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I seldom post comments here, or anywhere else for that matter. I preffer to read the comments left by people that know more about finance and economics than I do. But watching the events unfold over the last few weeks has got me so pissed off that I realy need to vent. I'm an aircraft mechanic, not a financial guy, but when my wife and I went looking for our first house back in 2005 I knew right away that something was seriously wrong with home prices. That led me to an internet search of the term "housing bubble" which in turn led me to this site. Patrick laid it all out in plain english so that anyone that bothered to read could understand where we were and where we were headed with home prices. And how many times have I read discussions on this very blog, of the potential economic fallout that a major price correction would cause? Since that has been a favorite topic for many posters here over the years I'm sure it's a significant number. And still we have to listen to these f@#ing financial geniuses on Wall Street, CNBC and Capitol Hill whine and complain that nobody saw this coming so therefore we need a bailout. Bull shit!

My wife and I have been living in our tiny little inexpensive Burbank apartment for years, trying to save a down payment for a house. We don't buy expensive toys, we don't blow our money on cruises or expensive vacations and our cars are old and paid for. And now that prices are starting to come down, my own damn government is doing everything they can to prop them back up and keep me shut out. It seems that the goal is not affordable houses but rather affordable mortgages. That way we can all be debt slaves for the rest of our lives. Well no f@#ing thank you! I'll pass!

As a corporate aircraft mechanic I am well aware that a major stock market correction could mean unemployment for me, but I say bring it on! Thanks to Patrick's advice I've now got more that two years of after tax pay saved up. I'll be just fine!

In one of my CNBC inspired moments of anger I put this together. It was born out of frustration but I hope you find some humor in it. And I apologize in advance if it sucks.

Bend Over Ben the Bankers Bitch

Bend over Ben the bankers bitch
The lying scheming sack of shit
His banker friends just keep on winning
As Ben Bernanke does their bidding
They took the risks but won’t get burned
For recently we have all learned
Bend over Ben will save the day
And make hard working people pay
Save the markets, screw the people
And we all take it, we’re just sheeple

The talking heads on CNBC
Don’t give a damn about you and me
No interest rate can be to low
If it saves their stock portfolios.
And of this group there’s no one lamer
Than the loud mouth foolish clown, Jim Cramer!
Crying out for Ben to cut rates now!
Do it quick! Save the DOW!
Screw the lowly peasant saver!
Wake up Ben! We need this favor!

What happened to the good old days
When people worked to earn their pay?
Too many now have built their dreams
On get rich quick financial schemes
And Wall Street is the worst of these
They’re all infected with this disease
The time has come for all to shout
We don’t want your damn bail out!
The cure demands financial pain
Or they’ll just do it all again!

Why not let the bastards fail!
Let them cry and weep and wail!
As they finally go down to defeat
And pay the price for their deceit
Banks must fail and heads must roll
Before we’ll ever be made whole.
Instead the talking heads come out
And speak from both sides of their mouth
They feign concern for you and me
As they pine for lost home equity,
And desperately seeking reelection
Demand more government intervention

We call for justice to no avail
None of these crooks will go to jail
And thus we march towards our demise
But still it could be otherwise
If our nation had some honest leaders
Instead of gutless bloodsucking bottom feeders

Dave, you kick ass. Well said. I feel your emotion.

TOB, I'm taking some classes right now and your right-the girls do look like porn stars. :) Also, I feel very comfortable saying that 50% of the kids are just f-ing off and hookin' up. Yesterday was the last day to withdraw without a "W" on your transcript and today I swear the student body was down by a third. It's so sad. However, the ones that are going to be something someday stand out like a sore thumb. These kids will eat their young. I do have some hope for the future.

USMint.gov is selling 1oz American Eagle Proof and uncirculated gold coins for $1200.

Gold is a little over $900, but how can I buy American Eagles near spot price and how do I know it's real? I live on the SF peninsula.

I invested in GLD about 1.5 years ago but I want physical gold.

I think it's time for a repost of good ol' Warren Buffet's advice on trade deficits and IOUs to foreign countries (a.k.a. Treasury bonds). Much like binging on credit, importing more than you export is a downwards spiral. Once you pass a certain point, you push into positive feedback and the problem just runs away from you. Eventually foreigners end up owning your productive assets. Is that really what we want?

http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/growing.pdf

Dunno about Obama, but Fiorina + McCain is certainly toxic.

