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So you're chickening out after roasting me, eh? Lettuce see what you're made of Mikey! Don't be a boar- head over to your keyboard, cut out the filler and show us the real meat, please. Anyway you slice it, you're toast.
My puns are the wurst of the wurst...
Mikey can be a deli ght. I konda ment to pull his leg, but he went on the lamb and won't step up to the counter.
I'll try to play ketchup. I don't want to get be--Heinz or they might Hunt's me down.
I'm game. I can bear it. After all, this might become a Kodiak moment.
I sure don't want to stew in my own juice and I don't want to polarize anyone. That would be grizzly and cheesy and definitely not kosher. Lard knows this ham doesn't want to get canned, honey.
Mayo weigh in on this? Ya'll seem to have a beef with each other, and it's kinda cheezy.
Aww, I just relish cutting up, I didn't mean to put him in a pickle. Don't be sour, it's been dill lightful!
These pickle posts are cool as a cucumber and cuke as a button. Sweet, too.
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Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed
RICHMOND, Va. Jimmy Dean, a country music legend for his smash hit about a workingman hero, "Big Bad John," and an entrepreneur known for his sausage brand, died on Sunday. He was 81.
Here's the link: (excuse pun) Â http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_jimmy_dean
***Good lard, I was sad to loin of his passing. He liked to ham it up and
hog the spotlight a bit but he was never a boar.