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This situation is unmentionable but I will be brief.

When will these panty waists ever loin? This seems to be a groin problem. Personally, I don't cotten to this sort of thing and neither do my neighbors, Poly and Esther.

We need a boxer rebellion on our own soil to pull down these crotchety and strapping jocks. We would win Hanes down against these fruit of the loons.

They're a stain on society and yellow, to boot. Time for a fresh change. Let's make it a package deal and scare the short out of them. Then they'll be all washed up.

Thongs for your support.

I'd like to post more but I'm off to Long Johns, then granny's.

PS: I know there are some holes in this story.