You judge people by association. At least Obama gets Volcker's endorsement, and McCain recruited a proven public failure. I don't think this country is really up for another experiment.

Nothing against McCain and I think he has done a lot for this country, but people of his judgment (reflected by his association) and his AGE belong to a retirement home, not the white house.

jonintc,

bars have much lower fabrication cost than coins.

To be honest, I have always wanted McCain to be the next Hoover. Too bad that he picked Fiorina so we may end up with the next Hitler.

For pure spine-tingling terror, even Hillary herself has nothing on Carli Fiorna. I say that knowing a lot of ex-HP folks who still have friends within HP. And having owned Lucent stock, I know all about her idiotic strategies with vendor-financed credit. She should be permanently banned from managing anything larger than a convinience store.

In my paranoid nightmare, the financial meltdown was planned by international central bankers and the ultimate goal is the economic rape and enslavement of America. In this nightmare, Bernanke and Paulson got their marching orders from the true owners of our (non)Federal Reserve. Their names are not found in the public lexicon. They live in places like Frankfurt and London. Paulson is merely the messenger, who delivers the message from the cabal to key members of Congress. Their orders? Make a pretense of debate, then pass the bill. Can you find any real debate on the bailout on any major network? Why are ALL the media working overtime telling me Paulson's plan is the only choice? The media treatment alone is suspicious. Not that I'm paranoid or anything.

Investment banks are pretty useless in the United States anyway, since the dollar and Sarbanes-Oxley have pretty much transferred the crown of the capitol of capital to London anyway. Is that what you mean by paranoid?

Here is my letter sent to all representatives in various formats:

Honorable ...,

PLEASE - TELL THE BANKERS ENOUGH!!!! NO MORE STEALING FROM THE AMERICAN CITIZENRY / TAXPAYER. ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!! NO MORE BAILOUTS FOR THE BANKSTERS. PLEASE!!!!!

Help us - stop this madness. Is congress really going to give almost $1,000,000,000,000.00 uncontrolled to the people that caused this economic collapse??????

Please, please I beg for you to defend the Republic. This is the same Republic I pledged elegance to through my school years. The same Republic that so many veterans have died and sacrificed for over the centuries. Please do not let them take it all away. Enough!!!

Respectfully yours,

@ Unalloyed,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_commision
(isn't that the symbol for recycling started in the 70's on the right side of the page?) hmmm!

or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothchilds

Moderation for 2 links or is it what they linked to?

The problem with being a NWO illuminati is that you end up with a lot of free time, and eventually you get addicted to blogging. Or did something else happen to Casey Serin...

:o

For the paranoid poster...

Back before this started, I remember hearing a snippet of an interview in which a man in a financial policymaking role explained that housing was too affordable, and that we should not have let it get so easy to buy a house, food, etc. It was a weird little interview, and I cannot place who it was being interviewed--I would not have recognized the name at the time. It stood out, though, because it was a weird thing to say. That's when I started to pay attention.

George W. Bush,

Fire Paulson and Bernanke. All will be forgiven.

This is your final chance to do something about your legacy. Otherwise you will end your term as the biggest goat-felching idiot who became president of the united states of america. In the year 2400 A.D., people will still remember you as the goddam mutherfucker who fucked up the world 300 years ago.

I can't even bear to watch the fuckin' hearing on CNBC, that fuckin' Paulson is so arrogant, it's not even funny, his answers basically all starts with "you don't understand...".

The problem, Paulson, is that we DO understand, this time. And the democrats are finally showing some backbone and demanding the appropriate changes to the bailout bill.

Has anyone noticed the body- and positional language of Bernanke? You can see everywhere he goes that he is distancing himself from Paulson, Bush and Cox. It could not be more clear if he was holding his nose.

The Paulson bastard is trying to overtake Grrenspan as the most hated person on financial blogs. I almost like Bernanke at this point.

Paulson is stealing money from us at a gun point with a scornful attitude of doing us a favor.

Why don't they just give f*cking 100K-500K loan at 0% with no payments for next 10 years to every mortgage holder ? I might vote for that kind of bailout than this arrogant mother of all money grabbing schemes ?

The housing ponzi scheme was bigger than dot com mania. This Paulson plan has the potential to be even more damaging than the bubble that preceded it. Talk about cure being worse than the decease.

There are a great many sites that are now much more relvant to this one.

Mish.
Krugman and his blog.
C-Span and the actual debate.

