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CA homes are old and ugly and overpriced.


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2012 May 10, 3:36am   24,550 views  56 comments

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Say you buy a 500,000 home and decide you need a change and want to move somewhere new? YOU CAN'T RENT IT FOR $6,000 A MONTH. So now you put yourself in your own little old decaying 1200 square foot jail. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOST THE LOTTERY. leave rants below.

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1   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 3:42am  

Elephants are everywhere?

2   generallyfd   2012 May 10, 3:58am  

I don't mind renting a home in San Jose, but there are very few I'd want to buy for the price they're asking. There's not much pride of ownership in a 50 year old shoebox.

3   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:01am  

And just wait till the plumbling to the street goes, that's starting about $15,000 in repair for the owner. The street plumbing is old and has been causing a lot of owners financial grief. 2 of my neighbors both got hit for it.

4   freak80   2012 May 10, 4:03am  

When I was in CA last year I was thinking the same thing: ugly ugly ugly and in bad condition.

I saw some nice places in Beverly Hills though...

6   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:08am  

Why would you need to rent it for $6000?

7   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:15am  

Well, maybe 4800 to 5000 would pay the tab. But you still wouldn't get someone to pay that. You would need to pay PITI, HOA, REPAIRS, HIGHER TAXES FOR A NON OWNER OCCUPIED PROPERTY. Without getting enough rent to cover costs, you are stuck with the difference. That means you may be unable to afford a move.

8   CL   2012 May 10, 4:18am  

Well, they will appreciate and rapidly, which will quickly elimnate any concerns you may have for finances.

You're welcome!

9   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:19am  

KILLERJANE says

Well, maybe 4800 to 5000 would pay the tab. But you still wouldn't get someone to pay that. You would need to pay PITI, HOA, REPAIRS, HIGHER TAXES FOR A NON OWNER OCCUPIED PROPERTY. Without getting enough rent to cover costs, you are stuck with the difference. That means you may be unable to afford a move.

Really? The mortgage would be a little over $2000. There's a lot of difference between that and $5000.

10   RentingForHalfTheCost   2012 May 10, 4:22am  

Bigsby says

Really? The mortgage would be a little over $2000. There's a lot of difference between that and $5000.

Bigsby to the rescue. All problems solved. 500K loan for 2k/mth all costs included. Awesome! Where do I sign?

11   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:23am  

Go for it, buy one, enjoy your freedom?

12   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:23am  

RentingForHalfTheCost says

Bigsby says

Really? The mortgage would be a little over $2000. There's a lot of difference between that and $5000.

Bigsby to the rescue. All problems solved. 500K loan for 2k/mth all costs included. Awesome! Where do I sign?

Oh good grief, what a surprise. Did I say all costs were included? Is reading really that difficult for you?

13   RentingForHalfTheCost   2012 May 10, 4:24am  

CL says

Well, they will appreciate and rapidly, which will quickly elimnate any concerns you may have for finances.

You're welcome!

Thanks for laugh. Hahahahahahaha The only appreciation ahead is to just appreciate life and forget about your house as a wealth machine. The smart money already left.

14   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:25am  

You still won't get enough rent to pay costs after increased taxes and insurance and repairs, you won't.

15   freak80   2012 May 10, 4:26am  

RentingForHalfTheCost says

forget about your house as a wealth machine.

Whoa whoa whoa...

I was told that my house was a magical machine that spewed free money at me daily...you're saying that's not true???

16   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:27am  

KILLERJANE says

Go for it, buy one, enjoy your freedom?

Thinking saying and doing need to line up.

I already own. That doesn't mean other people should buy now. It's entirely dependent on your situation. But that still has nothing to do with needing $6000 rent for a $500,000 property. You don't.

17   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:33am  

Say your mortgage really was 2000.00 if you could get one.
Insurance 2000/year
Taxes 6500/year
Maintenance 1500
HOA?

