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Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated


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2016 Mar 26, 10:58am   19,309 views  56 comments

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Why, you might be asking? Because the republican establishment says that Trump isn't "presidential." The new avatar will symbolize that even the educated, (usually) prim and proper mom of two is embracing the idea that the old rules have to go.

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41   Ceffer   2016 Mar 29, 10:46am  

You can always Photoshop the logos du jour.

That would be easier to place, edit, and more artistic than temporary tattoo desecration without all the mess.

Trump's face belongs in another anatomic location that won't be the subject of the avatar, maybe "avatars we would wish for."

42   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Mar 29, 11:26am  

Ironman, impotence, senility, and repeating yourself are early warning signs for heart problems. Stents and bypasses are in your future.

43   Ceffer   2016 Mar 29, 11:32am  

Now, let's not have rumbles while discussing the sacred subject of tits.

44   Rew   2016 Apr 5, 2:16pm  

That super rare commodity of boobs online looks more out of reach today than ever for the patnet crew.

7 in 10 women have an unfavorable impression of Trump and he has slid nationally to an all time record low of 65% unfavorable rating in general. Trump is showing Obama how it's really done in the ratings department.

But, Trump is hitting back. Boom. He is going back to that solid rallying cry: we're gonna build a WALL! Unfortunately, enemies on all sides are pointing out just how bat-sh*t crazy the new proposal of cutting off remittances to make Mexico pay for said wall, is. Trump isn't just being called un-presidential now, they are calling him utterly clueless, and using some big-big words, his supporters probably don't really understand, to do it.

Yes. Unfortunately, I'm much more sure today that turtledove won't have her empowerment moment, or whatever this is supposed to be about.

Wait, what? Did someone say boobs?

45   anonymous   2016 Apr 5, 2:41pm  

She's obviously a Clinton voter

LOSER!

46   Ceffer   2016 Apr 5, 2:59pm  

Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.

47   turtledove   2016 Apr 6, 8:22pm  

Ceffer says

Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.

The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.

48   Patrick   2016 Apr 6, 8:37pm  

when is the california republican primary?

49   Y   2016 Apr 6, 11:20pm  

Which is why, in a final moment of surging hormones and rampant pity, you will broadcast the pulitzer twotitszer prize....because..well...in libbyland, everyone's a winner!

turtledove says

There's a lot at stake.

50   Ceffer   2016 Apr 6, 11:39pm  

turtledove says

The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.

If you were an amputee, you definitely would bring in the fetish vote.

51   CL   2016 Apr 7, 5:57am  

turtledove says

So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).

And.... save to camera roll. That'll come in handy! ;)

52   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 7, 7:07am  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

turtledove says

My naked feet.

Freckled?

One lone rouge black hair on her big toe.

53   Ceffer   2016 Apr 7, 9:15am  

Hairy toes. Now there's an incentive to get Trump in.

Who wants to see a hobbit foot avatar.

54   turtledove   2016 Apr 7, 10:24am  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Freckled?

Nah. Just the typical long, bony feet you'd expect on a person of my body-type. Feet modeling was never in the cards for me. The toes are hairless, however.

55   ChapulinColorado   2016 May 4, 9:18pm  

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

Let's just hope you don't set a trend....

Rosie O'Donnell may bare her testicles if Hitlery is nominated.... yuk!

56   CL   2016 May 11, 5:55am  

It's almost time to revisit this.

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