This is THE item that will define most of your economic life. Wake up and do something. Write you reps. Call them. Do not sleep through this.

That $700b is just a start - and it will not solve the problem. The debasing of our currency as at the end of Paulson's rode.

I swear that by putting the taxpayer behind the bond-holder he is favoring Chinese banks over US tax-payers. Look, stocks AND BONDS imply risk. People believed the crap Godman Sachs was telling and they bought the bonds. The accepted risk. Now, break up GS, and only make bond-holders whole to the point of the real worth of the company.

In its place, use the many healthy banks that will survive.

As for housing. Cramer - noting the massive money coming its way from Congress - stated it looks pretty good to jump in now.

You make the call. If the bailout will work - buy RE.

If you think we will not have the bail-out OR it will not work - avoid RE like the plague.

2 more years will tell the tale. At that time we will know if we will have only gone down 30% or if we will going the way of the Great Depression. 30% unemployment and 90% loss of value of stocks.

You decide.

There is a intelligent community which is ancient and has been dealing with control of money for ages. They deal with lending and making money out of money and not actually producing anything.They have been asking for de-regulation of money control for thousands of years (just like a thug might want de-patroling by cops at night).
They created a bubble in germany and faced dire consequences. Now they are doing the same thing in USA. I hope there is no Mad man in US who gets too pissed off at them.
I request them to start doing other bussinesses and not repeat history.
Check the names of big guys in most of the wall street investment banks, comercial banks, FED ..etc . There is a reason they have been forced out of every place on earth. its not an accident. I hope they get out of this dirty money control bussiness and get in to things like farmng to save thier community.I don't blame them,I blame the dirty money control business. its better we have some diverse group doing that dirty job to avoid backlash.

TOB,

It just struck me what the real meaning of the word "liquidity" is:

Liquidity == the ability to sell or pawn an asset at face value, even if the underlying (market) value is less.

Great article in the Asia Times. even they see the writing on the wall. I have never thought about leaving this country, but now I am seriously considering it. I'll go somewhere where wise decision making and smart saving/spending is rewarded, not pissed on.

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/JI24Dj03.html

I think Alan greenspan , Ben "Shalom" Bernanke ..etc should gracefully go back to israel or start farming . Somebody else needs to pick up money control.

Old habits die hard especially when its done for generations.

TOB : you might want to join them too.

TOB - chill man. If you criticize, criticize based on facts not insults. I personally am a big fan of East Indians. Most that I know are decent people - family loving, hard working, help-thy-neighbour types. In any case, that shouldn't matter either - people should be valued who they are, not where luck had them born.

TOB - btw loved the spin on the nigerian bank spam. Soooo appropriate!

TOB : why don't you fuc*ing go back to your holy land? or do you need some other arrangement ? Everybody knows you and your community's history. You have been kicked out of every corner of the planet for a "reason". Doing nothing productive and acting like a genius.

Why the heck you keep blogging 24/7. Do you have a Psychological disorder ? do you think you are in control of the world and making policy decision sitting in your underwear in your small rundown apartment.
Get out of your small world , meet people and live a real life !
or get some help from a doctor. I was amazed when i searched and found that you rant almost the whole day. something is wrong dude.

BTW, don't connect me to east indian's. i don't give a F*ck about them.

THEY WANT MAMA TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER! Rep Kapture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbD62gNi9WE

A bit off topic, but politics is getting involved in this mess.

Integrity is the biggest reason I will never vote for McCain. I thought I had decided to not vote for Obama because of my 2nd Amendment support.

After reading many things on the internet about the crap going down, I may change my mind and vote against McCain. I am tired of people not having to answer for their actions. I am tired of the "dog ate my homework" attitude of our leaders.

McCain was part of the Keating 5. Lack of integrity caused him to get involved in this. Even if he did not "mean to" , I hold him accountable because he did not choose his buddies better. If someone joined a gang and drove a getaway car from the scene of a murder/robbery, they would be charged with murder. The fact that they choose the $hit of the earth as friends is their fault. Why should it be any different for our leaders who should be held to higher standards?

McCain violated his oath of office to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic several times. He should know the oath well because he had to make it as an officer and a senator! I have no faith in a man who can abdicate the consitutional authority of Congress to declare war (Article 1 section 8) to the president. Ignorance is no excuse, he saw Vietnam firsthand!

darn replace :) with 8. )

@ IR

I loved that video. I live in NW Ohio and she is my representative. I gave her office a call today in opposition to the bailout and was told she shared my views.

