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mikey
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2010 Feb 18, 5:02am
Is this some kind of frodo opportunity?
Personally, it's on the fly wordplay and only takes minutes. Creative narrative puntification. It elevates the lowly pun and seems to floor some folks when the puns escalate to push their buttons and it does have its ups and downs.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 18, 5:44pm
Do you guys have a pun generating program or what?
How long does it take to compose a paragraph for each or you two pun heads?
If I can't whip out an answer in 10-15 minutes, I don't do it. Mikey is the king of the puns, don't know how he does it. But I write each one independently - might get a list of words to go by (for instance, google "cooking terms" but I have too short of an attention span to work too hard at it.
It might help that I'm blonde, and there's not a whole lot else rattling around in my head.
:)
mikey
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2010 Feb 19, 12:14am
Ellis is a blonde?
Is she the hair apparent with her cutting posts? Is she trying to make waves going at this clip? She really bangs them out. Must be her conditioning. She really nails it. Will it be permanent? Is it just a curl thing she's trying to iron out? Does she expect me to dye or something? Will I be parting? Color me confused. I really don't mean to be frosty and I don't want to give her the brush off. I'll try to beehive, but shearly she can't be serious. However, I will root for her.
Well, salon for now. I gotta blow. I'm gonna go watch the Braidy bunch.
PS: There's no truth to this lousy post. It's all lice.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 19, 12:36am
Let me get this straight - your long replies Bumpit up a notch and I like your style. You're kinky sometimes - but you're suave and debon-hair with great finesse. I often comb through your posts and find that you are head & shoulders above the rest. I'm a pert little number and know that your house of brecks will come crashing down one day. You're driving a wedge between us and I no longer want to shag you, btw.
I'll call my friend Claire - clairol help me find more puns for sure.
P.S. You'll probably have to go to the clinique to get rid of the lice, but gee, your hair smells terrific.
mikey
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2010 Feb 19, 3:42pm
A hair raising post. Thanks for the heads up. I'm blown away. It cuts both ways and eclipse my post but please don't get snippety.
I'd like to thank hair majesty for hairing me out and for not being a hot head. I've always seen you as the mane attraction who's on the cutting edge. A real mane eventer who has many loyal follicles.
And you're also a fan of the Grateful Head. I assume it all goes back to your urban roots and your sleek mane frame. To put it simply, it's a shear delight. Something to dye for. You'e a real blade runner and not a chop-a-holic. You deserve a Waverunner, too, but please don't get tangled up with me. That's knot a good idea, even though I'd go to the mat for you.
Just teasing.
Gotta go now, my parsnips are ready and this alley cut is hungry. But watch for the combing attractions.
4X
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2010 Feb 19, 3:56pm
RIP Phil.
This was our favorite reality show. We have all the dvd’s.
How sad his lifestyle was killing him. His blood pressure was 170/110. Family history of blood clots. Chain smoking, drinking, caffeine. little sleep, harsh weather.
He chose this destiny.
PS: My dad caught crabs, too. At least I remember him mentioning it.
I think dose were a different kind of crabs mate....the small testicular kind heh?.......DEY TUK OUR MF'n JERBS!
mikey
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2010 Feb 20, 1:56am
Someone’s off their meds.
Yes, it's a hard pill too swallow when you're all bottled up and that just compounds the problem.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 20, 2:15am
I'm throwing in the towel, for now. I don't mean to be a wet blanket but I'm having a sew-sew day.
mikey
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2010 Feb 20, 3:07am
Even if we are cut from the same cloth, I don't cotton to your needling me on this thread. Don't be a sew and sew. You've got me in stitches already.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 20, 5:32am
How's this for bad luck (and grieving children):
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20345801,00.html
I got no puns for this. Poor guy just lost his father, I'd probably still be drunk too.
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February 3, 2010 8:01 AM
If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing
has never sounded so good.
Jake and Josh Harris took it as a good sign that their father, who
suffered a stroke Friday (Jan. 29), was his usual foul-mouthed self at
the Alaska hospital where he's recovering.
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/02/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-comes-out-of-coma-cursing.html
***Holy mackeral. as cod is my witness, I thought Phil might have been
keeled by his stroke. I mean for reel. This could have been a sole
shattering incident but it looks like he's not fin-ishd yet since he
really is a smart, briny fellow with a troll sense of humor and this
in itself is quite a tail.
However, I hope I don't have this bass ackwards but if I do, it surfs
me right for trying to feed you a line. It shore would because I don't
mean to harbor any doubts about his eel-ness.
I don't want to rock the boat or make waves but something might smell
fishy here with all of the pier pressure, at least that's what my
crabby aunt Chovie believes, but I've had it up to the gills with her
attitude.
According  to his dock, Phil had been floundering and needed alot of
expert kelp to tackle his condition, which bites, but now he's getting
Betta, Â yet he could have been krilled.
I waited with baited breath for this and I believe it's the up to the
minnow news.
PS: Please forgive this post cause once and a whale I'm prawn to
overreact, being a prow fan of the show--jaws because its good and it
does serve a porpoise.
I don't want to carp but I have a feeling that Phil will be flexing
his mussels and eyeing the gulls again soon , because buoys will be
buoys, even when they're put back together with baleen wire.
Or I could be all wet.