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I believe she also gets depressed if she is not around her friends and cannot afford to go on the trips they go on.
Damn, it sucks when reality hits you in the face. To hell with reality, spend like there is no tomorrow, because when you finally die there will be no tomorrow. Into the land of debt I go because I KNOW that I can always fall back on my daughter and SIL.
Gasp - it's NOT already? Oh, the horror, do you KNOW what you are doing to your body??? Do you realize what chemicals you are ingesting? Allow her to enlighten you. You are in for SUCH a blessing.
Put her on the street.
Does she even look that (choke) hot?? I mean we might be able to fix her up with Rin. Whadda ya think?
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Oct 10, 1:21am
No pension. She is a naturopathic doctor. Or a Noctor as I like to term them. Pushers of Quack science.
Oh Boy. So she probably works for herself or a coven of quacks/chiromancers and thus no pension. Certainly no retirement savings.
I know when shit hits the fan that she's going to be living in my basement telling me how all the produce I buy needs to be Organic.
Wonderful. You said she gets depressed from being lonely - here's one solution right now - she can get a roommate and save money. Just hope the roommate is as Earthy-Crunchy as she is.
I'm sorry for your perdicament Portal, maybe a third marriage is her best option.
turtledove
2014 Oct 10, 3:01am
I have to agree with those who suggest this is something you should discuss in detail with your wife. Go over the various scenarios based on reality, make sure your wife understands all of the worst case scenarios, and find out your wife's ideas about supporting her mother. You should probably find out now if your wife is of the mindset that her mother should be supported by you regardless of any other considerations. At least if you find out now, you'll have a few years to start working on changing her perceptions. If that proves fruitless, you can start working on your exit strategy.
Exit strategy story (funny in a sick, sad sort of way): My high school boyfriend's parents were married 22 years. All seemed okay. My boyfriend was the youngest of the children. When he went off to college, his parents and I accompanied him to his campus. All seemed okay. His parents and I flew back home together. All seemed okay. They dropped me back at my house. All seemed okay. Later that evening, my boyfriend's mother shows up at our house completely hysterical. Her husband informed her that he had a girlfriend who was moving into their house, and he didn't want to be married to her any longer. He served her with divorce papers and had already changed the locks (presumably while we were up at the college). The guy literally waited until the kids grew up... and not a moment longer.
Ernie K-Doe classic, obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sclhVBsZiGo
Heraclitusstudent
2014 Oct 10, 4:15am
The part that's so hard to believe, is that nobody, not even selfish narcissistic boomers, want to be a burden on others in their old age.
Oh no, Boomers don't want to be a burden - as in someone else financing their retirements in a direct way.
They just think it's normal for millennials to come up with the cash to pay $600K for a house they paid 150.
The guy literally waited until the kids grew up...
Back in the day, I had friends who's parents would attend the kid's high school graduation with a new set of luggage ... with the kid's belongs (clothes) in the suitcases. All the locks were changed and the kid was on his own. On the other side, it wasn't a surprise as all parties were aware of what was going to happen and when. Ah, the old days of 'you're grown now, time to go out on your own' - we grew up really, really fast.
turtledove
2014 Oct 10, 5:45am
Back in the day, I had friends who's parents would attend the kid's high school graduation with a new set of luggage ... with the kid's belongs (clothes) in the suitcases. All the locks were changed and the kid was on his own. On the other side, it wasn't a surprise as all parties were aware of what was going to happen and when. Ah, the old days of 'you're grown now, time to go out on your own' - we grew up really, really fast.
You just have some people who have a strong survival gene and others who don't. The boyfriend's mother I was telling you about stayed with us for about two months (weird, right? Our moms weren't besties or anything... She just showed up and stayed). Anyway... She didn't want to do anything to upset her husband in case he decided to take her back.... so she didn't get the police involved about him changing the locks to their home. He never did take her back.
I was in my senior year of high school at the time. She kept me and my mother up night after night just wallowing in stunned denial that her husband could leave her for "Judith." It got to the point where just hearing the name increased my blood pressure because I knew it would be another pointless conversation. Never a productive word about how she might get her life together and maybe fight back.
