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Flying condoms in Paris
by mikey on 28 Jan 2010   8 comments, latest 15 years ago
News, French Fight AIDS With 120-Foot Flying Condom. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a giant flying condom!   The French have unveiled ...
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Hulk Hogan sitting pretty again
by mikey on 27 Jan 2010   10 comments, latest 15 years ago
Hogan 'ecstatic' over toilet seat triumph Sunday, January 24 2010, 10:46am EST   Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ...
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Oh, fudge
by mikey on 26 Jan 2010   2 comments, latest 15 years ago
News, Police: Woman claimed cocaine was donut. ALCOA, Tenn., Jan. 26 (UPI) -- Tennessee authorities said a woman with white powder in her mouth when she was pulled over ...
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Nip it
by mikey on 20 Jan 2010   4 comments, latest 15 years ago
Real Offbeat News, Man Bites Off Police Officer's Nipple. An off-duty Chicago police officer was allegedly bitten in the nipple so severely that he "lost a body part," according ...
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I Chihuahua
by mikey on 18 Jan 2010   2 comments, latest 15 years ago
Taco Bell founder dead at 86 RANCHO SANTA FE, Calif. – Glen W. Bell Jr., an entrepreneur best known as the founder of the Taco Bell chain, has died. ...
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Remarkable celebrity sex quotes
by mikey on 11 Jan 2010   3 comments, latest 15 years ago
“Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.”  Madonna     “Every ...
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Charlie Sheen: Fruit of the Loon?
by mikey on 6 Jan 2010   9 comments, latest 15 years ago
 Charlie Sheen Hanes ads suspendedWednesday, January 6 2010, 5:10pm ESTHanes has pulled its commercials featuring Charlie Sheen in light ofhis Christmas Day arrest.The 44-year-old was apprehended in Aspen, ...
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A new twist on the jetliner wedgie bomber
by mikey on 28 Dec 2009   4 comments, latest 15 years ago
This situation is unmentionable but I will be brief. When will these panty waists ever loin? This seems to be a groin problem. Personally, I don't cotten to this ...
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Shank you very much
by mikey on 24 Dec 2009   13 comments, latest 15 years ago
News, Man with knife in chest orders coffee. WARREN, Mich., Dec. 22 (UPI) -- Police in Michigan said a man with a 5-inch knife lodged in his chest walked ...
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Tiger Wood
by mikey on 24 Dec 2009   4 comments, latest 15 years ago
Rhino this is crazy but Kenya believe it? Tiger is a cheetah and I'm not lion. He monkeyed around and now the gorilla his dreams is teed off and ...
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Tears for beers
by mikey on 8 Sep 2009   10 comments, latest 15 years ago
WAFB: Zachary police arrested a Baker woman Monday who is accused of hiding a 12-pack of beer between her legs to steal it from a grocery store. Lisa Newsome, ...
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Pure baloney
by mikey on 10 Sep 2009   2 comments, latest 15 years ago
News, Deputy pleads guilty in jailhouse food tampering.COLUMBUS, Ohio -A former Ohio deputy accused of feeding an inmate a bologna sandwich that been rubbed against another inmate's genitals has ...
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Take a bite out of crime
by mikey on 3 Sep 2009   20 comments, latest 15 years ago
HOPE MILLS, N.C., Sept. 1 (UPI) -- Authorities in North Carolina said a pit bull used its powerful jaws to flatten the tires of a deputy's patrol car.Debbie Tanna, ...
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Puns to keep the sunny side up
by mikey on 3 Aug 2009   32 comments, latest 15 years ago
I bumped into a chick from Kentucky named Dixie who was a delight. She was a small fry so I scrambled to take her under my wing. Hey, she ...
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This is too Goofy
by mikey on 11 Aug 2009   1 comment, latest 15 years ago
Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney(AP) – 10 hours agoORLANDO, Fla. — A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume ...
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Why climb a pun? Bearclaws it's there.
by mikey on 3 Aug 2009   1 comment, latest 15 years ago
I had a glazed look on my face when I first saw her at the donut shop. I do eclair she had the sweetest buns. It dozen make sense ...
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You Walrus Hurt The One You Love
by mikey on 29 Jul 2009   7 comments, latest 15 years ago
  (CNN) -- New research suggests that crabs not only suffer pain but that they retain a memory of it. The study, which was carried out by Professor Bob ...
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Taco Bell dog "Gidget" dead at 15
by mikey on 23 Jul 2009   1 comment, latest 15 years ago
This should be the taco of the town. Gidget is now unleashed and can flea to pup heaven. She did her duty and has now shed this world. As ...
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This brat is the wurst
by mikey on 18 Jul 2009   11 comments, latest 15 years ago
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. homeFri Jul 17, 9:01 pm http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200 diggity dog. I don't relish saying it but I must be frank. This driver can't cut the ...
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Karl Malden dead at 97
by mikey on 1 Jul 2009   3 comments, latest 15 years ago
Cause of death has yet to be disclosed.
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Madoff gets 150 years
by mikey on 30 Jun 2009   2 comments, latest 16 years ago
He's lucky. He could have got life.
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Cancer and emotions
by mikey on 27 Jun 2009   Posted 16 years ago
In China, one published study (7) involving a huge population (750,000 people in Beijing) attempted to find out if psycho-social factors contributed to the incidence of primary lung cancer. ...
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Orange you glad you read this?
by mikey on 27 Jun 2009   Posted 16 years ago
News, Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos.SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos.The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and ...
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Free energy from gravity?
by mikey on 26 Jun 2009   Posted 16 years ago
Roy Masters Explodes the Big BangJune 24, 2009Grants Pass, OR — Roy Masters has an alternative theory that blows Big Bang apart.Masters is a veteran broadcaster and writer who’s ...
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This spud has eyes for you
by mikey on 25 Jun 2009   3 comments, latest 16 years ago
Woman pleads no contest in chips-for-sex caseWednesday, June 24, 2009OKLAHOMA CITY - A woman has been fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution chargesafter she was accused of ...
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I don't want this topic to flop
by mikey on 25 Jun 2009   2 comments, latest 16 years ago
News, 334 bunnies found in woman’s yard, cops say.RIO RANCHO, N.M. - A New Mexico woman with an affinity for rabbits has run afoul of the law after her ...
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Auto Un-erotic
by mikey on 24 Jun 2009   4 comments, latest 16 years ago
Italy got Chrysler and I'm Fiat to be tied. China got Hummer because of the chink in our armor. India got Jaguar cause we let the cat out of ...
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The Dog Whisperer: Threat or menace?
by mikey on 14 Jun 2009   36 comments, latest 16 years ago
According to the news peppers, Caesar Milan is an admitted immigration law breaker who brazenly  sneaked across our southern border many years ago and who has only just ...
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BUSTED!
by mikey on 24 Jun 2009   1 comment, latest 16 years ago
Woman pleads guilty in drunken breast-feeding caseWednesday, June 24, 2009GRAND FORKS, N.D. - A North Dakota woman accused of breast-feeding her 6-week-old baby while drunk has pleaded guilty to ...
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Adam and Eve Redux
by mikey on 21 Jun 2009   1 comment, latest 16 years ago
One vine day, Adam thought Eve was a tomato and was tempted by her pear, then Eve became tempted by Adam's banana since she knew something was bound to ...
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Actor Stephen Baldwin in foreclosure
by mikey on 12 Jun 2009   2 comments, latest 16 years ago
Stephen Baldwin's foreclosed home to be auctioned   6 hours ago  NEW YORK (AP) — Actor Stephen Baldwin's foreclosed home in the suburbs north of New York ...
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