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I will be there!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an Immense Hirsute Lesbian in a UFO!

Maybe that's why Einstein wanted to change his equation to E=IHL squared.

The Tiny-Fingered, Thin-Skinned Ferret-Wearing Cheeto Shitgibbon's new hotels will no longer bear the Rump name:

Following the “soft opening” of the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C, NBC reported that rates at the hotel were immediately discounted while other more established hotels were holding firm and booked solid.

“Deluxe” rooms at Trump International Hotel, normally priced at $575 a night, were being offered for $505 — with a discount to $404 for AAA members.

According to a check of Expedia, similar rooms at the St. Regis Washington, D.C. were going for $655, with the Hay-Adams completely full.

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With reports that Trump hotels are seeing occupancy rates plummet faster than the GOP presidential nominee is falling in the polls, the CEO for Trump Hotels announced future travelers won’t be seeing the old name on any new developments.

According to Travel + Leisure, new Trump luxury hotels will now bear the “Scion” name.

Trump can offer bonuses to the scraggly lounge hookers for signing up johns for Trump University.

Doesn't that asshole know that we know that he stole the name and the whole idea from Toyota? Do the new scion cars - I mean - hotels come in funky neck beard shapes?

Ironman says

FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;

I hope he isn't going to attack them in that order. That is how Obama really fucked everyone the most. If you consider for a moment that it wasn't intentional.

I don't think he will ever get that one approved and that that's not one he can or has the authority to executive order on. And besides I'm fine with the fact that executive order actions are only valid for said President's Term. So Trump is going to have to get Congress to vote on these Bills and Acts before he can sign them into law. I don't see how the Employees will ever vote on themselves being fired.
It could be done at the State level, but then that would be unfair because there would be a lot of partisan states both red and blue that would not place restrictions.

He will never get to his second list and would use that as his campaign to get re-elected. And depending how bogged down in a fight with Congress trying to pass the bullet one in the first list it could all wind up being never realized promises anyway. He needs to go in kicking every nut he sees.

Wow-now Hilalry's list
1) Make it legal to delete emails/any other info after subpeona from congress
2)Make it legal to take unlimited cash from foreign governments
3)Declare war on any countries that do not pay the Foundation
4)Make it legal to lie, bribe etc to the FBI and any alw enforcement
5)Make it legal to reveal highly classified info to score a petty point.
6)Once foreign govmts pay up-make all illegal immigrants legal and give the whole hemisphere the right to vote-as long as they vote for her. Ballots for non citizens will have only one choice.

Love it all.

LOL.

Sounds like the idiots here who let words on the internet affect them personally.

Trump will show this compelling price history

http://showrealhist.com
and denounce its omission.

I hate to admit it, but I like some of those proposals. Bad Ceffer, Bad!

If it's supposed to appeal to MILLXYs, shouldn't the logo be: "Like Mom's basement, only above ground!"

Ironman says

THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;

Love it!!

Ironman says

THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities

Quite possibly, one of my favorites!

I should really check Dons schedule, since Gettysburg is not very far away from me.

Last but not least: Hang out on breitbart and wait for that faggot Milo.

B-B-But, pointing out problems with Elections is pure unadulterated unprecedented anti-American Putin-esque behavior!

(Except when Salon, Mother Jones, Alternet, Obama, Kerry, Gore, etc. bring it up).

Hmm, Podesta knew about birddogging, eh? Did he ever speak/write to Creamer and Fogel?

Trump should make this the national anthem:

www.youtube.com/embed/ZSssrirbaAE

Undecided voters at this point are overwhelmingly either abstainers or shy Trumpers.

There is no Official Kultur social stigma attached to being a Hillary voter, but there is for Trump.

www.youtube.com/embed/Hyaj-ufeotQ

This is going to happen to Bill every time he goes in public until he finally dies of AIDS.

PUSSYGRABBER HOOTERS!

They will all have gazebos with 24/24 Trumpligula tirades, where you don't have to worry about whether it's the truth, because EVERYTHING you hear is guaranteed to be a lie, obfuscation, gas lighting, misdirection, distortion, purposeful paraphrasing, finger pointing, blame shifting, malign sales pitch or outright denial.

If anything you hear is the truth, Trumpligula will sue and cover the costs of litigation.

TRUTH IS THE ENEMY OF SUCCESS!

The Four Squeezin's Resorts

Orange Lyin' Inn & Suites

Chateau de Frottage Golf Course & Spa

Bankruptcy Suites

I stumbled on an Article about Trump on the ABC news website. All of the coments top comment was deleted, but the thousand of pro Hillary replies were all there. Also the bad thread talking shit about Trump were all there. ABC refuses alternate opinions on their news topic threads. They will delete you with prejudice. That's the first Poll I wanna believe.

What a crock of shit.

FISTING U! FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!

The only disqus site I'm banned from is ABC. I can post everywhere else and never received a warning. Do they have a pro-Trump Ban Algo? No idea.

The Guardian now is SJWs all the time. Other than that it's lockstep with Neoliberalism. I haven't even seen any "Don't worry, we still have the odd article about economic unfairness, see this 1000 word quickie?"

Tenpoundbass says

ABC refuses alternate opinions on their news topic threads. They will delete you with prejudice.

I am proud to say patrick.net does not delete alternate opinions.

Got my ticket!

Yuge discount to all guests who brandish a sidearm while wearing assless chaps and yelling death to Islamistan.

Are they offering complementary radiator chains in extra petite size to the first hundred viewers?

What's a radiator chain?

I'll catch it when it comes out on 8-track...

www.youtube.com/embed/UH01FhqMdc8

rando says

What's a radiator chain?

For lashing the wimmin's to the radiator, where they belong!

Ironman says

makes you wonder?

Only if you're a dumb breitbart faggot like you.

Ironman says

Can you see a pattern??

Homo says, "Whut?"

patriotgamer148 says

nly if you're a dumb breitbart faggot like you.

Aah the party and peace and tolerance shows their true colors.

To hell with peace and tolerance. We need kick some ass and faggots don't manage. Trmps a pussy and his Milo sucking nimrod lackeys can't think for themselves, they just need a Putin to pull on himself and talk like a big man.

Bitch has more balls than richie rich pussy boy. Wanna be Putin but cries at the drop of a hat.

Fat Birther now says that people who call him a sex offender are "rigging the election" - this isn't a joke.

Opposing a Republican on issues or character is "rigging" these days. What a pussy.

Dimwits will probably still vote for her-she knows that.

We need him to get power not to bitch like a diva. He could of waltz into the whitehouse but noooo he's got to whine about his jet and his cock. He's a fucking pussy who dosn't understand how it works. So many would hav e got behind him after the primary but he fucking blew it. Is he gonna brake a nail?? Hes like the bitch that wants the parade to slow down becasue she's too special to wear the right shoes. He's getting bicth slapped by the biggest bitch around because he doesn't fucking care enough to admit how shit works. He's a cunt that sandbagged you into sniffing his butt. Your a bunch of dumbass dogs.