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Rebels are born, not made.

If you peeps want to be rebellious, you're going to have to pick up the pace.

Do the things that I like to do:

Throw spitballs at church bingo.

Get a hold of your neighbor's cat and shave it bald, then ask the owner if they've heard about the

fur virus going around. Aqua Velva after shave is an nifty option here, but don't overdo it.

Ask everyone you meet if they've seen your Preparation H.

Post ridiculous topics on forums to annoy moderators.

Carjack a funeral hearse and fill it with balloons.

This should get you started.

Should you be caught or killed, I will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck.