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APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

YesYNot says

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Moochelle's speech.

Exactly. And trump is a secret masochist. He dresses in assless chaps and Melania cracks the whip.

WOW.

JUST WOW.

Is that why he talks funny?

Judging by his facial expressions, he's always wearing some sort of pulsating butt plug, controlled remotely

rpanic01 says

That's what happens when you let the neighboring country flood a state with their poor for decades.

California also has the highest poverty rate in the US way to go liberals.

Putin caused that too

www.youtube.com/embed/QJUIzfmJvfs

Rew says

YEAH! It should just say the good stuff for you and the good stuff for me, and that's it. It doesn't have to be so complex because the world isn't, nor are relationships. It's not like anyone would need to try and define anything in for general eventualities, or put things in firm legal terms with little room for interpretation.

We can just have a gentleMANs agreement on things. No pussies.

You trust me right? :)

If someone asks you your relationship status and your reply is "it's complicated" that means you are getting screwed without any benefits. Countries should have simpler relationships. If you want to control every aspect of your partners you will have divorce and hatred. Are you willing to go to war and kill people just because others did not meet some requirement in the treaty. Like I said we still have WTO framework to use when a difference arise. If you "need" a prenup then you will definitely use it.

Observable Reality 1 : Trump Whitehouse 0
Game on.

How many are illegal?

jvolstad says

How many are illegal?

When California belonged to Mexico, the US sent a lot of illegal immigrants to CA.
Next thing you knew, they took over.

I've always been in favor of secession. No more IRS, DEA, FBI, or any of the other three letter asshole agencies. No more federal funding to support our massive welfare state(goodbye welfare babies). No more federal schools, no more standardized testing.

We have wine, weed, tons of farmland, craft beer, silicon valley, porn, movies, and TV. We'll be debt free overnight, self sufficient in years, and charge everyone UP THE ASS for our exports. Wanna get high, drunk, or beat one out? Not without a 75% SURCHARGE!!!

California needs to conquer Western Canada first, then secede. Water Forever!

Not only did Trump's Inaugural Committee insist on "an exact duplicate" of Obama's last Inaugural cake, but the cheap fucks only had one layer as real cake, specifying the rest as styrofoam - FAKE! JUST LIKE TRUMP & EVERYTHING TRUMPIGULA!!!

NuttBoxer says

I've always been in favor of secession. No more IRS, DEA, FBI, or any of the other three letter asshole agencies. No more federal funding to support our massive welfare state(goodbye welfare babies). No more federal schools, no more standardized testing.

Are you kidding? All this would be recreated in an instant by the bureaucrats in Sacramento. With new found depth in zeal and assholeness.
And yeah I'm sure Washington would give you your share of the debt - only fair.

How come naked gerbils didn't jump out of the cake?

What California always wanted to be: a pseudo liberal third world country with an economic and political aristocracy.

Secession is a state's right.

Suck it mutts

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

DID PRESIDENT FUCKFACE McCUNTFART REALLY PLAGIARIZE A CAKE?

Maybe he copied it from Michelle Obama.

Oh shit, just clicked on the article. He did.

How the hell do you cut a cake like this. It looks like it's going to fall over.

I must admit I'm surprised at the cake. I was expecting something more along the lines of this.

Another triggering opportunity fulfilled.
Trumpligula is the Master Triggerer...

Trump’s inaugural cake was commissioned to look exactly like Obama’s, baker says

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Who holds the remote control for PRESIDENT FUCKFACE McCUNTFART's butt plug?

Trumpy is always wanting to fuck somebody & when he can't,turning his BUTTPLUG on
reminds him of all those he has FUCKED.

DAMN Dan!
Caught me off guard.
I was enjoying the cake pic until I saw the skeet draining out of those lips.

HEY YOU says

I was enjoying the cake pic until I saw the skeet draining out of those lips.

What? That didn't come with the cake.

Tim Aurora says

All Hail , the Dear Leader

We just got rid of a Dear Leader who ignored popular will and did whatever he wanted and what his globalist hndlers wanted. He started several wars and caused several genocides. He made America suck again.