After she found her own place, her parents supported her and helped pay her legal fees. It was very frustrating to see a person without a single survival instinct other than to appeal to others for help and pray for miracles. She was a nice lady, but destined to be someone or another's dependent for the rest of her life. Though an entirely different circumstance, the mindset might be similar to the MIL who inspired this thread.
Shaman
2014 Oct 10, 7:37am
Possible solution to several problems(she's lonely, she needs money): explain the benefits of her getting a housemate. Put out a bad or conspire with a friend to find someone she can live with who can pay rent and provide some commotion around the house. That would solve several problems, but would depend on her not being such a raving bitch that nobody could stand to live with her. Lots of people do the roommate thing, and it can work very well.
Y
2014 Oct 10, 7:47am
follow only 1 rule: don't cosign for jackshit.
you will never be legally responsible for her spending, and you will always have an 'out' if necessary without financial baggage.
caveat: if your wife cosigns for her loans, you're fucked....
Oilwelldoctor
2014 Oct 10, 8:40am
From Zero Hedge: Socialism has even changed the historic bounds of family. You had 4 to 6 kids for that was your retirement. The kids knew they had the responsibility of taking care of their parents. Today – that’s government’s job. Everything has been changed to depend upon government that never tells the truth and they will defend to the very last drop of your blood.
My advise, man up. Take on the responsibility for your family if indeed that is still possible in the USA.
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Oct 10, 8:50am
I was in my senior year of high school at the time. She kept me and my mother up night after night just wallowing in stunned denial that her husband could leave her for "Judith." It got to the point where just hearing the name increased my blood pressure because I knew it would be another pointless conversation. Never a productive word about how she might get her life together and maybe fight back.
Well, Turtledove, it seems there was absolutely no warning, the shock that somebody she was married to planned this for a long, long time. That's pretty shocking.
You expect to live the rest of your life with somebody you've been with your entire adult life and boom! gone.
That's a pretty big deal, not something you get over in a few days or weeks. And it scars you deep.
Not like the marriage was on the rocks for a while and they were mutually staying together for the sake of the kids.
turtledove
2014 Oct 10, 9:50am
That's a pretty big deal, not something you get over in a few days or weeks. And it scars you deep.
Of course. In her case though, this went on for much longer than a few weeks. Her parents supported her for a few years... Until she met someone else and remarried.
Don't get me wrong, what he did to her was horrible. She was a nice lady and deserved much better than that guy. But if your only way to cope with bad things is to hope others will step up to the plate.... You're really putting yourself at the mercy of others. If what her husband did to her taught her anything, you'd think it would be an aversion to putting your life in the hands of other people.
Heraclitusstudent
2014 Oct 10, 10:04am
The kids knew they had the responsibility of taking care of their parents. Today – that’s government’s job. Everything has been changed to depend upon government that never tells the truth and they will defend to the very last drop of your blood.
My advise, man up. Take on the responsibility for your family if indeed that is still possible in the USA.
The same responsibility applies the other way around.
You don't just stop working, go for trips and dump the bill on your children.
At least it didn't use to work that way.
Shaman
2014 Oct 10, 12:21pm
Word, if the man of the house is to be responsible for the others in his family, then he must be a true patriarch with all the authority that implies. If he can't tell his MIL to shape up, start living on a budget, and plan more wisely for the future, then he has no responsibility for her later. What you're advocating is a fuedal system, but in a feudal system, everyone is under the authority of The Lord.
New Renter
2014 Oct 10, 1:19pm
Do guys generally get along with their mother-in-laws?
I don't know about generally but I get along very well with mine. To the point I look forward to her visiting and have told my wife her parents don't visit enough.
As to the situation presented by the OP I agree - for once - with softshell:
don't cosign for jackshit.
If you do the debt does not die with her.
She wants you to support her - well she'll have to earn her keep. Child care and domestic help come to mind. If she wants to travel she'll have to do it on the cheap. Get a tent a station wagon and a bottle of bear spray. If she's really a "naturopathic doctor" emphasize the "nature" part of camping.
naturopathic doctor - WTF IS that? Can someone even legally call themselves "doctor" in a professional capacity without an accredited doctorate?
