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EBGuy says

Off topic.....
Does EB stand for early bronco?
Just curious.

Seems like the genesis a flowchart!

I thought the new business model for realtors was to use models to keep the client's dick doing all the thinking and thus get him to buy overcrap stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uhe5yj2oF-E

Writhing, gushing lesbian couples are so exploited. Shouldn't they unionize and get a share of the commission?

Can you dip the cookies in their tumescent parts?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

preferably featuring hot lesbians couples writhing on the living floor while the sellers give out fresh cookies.

Are there any real life hot lesbian couples? Most look like this.

President: The Joker
http://www.youtube.com/embed/MDrTuDrPABk

Vice President: Commander Shepard
http://www.youtube.com/embed/sy-eRfupYbA

Secretary of the Treasury Department: Scrooge McDuck
http://www.youtube.com/embed/NBRrCY5uhWY

Secretary of Justice Department: The Punisher
http://www.youtube.com/embed/lDRqYidDLFw

Chairman of the Comptroller of the Currency:
This old-timey gold panning guy.

Chairman of the SEC: Bane
http://www.youtube.com/embed/dSvUyXrInRc

Fed Reserve Chair:
Midas, you know the king who turned everything he touched into gold. He'll be less inflationary than Greenspan or Bernanke.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Chairman of the Comptroller of the Currency: ApocalyseFuck

Why not APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch as dictator?

What about the Chair of the State Board of Equalization?

And who will head up efforts to suppress individual responsibility and self-reliance?

Iosef V HydroCabron says

What about the Chair of the State Board of Equalization?

And who will head up efforts to suppress individual responsibility and self-reliance?

Probably gonna be some millenial who mastered the art of individuality by using groupthink of social media apps...

They may be in the business of buying homes themselves. Who knows?

Banks don't have enough capital to buy a bunch of houses. They even lack the capital to hang onto the mortgages, they sell them to become MBS.

Never under estimate the power of commission sales.

There is no reason prices should correlate to demand and ability to pay - that's just a big lie foisted on us by SSRI-addled economists in thrall to Big Pharma and BenghaziCare.

Lower mortgage originations is just a sign that FUCKING LOSERS are now, thankfully, gone from the market, leaving it to higher-class buyers who better appreciate Travertine, designer entertaining spaces, and executive homes.

Anyone needing a mortgage should have been ground up for fertilizer long ago.

Iosef V HydroCabron says

There is no reason prices should correlate to demand and ability to pay - that's just a big lie foisted on us by SSRI-addled economists in thrall to Big Pharma and BenghaziCare.

Lower mortgage originations is just a sign that FUCKING LOSERS are now, thankfully, gone from the market, leaving it to higher-class buyers who better appreciate Travertine, designer entertaining spaces, and executive homes.

Anyone needing a mortgage should have been ground up for fertilizer long ago.

Hell yea sister, preach it.

Republicans are like, so totally stupid too! Its all their fault.

HI FIVE

Awe the Liberals who swear they hate guns, but eventually any band or group who resist Liberal policies are met with a goon squad with enough fire power to put down a country.

I mean you can't have Holders goons mowing down a line of Peach caners and quilt makers, while his Idiot boss, fans the flames about the GOP's war on Women now can we?

Given the body fat level of the average gun nut, I hope those wives and daughters have been pounding the mash potatoes, Cheetos, and bacon, because that's a big target to cover.

This shit happens every year. I pay through the nose in taxes, and they make billions and pay a lot less as share of their income. Some even get refunds for not paying.

Fricken moochers, I guess it's good to be rich. Rich get to write their own laws, the rest of us just get to follow them.

The plan had been to use the COWS as shields. The other protesters heard that and thought that meant the women.

Honest mistake.

Aw, something near & dear to me. You see, I know the Bundys. That's a huge family in my neck of the woods.

Mr Bundy's "supporters" showed up with guns, ready to shoot. They're continuing to provide "security" for the Bundys, even though the govt has no snipers in the hills. But hey, if it keeps them in the news, so be it. They've bought into the drama, but they also got the BLM to release Mr. Bundy's cattle.

The BLM has been telling Mr. Bundy to remove his cattle from the range for 20 years in order to preserve the hallowed hunting grounds of the desert tortoise.

