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JodyChunder says

Rin says

Deep Purple

Ugh. I prefer Captain Beyond.

Iron Maiden

New Renter says

JodyChunder says

Rin says

Deep Purple

Ugh. I prefer Captain Beyond.

Iron Maiden

Sorry guys, but Deep Purple's late great Jon Lord and Richie Blackmore are the founding fathers of the art form.

It's a great test for screening the people that you can take advantage of.

Rin says

New Renter says

JodyChunder says

Rin says

Deep Purple

Ugh. I prefer Captain Beyond.

Iron Maiden

Sorry guys, but Deep Purple's late great Jon Lord and Richie Blackmore are the founding fathers of the art form.

Sorry friend but Jon Lord and Richie Blackmore awesome as they were cannot compare to the genius of Bruce Dickinson!

More Cowbell Damnit!

Maybe I'm crazy, but my Paranoia of taking an online personality profiler supersedes my curiosity.

New Renter says

Sorry friend but Jon Lord and Richie Blackmore awesome as they were cannot compare to the genius of Bruce Dickinson!

Neither featured the great Bobby Caldwell on drums, though Captain Beyond's first LP did feature Rod Evans, from Deep Purple.

Armageddon kills them all.

indigenous says

"I tested 15%"

Surprising based on your avarat?

I'm just a gentle soul wrapped up in lard, Vitalis and a sweaty pair of Sansabelts.

JodyChunder says

indigenous says

"I tested 15%"

Surprising based on your avarat?

I'm just a gentle soul wrapped up in lard, Vitalis and a sweaty pair of Sansabelts.

Or at least you know what the answers are supposed to be.

Ceffer says

It's a great test for screening the people that you can take advantage of.

Unfortunately, I bet this is true. Why is it easier to take advantage of good and supposedly sane people? That could be part of the problem with our world. Maybe we should set up cultures and laws that make it harder to take advantage of well-meaning individuals? Maybe we should stop validating and rewarding psychopath behavior? Maybe we should all pretend that there is only one world to rape and destroy and only one human race to keep healthy and happy? Is it really survival of the fittest, or survival of the most defective and mutated? I think the mentally sick and destructive are the survivors in our modern culture. I would certainly be more "successful" if I had screwed people over and did some good old fashion stealing, or even better enslaving. I guess there is only power and those to weak to seek it. I am kind and therefore weak, so me and my offspring certainly deserve to die or be enslaved.

Call it Crazy says

52%.... Damn, I really wanted to be an axe murderer......

Don't be a quitter. You have the natural skills to be the best one.

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.
I'm so embarrased.

Strategist says

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.

I'm so embarrased.

Surprising I'm sure people like Pelosi, Chuck Shumer, Harry Reid are well into the 90s

Strategist says

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.

I'm so embarrased.

Maybe it was so far over one hundred, they just rolled the odometer and started at zero again.

Ceffer says

Strategist says

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.

I'm so embarrased.

Maybe it was so far over one hundred, they just rolled the odometer and started at zero again.

Thanks, I feel better already.

indigenous says

Strategist says

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.

I'm so embarrased.

Surprising I'm sure people like Pelosi, Chuck Shumer, Harry Reid are well into the 90s

Especially Christie. I hear he killed a 91 year old woman.

Strategist says

Especially Christie. I hear he killed a 91 year old woman.

I'm sure she had it coming. But have to admit Christie is starting to resemble a democrat.

51%,
I guess I could go either way. It's no surprise to me as I've actively studied sociopaths for several years. It's a spectrum thing, so the test does well in revealing tendencies rather than absolutes. Of course, if someone were to score very high they'd know why they felt different than everyone else. And they'd also never reveal this. True sociopaths understand how to hide, sheep's clothing is just the beginning.

Here's a new thought for this thread. Since sociopaths have innate abilities that make them more competitive for resources and mates (usually), and drug/alcohol use can dull the conscience of a normal empathic person, is this the reason why some are driven to substance abuse? Are we driven to suppress the conscience or superego that is holding us back from making the decisions we feel would take us where we want to go?

marcus says

Or at least you know what the answers are supposed to be.

Ha! Are you projecting?

I doubt if I'm that slick or diabolical, even subconsciously. I tried to answer quickly but dithered on one of the questions -- I think it was the one about trading up if someone better came along. That's just fucked to me, but I have done it before. I actually wanted a higher score than what I got. I don't consider myself a lamb by any measure.

I'm a nice fucking guy, Marcus. Goddamn you all over the place for suggesting anything otherwise!

jazz music says

Spike Jones

Loved Spike Jones. He had a lamb that would bleat a B flat when he pulled it's tail.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

indigenous says

Strategist says

Oh God.....My score was pathetically low - Too low to print.

I'm so embarrased.

Surprising I'm sure people like Pelosi, Chuck Shumer, Harry Reid are well into the 90s

Especially Christie. I hear he killed a 91 year old woman.

Killed her with a drone....

Put sauerkraut on her and ate her.

What kind of wine goes with that meal?

Quigley says

51%,

I guess I could go either way. It's no surprise to me as I've actively studied sociopaths for several years. It's a spectrum thing, so the test does well in revealing tendencies rather than absolutes. Of course, if someone were to score very high they'd know why they felt different than everyone else. And they'd also never reveal this. True sociopaths understand how to hide, sheep's clothing is just the beginning.

Here's a new thought for this thread. Since sociopaths have innate abilities that make them more competitive for resources and mates (usually), and drug/alcohol use can dull the conscience of a normal empathic person, is this the reason why some are driven to substance abuse? Are we driven to suppress the conscience or superego that is holding us back from making the decisions we feel would take us where we want to go?

Do you really think that Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Eddie Amin, Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, Woodrow Wilson, Napolean, etc, etc give a rats fuck consequently requiring relief, Absolutely not, the best therapy for these guys is a bullet or two or three in the skull.

jazz music says

A lot of big hair bands would do better if they had greater quantity of top drawer material to play.

Or were better with their money

http://www.youtube.com/embed/RTElVMAsyDI

JodyChunder says

I'm a nice fucking guy, Marcus. Goddamn you all over the place for suggesting anything otherwise!

I'm sure you are, but 15 ?

marcus says

JodyChunder says

I'm a nice fucking guy, Marcus. Goddamn you all over the place for suggesting anything otherwise!

I'm sure you are, but 15 ?

Government employees are automatically in the 90's or they don't get hired.

marcus says

JodyChunder says

I'm a nice fucking guy, Marcus. Goddamn you all over the place for suggesting anything otherwise!

I'm sure you are, but 15 ?

Do you think Jody is just a clever psychopath, trying to get you to trust him?

marcus says

I'm sure you are, but 15 ?

I know!!! I'm tempted to retake it, but I don't think it would work. I thought the others on here were kidding about their scores to seem tougher or shrewder!

Do you wear a pin with the letter R on it? Test complete.

The Realtor psychopath test by hiring agencies has a single question:

Are you, or are you not, a raging, baby murdering, slimy, lying, stealing, conniving, worthless sack of shit in white shoes and a flannel suit (dress) driving a stolen Mercedes?

Realtor Answer: No, trust me!

You're hired!