortgages are not. Investors have access to cash lines at lower rates than mortgages so a lot of the all cash deals are financed but not via mortgages
Or they are financed with public equity offering or other investor money

40876   smaulgld   2013 Dec 26, 5:05am  

Phoenix is the market most likely to get hit hard as investors are leaving that market according to recent reports
If private homebuyers can't afford or get mortgages in phoenix that market could see another collapse

40877   Strategist   2013 Dec 26, 6:54am  

Call me crazy says:
Oh, to ease of on "strict guidelines", you want to go back to NINJA loans and people with 400 credit scores making minimum wage to qualifying for 600K mortgages.... Got it!!

LOL. I did not even mention ninjas.
Why do you think easing off on strict guidelines equates to NINJAs?
How about a sensible balance that is a win win for everyone?
Sub prime, stated income have always been around with high down payments. Let's stick to what works.

40878   ELC   2013 Dec 26, 8:08am  

Call it Crazy says

ELC says

Things will work fine as long as you don't let them get away with bundling a bunch of high risk loans with a few good loans and fraudulently rate it A+.

What's that got to do with someone defaulting on their mortgage??

A lot. It changed who was approved. It changed the way underwriting was done (or not done.)

40879   ELC   2013 Dec 26, 8:14am  

Call it Crazy says

Sure... No verifiable income and money loaned by family because the home buyer can't save up by themselves... Yep, that's a recipe for success.....

The system is set up now to suck savers dry. There's not enough savers left to only approve savers. Savers are a dying breed.

40880   ELC   2013 Dec 26, 8:18am  

Call it Crazy says

ELC says

Stated income, no down payment, interest only loans, etc. performed fine for decades.

Ha Ha Ha... Spoken like a true realtor...

Spoken like someone who's been around for decades and has been actually paying attention. BTW, I train Realtors. I'm not a Realtor.

40881   dublin hillz   2013 Dec 26, 8:27am  

ELC says

Call it Crazy says



Sure... No verifiable income and money loaned by family because the home buyer can't save up by themselves... Yep, that's a recipe for success.....


The system is set up now to suck savers dry. There's not enough savers left to only approve savers. Savers are a dying breed.

Homeownership for purposes of primary residence should be a reward for those who were able to save. Besides, if parents want to buy a house for their children why don't they take out a loan in their own name? I am sure that it will be approved if numbers make sense. However, if all they do is help with downpayment, they can get a notarized note stating that downpayment is a gift and a lender can approve the loan for children if their income is sufficient. You can't really expect for them to be approved otherwise.

40882   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 26, 8:37am  

smaulgld says

Phoenix is the market most likely to get hit hard as investors are leaving that market according to recent reports

If private homebuyers can't afford or get mortgages in phoenix that market could see another collapse

do you have any sources for this?

40883   bob2356   2013 Dec 26, 8:56am  

Wow, bigmouth has 55 out of 61 posts on his own thread. That's got to be a patnet record. I've got a special right now on top of the line tin foil hat. These babies are the rolls royce of the paranoid set.

40884   Strategist   2013 Dec 26, 10:27am  

So what if the dollar loses value? Has no relevance to the standard of living.
Cell phones, large screens, computers, life saving drugs, internet did not even exist a hundred years ago. How the hell are you gonna make a comparision? Our standard of living is determined by the introduction of new technologies, not maintaining the value of a currency.

40885   Bigsby   2013 Dec 26, 10:56am  

bgamall4 says

bob2356 says

Wow, bigmouth has 55 out of 61 posts on his own thread. That's got to be a patnet record. I've got a special right now on top of the line tin foil hat. These babies are the rolls royce of the paranoid set.

So the women are the same person. Can you reason or are you just a mule/ass. If you are incapable of reasoning, Bob, why do you bother to go online?

Because you put two photos up side by side does not make them the same person unless you think these two are one and the same:

Do you see the point? Before you start making extraordinarily offensive claims about individuals such as this woman and Parker, you'd better have more than a couple of blurry photos and a google search of the same name if you think you are going to be taken seriously by anyone other than the other resident loons on here.

40886   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Dec 26, 11:19am  

economic lesson: inflation is harmful and a way for the gov to rob you of your hard earned dollars only if you keep cash under the mattress or invest in bonds. but who the hell buys bonds anyways? now that Europe has been bailed out.

40887   🎂 Homeboy   2013 Dec 26, 11:33am  

They can't be the same person. Travolta's got much bigger boobs:

40888   Bigsby   2013 Dec 26, 1:05pm  

So Homeboy was absolutely spot on. You just totally ignored the obvious and kept on going. Amazing.

40889   Bigsby   2013 Dec 26, 1:08pm  

bgamall4 says

Bigsby says

So Homeboy was absolutely spot on. You just totally ignored the obvious and kept on going. Amazing.

No, you can't debunk the fake crying. It is an actress and she is the identical twin to an actress. If you didn't watch the video you are a dumb ass. But I already knew that.

So let me get this straight. You think your belief in her 'fake crying' trumps the fact the person you think she is has utterly different teeth (ignoring everything else).

40890   anonymous   2013 Dec 26, 1:09pm  

Send a couple bucks to patrick and change your name to RIPPLES ARE THE FUTURE?

40891   indigenous   2013 Dec 26, 1:17pm  

The primary falsehood on this is that inflation is organic to the economy. It certainly is NOT.

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