Despite our differences in views on the 2nd Amendment, I think I will now always vote for her. My GOD, hell is freezing over!

There is a small glimmer of hope that this ludicrous bailout plan will face significant hurdles. For a change the congress is showing that they have some backbone. We can only imagine what behind-the-scene deals get struck and whose son-in-law gets to become the "smart asset manager" on Paulson's team to purchase the sh1t from the banks.

But at least some in media are calling at as they see it.

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/23/good-ideas-and-lies/

“Real estate, gold, Persian rugs and Ming vases always increase in value”...???

Economist John Tuccillo, president of JTA Associates and former chief economist for the National Association of REALTORS®, told the packed crowd in the closing session of the IAR [Illinois Association of Realtors] Convention that the housing market is ahead of the rest of the economy.

Here's the link:
http://illinoisrealtor.wordpress.com/2008/09/19/housing-at-bottom-recovery-slowed-by-financial-turmoil/

As a former proud Republican it is embarrassing to have nothing to refute what any other time would be an outrageous statement. I've never considered this administration to be truly Republican, but then again, a lot of true Republicans that I know are now registered independent. So I'm thoroughly confused but so apathetic that I don't even care about the labels anymore.

FWIW, does anyone here have a counter-proposal to the Paulson Plan. Myself, I'm content to let them continue to "bury the bodies" at the Fed. At least there is the pretense that the toxic junk is not owned by "we the people" (just swapped out through the TSLF on 28 day terms). The only problem (which is probably why the Paulson Plan came about) is that the Fed is getting low on Treasuries (see the recent $50B "injection" by the Treasury).

I think the counter-proposal is rather easy.

First of all, $700B is a drop in the toxic waste bucket, and mark my words here, this is just the start of what they plan to grab. They can't possibly shock you with a $7T bill can you?

The total value of derivatives outstanding is pass a quadrillion (shit I lost count of the number of 0s), JUST JP Morgan alone has an outstanding CDO/CDS of $90T, there's a table of all the banks and their outstanding derivative exposure, I will post after I find it again.

So the point is, $700B is useless. They don't come ask for $700B, they just want to paper over this for the time being but the quadrillion stinking shit is a time bomb waiting to explode. Of course not the entire exposure if worthless, but you can pretty much assume 50% writeoff if you insist upon your unwavering optimism.

In summary, if we are going to do any sort of bailout that is remotely meaningful to the world economy, we are looking at $70T upwards, 100x of what is asked for.

Now, I am not entirely opposed to printing, I think certain printing could be very good for the society. If I were to spend at least $5K per head, I would spend it first on infrastructure to build railways or roads or whatever public transportation to prepare the US for oil shock. Let the finance people go bankrupt, the government only allows a fixed withdrawl of your 401K, Roth or pension every year but guarantees the face value. That alleviates lots of the pain, and why do the old folks need so much money anyway.

If you are going to drop $5-10K at first shot into the system, don't drop it on Wall Street and let it trickle down to Main Street, it won't. Drop it straight on Main Street. The derivatives? Let them explode? Who cares? This is really a conceptual block, derivatives make up the monetary claim on the real asset, but if they explode, the real asset pricing will adjust to reflect that. Who cares if a few bankers go starving, let them be.

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/08/us-bank-derivat.html

I saw the original document on a FDIC bank monitor document, but somehow couldn't find it. If someone can find the original document, please kindly post it so that I can keep record.

When I first saw the banks' exposure, I was thinking that there was a misprint of unit, it must have been 000s instead of millions.

So tell me how is $700B going to do ANYTHING, anything at all?

TOB,

Makes you wonder if we will ever have a "Federal Reserve Day" similar to July 14, 1789 ! I plenty of hard currencies like 62 and 125 grain cupernickle jacketed peices of lead. I will have no problem giving them all away one by one to the banksters.

*I have

TOB,

I meant no offense to you. I did use some strong language in my last post as a reply from you about looting in the streets. I want my government back. The neocon crap and stealth overlords are not part of my govenrment. My government was started on September 17, 1787 with the ratification of the United States Constitution. Thomas Jefferson is my national hero.

I could not care less about the problems on the ground across America. That will be resolved quickly and without the courts. My fear is that the criminals in NY will have a chance to make a run out of the country with their stolen loot. I don't want to allow this to occur. I want them to go to a criminal trial for what they did.