Totals
24000
+6500 Does tax rate increase for rental property in CA?
+1500
+2000
=34,000
Divided by 11 months rent is 3090per month need minimum for that crappy old home. But go ahead try to get a mortgage?

18   BoomAndBustCycle   2012 May 10, 4:33am  

KILLERJANE says

Say you buy a 500,000 home and decide you need a change and want to move somewhere new? YOU CAN'T RENT IT FOR $6,000 A MONTH. So now you put yourself in your own little old decaying 1200 square foot jail. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOST THE LOTTERY. leave rants below.

Can't you get a sewer line RIDER for your homeowners insurance... I can't imagine it costing that much. I'm going to look into it for my home... My insurance currently is mid-$600 for the YEAR... I can afford a little more for a sewer line rider

We don't have any trees in our front lawn.. and the sewer line inspection came up clean with no root problems....

19   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:34am  

Then get a rent 3200 for your old box.

20   CL   2012 May 10, 4:34am  

RentingForHalfTheCost says

Thanks for laugh. Hahahahahahaha The only appreciation ahead is to just appreciate life and forget about your house as a wealth machine. The smart money already left.

But, here's my angle. We've had depressed wages for decades and that can't go on forever. So, once everyone starts doubling their salaries, we'll all be laughing at how we used to think these prices were high.

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

21   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:36am  

I didn't say you needed to rent it for $2,000. You said you needed to rent it for $6,000. $6,000*12=$72,000

22   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:42am  

Ok, the point is you won't won't get enough. I'll give up a little on the $6000. But not everyone has a 2000 monthly note, some are much more. Depends on the details of when you bought and the like.

The point is the same. House prison. Your stuck with the responsibility and not enough rent to cover the reality of it all.

23   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:45am  

Boomandbust, get the insurance if you can. If your streets were as old as mine, 1920's. The plumbling there in the street is almost expired or is expired. This is a chain reaction to your pipes. Do your research and hide your wallet.

24   Bigsby   2012 May 10, 4:46am  

KILLERJANE says

Ok, the point is you won't won't get enough. I'll give up a little on the $6000. But not everyone has a 2000 monthly note, some are much more. Depends on the details of when you bought and the like.

The point is the same. House prison. Your stuck with the responsibility and not enough rent to cover the reality of it all.

Thinking saying and doing need to line up.

So then you don't buy that property if you want to generate income.

25   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 4:50am  

Don't buy that property if you do the real numbers, not the glossy eyed " I am all grown up and buying a house" numbers. First time buyers don't always see it. Property tax bill will make you cry.

I Based the 6000 on the 1 percent rule for buying and added wiggle room.

26   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:01am  

His yard must be surrounded by shrubs, tell him to get a half dozen yard pussy cats from the pound. We had rats. At sunset and beyond rats would troll the yard, not timid of us. We had 2 dogs, when the both kicked it at 11 and 17 years, wild hungry pussy cats moved in. Then no mo rats.

27   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2012 May 10, 5:05am  

Since OP states Burbank, I'll play along.

This is very typical of Burbank:

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Burbank/412-Cambridge-Dr-91504/home/5353417

3/2, nice location, very good schools through high school.

$545K. Very nice home and lot, not modernized, but clean and turnkey.

This rental is right nearby(within a few blocks and similiarly located near Glenoaks which is a below average major street in terms of traffic) and has just about the same specs. I will note that it is modernized inside, but from the outside it is less aesthetically pleasing than the sold home:

http://www.trulia.com/homes/California/Burbank/sold/258877-406-E-Fairmount-Rd-Burbank-CA-91501

It's landlord is seeking $2850/mo in rent:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/apa/2990041340.html

So you tell me which pans out:

$545K mortgage, or $2850 rent.

