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I don't relish this news. Burger King is in a pickle all right and they're trying to play ketchup but can they really cut the mustard and save their buns or are they fried?
What really bothers me is that lame mascot that have: that bizarre King parading around. Sorry, he gives me a royal case of the heebie jebbies and the jimmy legs. A rubber faced apparent cross dresser is not exactly my cup of cheese.

mikey says

A rubber faced apparent cross dresser is not exactly my cup of cheese.

How come you dis all my role models?

I'm not saying that Burger King is being a drama Queen. It could be they're trying to Duke it out or they might even be Jacking us around since they've been throne for a loop with their Baron bottom line and they don't wish to get crowned.

You're being a real drag.

Why so cross?

I'm having trouble genderating jokes, here. I don't mean to deviate from the subject, but I'm sure that you can ad-dress my lack of ability to come up with burger puns. Lettuce work on this together, please.

I just bought two servers 64 bit capable, for less than 300 bucks, don't talk to me about inflation.

Tenouncetrout says

I just bought two servers 64 bit capable, for less than 300 bucks, don’t talk to me about inflation.

Yes, but did they have one slice, or two slices, of cheese on them?

Tenouncetrout says

I just bought two servers 64 bit capable, for less than 300 bucks, don’t talk to me about inflation.

Ok fine, but just think of all the BK doubles you are missing out on.

The whole BK thing is as frivolous as MD decision years ago to only put a half slice of cheese on the Mc Fish.
It recieved no media fanfare, but I'm sure Bingum the snotty faced intern that suggested it, either got a promotion or fired and his boss got the promotion.
It's just business, Yawn next.

http://www.fatcalories.com/results/rs_allthefacts.cfm?Rest3=Burger+King&SortOrder=FatCal&CatSearch=%25&SortAD=DESC&Submit=Search

they have more than cheese to change.

I hate when Corporate America gets all fat righteous and tries to put us on a low fat diet. Like they are doing us a super huge favor. While chemical content, and bio engineered content, carcinogens and the like goes up.

That gimmick ruined Taco Bell, and Mc Donald's, well they are all crap now. And I'm not talking about 1980's "Don't eat junk food it's bad for you..." kinda way either. This stuff is real bad, my stomach tells me every time I doubt it, and eat there.

"Lettuce work on this together, please."

Have it your way.

Key bit of this article:

This month, executives at Burger King reported that traffic rose during every meal except breakfast in the most recent quarter. They blamed unemployment for the falloff. McDonald's chief executive Jim Skinner has said that breakfast sales at its 14,000 U.S. restaurants were rocky in areas with high unemployment despite overall growth. Wendy's jumped into the breakfast bandwagon three years ago, only to end up scuttling its menu amid poor sales. It hopes to relaunch the menu next year.

Fast-food breakfast sales decline as fewer head to work (Washington Post)

mikey says

“Lettuce work on this together, please.”
Have it your way.

ROFLMAO. You're the king!

Falling Down: Breakfast at WhammyBurger

Thanks! I needed that!

Falling Down is a cool movie. I just bought a copy on Amazon. Thanks for the heads up, Vicente. May Allah bless all of your concubines, even the pimply ones, and may you never need to double park your best camel in town.