Mr. Bundy hasn't paid his grazing fees for 20 years, so says the BLM. However, the BLM probably isn't willing to accept the payments if he had attempted to make them. The BLM is also attempting to cut the grazing rights of many ranchers in the west:

http://www.thespectrum.com/article/20140414/NEWS01/304140032/Ranchers-loss-cattle-would-hit-county

It's not all cut & dried out here on the range, where there are few structures and ranchers have grazed their cattle for over 100 years.

An example of the definition of "few structures:" A few years ago, it seemed like the whole state of Utah was on fire. The fire blazed through 363,052 acres and burned two structures. Yep - two.

My point is that this seems like such a simple issue for both sides - but the truth is different. The west is being declared off limits by the federal government (they say because of the drought) in an attempt to "manage" the range. The small cattlemen, none of whom are wealthy, are being pushed out of an area that is so rugged there are no homes for miles in any direction. Ranchers help the wildlife - they provide watering stations for their cattle that are also used by local wildlife.

Please remember that the herd of which we are speaking is spread over many miles, so much so that the BLM hired helicopters & planes to help round up the animals.

By the way, Cap'n. You love to claim that libs hate guns. I've made no secret that I'm "liberal," but I also own 3 guns and intend to buy more. I like to go shooting, am pretty good at it. Come over to my house unannounced in the middle of the night and see how my aim is. :)

Mitt Romney didn't win so this is how YOUR BOY, is fucking you over just like you said Mittens would. Obama has you face down in the pillow with your face planted in the playmorman spread of Mitt Romney in his cheese cloth underwear.

You don't know if Obama is cumming or going.

It's the fault of the roman dogs and their lackeys from the biblical times. They set a precedent for this!

True moochers are 18% - http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012/09/18/who-are-the-47/57802074/1

think it has anything to do with not selling many homes?

elliemae says

Come over to my house unannounced in the middle of the night and see how my aim is. :)

Sounds like a certain Craigslist ad.

Call it Crazy says

smaulgld says

think it has anything to do with not selling many homes?

Ya think??

Hello...... You can't sell if you don't build.
It's a horrible situation, with Buyers who lose bidding wars resorting to felonies.

Funny how the article says confidence in the west is down while all I see around here is people paying crazy amounts of money for dilapidated hovels good for nothing more than a date with a torch.

Strategist says

climbed to 47

Yippie! It climbed and the recovery is full force. Ever think of why they always go back and revise the previous month lower. Maybe, just maybe so they can claim it "Climbed". Idiots.

Call it Crazy says

smaulgld says

think it has anything to do with not selling many homes?

Ya think??

Says it all - BUT BUT there is a RECOVERY!!!

Thanks downloaded, will check it out later

I know lots of people who are living off uncle Sam and they definitely, positively voted for Obama.

When Romney said "I want to grow jobs" they all thought to themselves "Oh shit, I don't want to change things, I'm comfortable now!"

sbh must have forgotten all of the dough Obama and Chew took from taxpayers to give to the guys at Solyndra and other corporate welfare shemes, windmills with GE, etc.

Corporations and (some) people pay for our 1. war economy 2. huge govt. payroll 3. huge welfare state.

Taxes on spirits, beer, tobacco, tariffs paid for the govt.s needs from the colonies until WW1.

CaptainShuddup says

Awe the Liberals who swear they hate guns

We don't hate guns, just the assholes who use them to take innocent lives.

clambo says

Taxes on spirits, beer, tobacco, tariffs paid for the govt.s needs from the
colonies until WW1.

To think this country existed without income taxes until what 1920s?? prior to that there was a short period of income taxes to pay off debt from the civil war and then it was abolished again. Just imagine, no endless wars, no arresting millions of Americans to build the prison industrial complex and people feel the hunger in the belly and will start rioting against offshoring etc.

clambo says

When Romney said "I want to grow jobs" they all thought to themselves "Oh shit, I don't want to change things, I'm comfortable now!"

They all said they want to grow jobs. Neither one of them would.

Romney is all for wealthy not paying any taxes, Obama is all for adding more illegals to the already strained government safety net. Both would bankrupt our nation.

If they spent money on infrastructure, at least an effing fraction of what they spend blowing shit up in middle east, than we'd have a much much better economy and jobs!

clambo says

I know lots of people who are living off uncle Sam and they definitely, positively voted for Obama.