FWIW, the plumbing really is an issue in SFV. The Northridge quake cracked the pipes originally installed on most homes in SFV, which were clay or something. There are trees ALL OVER the SFR areas of SFV. So tree roots have penetrated these cracks. The issue does not exist with PVC, but since most SFV homes were built prior to 1965 or thereabouts, most had the clay pipes. Needless to say, after the shower backing up with poop, most people get tired of it and fork over the $10K plus to have their pipes dug up and replaced.

28   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:15am  

I pay 1975 for nice apt with resort style pool, have kids need pool to de energize them. The house above is old and yes the pictures are nice but the house is staged. It is not worth it. 2850, seems painful to me. Buying it not practical.

If you buy a property and can rent it out and cover ALL your costs and will know it will appreciate, then it is ok. Even if you don't at first conceive wanting to rent it out, people get bored and situations change.

29   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:19am  

For a half million dollars you can buy properties in a few areas in US FOR AROUND 50,000 each. You can net 4-500 on each.

9 properties plus initial repair to ready for rent is 500,000.

Net rent for nine would be around 3500-4500.

Take that income and live wherever. It's a better deal than an ugly old fixer in CA.

30   zesta   2012 May 10, 5:22am  

dodgerfanjohn says

$545K mortgage, or $2850 rent.

Good example. It's close, but I think if the buyer was staying for 6+ years, it would be a buy in my book.

31   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:23am  

Oh, if you get financing according to bigsby subtract 2000 from net income for 30 years and you profit between 1500 and 2500. Properties found at tht price ten years old or newer will go up in value.

32   freak80   2012 May 10, 5:29am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

House is, of course, a million+ stucco box and he's combating fucking rats for the honor of paying the taxes and note on it.
The place is, every time I've visited, spotless except for books and music that piles up. Kitchen gleams. Still, he faced hoards of rats.

Sounds like an opportunity for target practice!

33   zzyzzx   2012 May 10, 5:29am  

If they are really that ugly, post pics.

34   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:32am  

Don't need to. Take a walk outside. Old houses are extremely difficult to maintain. Yes they will take an earthquake better, but that's the downside because rebuilding them would make them more livable.

35   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2012 May 10, 5:33am  

FWIW, I think the owner is wishing a bit high on the rent. $2600-2700 seems much more likely based on rents I've seen in the area, which makes it a fairly clear rent IMO.

I agree Zesta that its fairly close at the moment. The time factor is a major one. Unfortunately I believe that most people currently purchasing a home in LA County are doing so in believe that homes will rise in price sooner rather than later.

36   zzyzzx   2012 May 10, 5:35am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

Get this. I know one guy who lives in Menlo and last year he spent a big chunk of his evenings after work laying down and picking up rat traps.

House is, of course, a million+ stucco box and he's combating fucking rats for the honor of paying the taxes and note on it.

I have an easy, cost effective solution for the rat problem:

This one even looks like one of my cats:

37   freak80   2012 May 10, 5:36am  

zzyzzx says

If they are really that ugly, post pics.

Remember those "We Buy Ugly Houses" ads?

38   🎂 KILLERJANE   2012 May 10, 5:42am  

Yes. To appeal to the masses.

39   bubblesitter   2012 May 10, 6:30am  

KILLERJANE says

So now you put yourself in your own little old decaying 1200 square foot jail.

THIS. Buy it and the trap is set cuz there are absolutely no move up opportunities right now. If you need to buy make sure you run the math and see if makes sense to to live there for like 15-20 years. Seriously.

40   bmwman91   2012 May 10, 6:54am  

wthrfrk80 says

Sounds like an opportunity for target practice!

LOL! I can't even imagine the uproar that would occur if someone discharged any sort of firearm in Menlo Park! And to shoot "poor innocent creatures" none the less! I bet that those rats are on some peninsula concerned citizens group's "endangered & special" list.

Hell, good luck firing a BB gun in that area! An adult would go to jail, and a kid would end up in 5 years of "therapy" to figure out why he wanted to shoot things.

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