My responsibility is my kids, not a 63 year old lady that has been spoon fed her whole life with her parents paying for college, giving her a large down payment, and leaving her 200k retirement money.
She's given me and my wife no money for a downpayment and wants to leave us with thousands of dollars in debt. My kids deserve a college education and as much help not to be debt slaves. She drives a new car, i drive a 2002 car i bought in grad school. She lives in a house bigger than my family of 4 (we currently rent). She spends thousands on vacations. We go to the local park or drive to different national parks. It's not about responsibility, it's about choices.
I sure as hell will not sign for anything. I just got to make my wife aware that she cannot sign for anything.
Take on the responsibility for your family if indeed that is still possible in the USA.
Vicente
2014 Oct 10, 5:38pm
I sure as hell will not sign for anything. I just got to make my wife aware that she cannot sign for anything.
Easy peasy! Tell her you know this GENIUS named Bernie, she just needs to sign over financial power of attorney to you. You will make sure her money grows faster than inflation and beats the market every single year. Tell her it's a SECRET and nobody must know. Take control of all of her money, give her a stipend to get by on, and laugh from your new sailboat.
Before you know it you'll have all of her friends begging you to take their money too. Pay her off with the inflow from her friends.
CMY
2014 Oct 10, 6:23pm
It's time (actually, well past) for her "come to Jesus" moment.
Since this will probably end in your divorce.. never, EVER relate to anyone who tries to turn children into a retirement plan.
I had no idea this sort of shit was actually going on. Good luck.
CMY
2014 Oct 10, 6:37pm
^^ to amend the above.. my 84 / 94 year-old grandparents have never asked me for that sort of help.. They'd rather die than admit defeat (they aren't close... ever)
Again, good luxk. This woman will bankrupt you.,
Oilwelldoctor
2014 Oct 10, 7:27pm
We go to the local park or drive to different national parks. It's not about responsibility, it's about choices.
Sorry Portal, maybe I wasn't very clear. You have your family. Your immediate family to tend. That is all you are responsible for; not your mother in law. Think a little family meeting is in order to explain when her money runs out, she does too. That is, if your wife agrees. You take on more than you can handle you will all lose.
Good luck
I would never go that far. Acting like that has repercussions on your whole family. In my opinion, in your story, the husband is the one that mirrors the MIL in terms of selfishness. I would want to set a good example for my kids.
My side of the family people will take themselves out before being a burden on someone else. That is why everyone is hard working and some very successful. Wife's side of the family not so much.
Don't get me wrong, what he did to her was horrible.
New Renter
2014 Oct 12, 3:50am
She spends thousands on vacations.
Well here's one solution.
Sign her and her friends up for a traditional Eskimo style Alaskan cruse for the elderly:
http://www.theinitialjourney.com/features/eskimos_01.html
Problem solved!
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What is it with some of the baby boomers today?
Need advice.
Mother in law received a lot over her lifetime from her parents. She received a 30% down payment on a home in the 80s from her parents. She received 200k from her parents upon their deaths in 2013. She never had to give them any money.
A few days ago, MIL asks me to take a look and advise her on her finances. I say sure because I know that she is not that good with money (does not know what a Roth IRA is). She pulls out scenarios a payed financial advisor gave her, which i find fishy since she asked me to help her. The scenarios all have her retiring at 65 (she is 63) and show her going into debt at ~75 years old. She is in great health and will likely live to 90 years at least.
I tell her she has to keep on working. She tells me she can't, she has to retire. I tell her, then she has to cut expenses. She tells me she can't, she has to travel. I look down at the paper which says she will be 100k in debt at 80 and she tells me, you guys (wife and I and her sister and husband) are going to have to take care of this. Shocked, I leave the room. Needless to say I do not expect any inheritance money, but I got two kids, I cannot afford to take on her debt burden for her extravagant lifestyle. Either way, shit hits the fan in a few years if she retires and is without money.
What to do.