Really?

In order for you to know who they voted for, they would have to be within your social sphere - ie, someone you maintain a social relationship with. There are many numbers for the maximum number of social relationships one can maintain - Dunbar's number is generally around 150, while other studies indicate this may be as high as 231.

Even assuming your social sphere is 2x the upper estimate, out of 462 people you know, "lots" live off the government. You didn't really define how many "lots" are, nor do you define what living off the government is.

For me personally, I know one person living off the government. My cousin who has been institutionalized for psychological issues several times - receives disability from the government. So for me, out of 462 people, I know 1, who is legitimately clinically crazy.

Then again I don't count senior citizens collecting social security as living off the government.

Anyway, I mention all of this to ask a question: I am as liberal as they get, and there is exactly 1 person in my social sphere that is living on government welfare. A very large majority of my social sphere is center right to far left. You are a conservative, and you know "lots" on government welfare, who in the hell do you socialize with? It is very unusual for you to be a conservative that socializes with a high percentage of Obama voters, actually.

Or you could just be making the whole thing up.. My guess, much like your hero Paul Ryan, you are making it up.

Dan8267 says

CaptainShuddup says

Awe the Liberals who swear they hate guns

We don't hate guns, just the assholes who use them to take innocent lives.

I appreciate guns for their engineering alone!

control point says

Really?

In order for you to know who they voted for, they would have to be within
your social sphere

Not necessarily. I can introduce you to a BUNCH of people who lived in the apartment complex that I use to live in. That complex was 90% black, and of those (and I'm talking over 200 people) I'd be willing to wager you that over 85% of them voted for Obama. I would also be willing to wager that at least 40% of them were recieving some type of public assistance from food stamps to full-blown welfare. It really doesn't take much investigative work to figure some things out. Just watch and listen and you'll get a pretty darn good idea.

"Use Women as Human Shields"

That's because the gov can't tell the difference between chattels and cattles, heifers and hefters.

Besides, it's a cheap divorce.

I don't make anything up.

Fortwayne is wrong, Romney knew more about how to grow the economy and he said he would specifically not lower taxes on the rich, he often said that the rich were doing fine and they didn't need help.

For you and others, wealth is derived from 1. production 2. innovation . Innovation frequently increases productivity.

Capital for investment is savings of excesss production that is not taxed.

There is nothing wrong with building and improving infrastructure, but this is not actual production nor does it produce excess capital.

The reason Microsoft, Apple, Google, HP, eBay, Ford, Oracle others are here is that in the U.S.A. you can actually keep a portion of your property and the founders can get rich.

Control Point, I live in Santa Cruz and you evidently don't know who lives here.

Believe it or not, I also have resided in Mexico and am bilingual, so I also know many illegal aliens from Mexico who claimed the earned income credit using ITINs to file and got tons of money.

mmmarvel says

Not necessarily. I can introduce you to a BUNCH of people who lived in the apartment complex that I use to live in. That complex was 90% black,

....

This is making an assumption. You may be directionally correct, you may be mostly correct, you may even be completely correct. However, just because your assumption is correct does not mean you know.

Assumption is not knowing. It is a guess, some better than others. Assumptions are biased on bias - that bias is either founded or unfounded.

What you are both doing here is going with the assumption that all people who are black are poor; all people who are poor are on government assistance; all people who are on government assistance don't want a job; and all people who don't want a job vote democrat.

Black people voted for the black guy the last 2 elections? The hell you say. To go from there to assuming a democrat/lazy government parasite correlation is a stretch.

First of all, lazy government parasites don't vote.

And second of all, highly educated white people with jobs vote democrat too. In higher numbers than republicans.

So don't blame the welfare queens for 2 terms of Obama. Blame your more successful and highly educated boss.

clambo says

Capital for investment is savings of excesss production that is not taxed.

Excess production that is invested is never taxed.

clambo says

There is nothing wrong with building and improving infrastructure, but this is not actual production nor does it produce excess capital.

Hahaha. This is mind-numbingly stupid. Investing in the means of production does not contribute to increased efficiency (and capital creation)?

clambo says

illegal aliens from Mexico who claimed the earned income credit using ITINs to file and got tons of money.

They voted for Obama too? Pretty hard to do considering citizenship is a requisite to vote...