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mikey
2010 Feb 20, 1:56am
Someone’s off their meds.
Yes, it's a hard pill too swallow when you're all bottled up and that just compounds the problem.
elliemae
2010 Feb 20, 2:15am
I'm throwing in the towel, for now. I don't mean to be a wet blanket but I'm having a sew-sew day.
mikey
2010 Feb 20, 3:07am
Even if we are cut from the same cloth, I don't cotton to your needling me on this thread. Don't be a sew and sew. You've got me in stitches already.
elliemae
2010 Feb 20, 5:32am
How's this for bad luck (and grieving children):
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20345801,00.html
I got no puns for this. Poor guy just lost his father, I'd probably still be drunk too.
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February 3, 2010 8:01 AM
If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing
has never sounded so good.
Jake and Josh Harris took it as a good sign that their father, who
suffered a stroke Friday (Jan. 29), was his usual foul-mouthed self at
the Alaska hospital where he's recovering.
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/02/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-comes-out-of-coma-cursing.html
***Holy mackeral. as cod is my witness, I thought Phil might have been
keeled by his stroke. I mean for reel. This could have been a sole
shattering incident but it looks like he's not fin-ishd yet since he
really is a smart, briny fellow with a troll sense of humor and this
in itself is quite a tail.
However, I hope I don't have this bass ackwards but if I do, it surfs
me right for trying to feed you a line. It shore would because I don't
mean to harbor any doubts about his eel-ness.
I don't want to rock the boat or make waves but something might smell
fishy here with all of the pier pressure, at least that's what my
crabby aunt Chovie believes, but I've had it up to the gills with her
attitude.
According  to his dock, Phil had been floundering and needed alot of
expert kelp to tackle his condition, which bites, but now he's getting
Betta, Â yet he could have been krilled.
I waited with baited breath for this and I believe it's the up to the
minnow news.
PS: Please forgive this post cause once and a whale I'm prawn to
overreact, being a prow fan of the show--jaws because its good and it
does serve a porpoise.
I don't want to carp but I have a feeling that Phil will be flexing
his mussels and eyeing the gulls again soon , because buoys will be
buoys, even when they're put back together with baleen wire.
Or I could be all wet.