Now we have a servant of the people.
Suck it, Tim. Go blow a banker!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Will Trump's Demand for a Blow Job from Megyn Kelly at Gunpoint

Well, he can't grab her pussy. She might be bleeding from there.

Tim Aurora says

So why did Trump's press secretary in his first press conference lie about the crowd size

All men lie about their size.

Dan8267 says

Tim Aurora says

So why did Trump's press secretary in his first press conference lie about the crowd size

All men lie about their size.

Because my penis is so large, I tell people that it's smaller than it really is and they're still amazed.

landtof says

joeyjojojunior says

No, it's a lie. There is basically no expansion at all since 2009 even according to your graph. There is no definition under which zero is considered a "dramatic expansion"

now that's a lie - there is clearly an expansion of the federal workforce from the bush years under obama.

The expansion is 2007-2009. That was Bush's budgets. Obama didn't submit his first budget until march 2009 and it didn't go into effect until sept 30 2009.

Want to take another stab at the concept of truth?

bob2356 says

The expansion is 2007-2009. That was Bush's budgets. Obama didn't submit his first budget until march 2009 and it didn't go into effect until sept 30 2009.

Want to take another stab at the concept of truth?

you are the worst troll on this board. no link, no chart, no nothing. just a bunch of dickbaggery. at least tim aurora posted a link.

FACT: the federal workforce increased under obama.

whether or not you want to interpret spicer's comments of "recent" and "dramatic" as misleading (and intentionally misleading at that) is up to you, but it is certainly not worthy of a sensational press covering the issue (especially crowd size) while screeching "LIE!!!!!" while not even paying any attention to the race-baiting headline that had fired up spicer so much in the first place.

Tim Aurora says

Read the article. It is not from CNN but from Fox news.Ironman says

Is this really the most important issue in the country today?

Not really but then why lie.

Gahh ! Darr ! (drool) Me observe pollsters were off by more than 1% in some states, so me know that all polls by corrupt incompetent pollsters complete bullshit fake news. They paid by liberals like George Soros and unions to come up with this bullcrap data. At least 85% of the people understand that Trump is our savior !! HE MAGA ! HE MAGA!! HE MAGA !!

"See, I made history AGAIN!"

One of my favorites

www.youtube.com/embed/4qNJfVXxrQU

Les McCann & Eddie Harris, both goodies.

"Call my favorite journalist, I have him on speed-lie!"

Speaking of bass players, and since Jean-Luc Ponty was mentioned, listen to Ralphe Armstrong on the JLP record "Cosmic Messenger from 1978. Play track 1 first for some really melodic bass playing, then go to track 8 ,and at 33:50 to 35:05 there is one of the grooviest bass solos in the history of mankind. I saw this live in 1978 and will never forget. As good as on the album, the whole concert. Just incredible musicians and incredible musicality.

www.youtube.com/embed/ePMhJio8zT4

You are going to need some good speakers or headphones here. Lots of deep bass. I hope youtube does it justice, I was not able to check on my good setup.

"FACT: the federal workforce increased under obama.

whether or not you want to interpret spicer's comments of "recent" and "dramatic" as misleading (and intentionally misleading at that) is up to you, but it is certainly not worthy of a sensational press covering the issue (especially crowd size) while screeching "LIE!!!!!" while not even paying any attention to the race-baiting headline that had fired up spicer so much in the first place"

You've posted nothing to back that statement up. Your chart is too broad to tell. The only thing that can be said for sure is that there has been NO recent dramatic increase in government employees. That is a fact

You can try to spin it all you want, but it was just another example of Spicer lying. And lying about something so easily checked that you have to wonder about his motives.

landtof says

you are the worst troll on this board. no link, no chart, no nothing. just a bunch of dickbaggery. at least tim aurora posted a link.

You need a chart or link to know what the federal governments fiscal year is and when the budgets are done? Actually the more relevant question is whether or not you know that governments operate on a budget and hiring is done within that budget? It appears not.

If you are too dumb to look at the already posted chart and mentally overlay the fiscal years onto it then no amount of links or charts is going to help you. The FACT is the increase in federal employees happened in Bush's last 2 budgets.