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sbh says

Call it Crazy says

I was sure that was a picture of your latest lady/man friend

Of course you were, but were wrong, again. That's why you're the shiteater.

I was giving him the doubt of mating with something that was both human an alive. I was probably wrong to do so and I'm man enough to admit it.

Dan8267 says

In any case, single user facilities solves all these problems, common or not. And it ensures a far greater degree of privacy

Is this really your solution? Just spend billions and billions of dollars retrofitting every last public bathroom and locker-room to satisfy the needs of the transgender crowd?

And who pray tell is going to pay for this massive plumbing job? And I'm not talking about the cost of cutting off a dude's junk.

I can just imagine a bunch of dopey Libs in government going around and forcing Ma & Pa gas stations and markets to upgrade their bathroom facilities lest they be accused of bigotry and face fines.

Here's the real question: Does He/She scream and shout during group exercise classes?

I'm thinking I should sue my gym over the hostile environment they are creating towards men by having 50 women (and maybe 1 man) screaming and shouting aggressively every time I walk past the group exercise room. Especially when they are doing that kick-boxing shit. It's oppressive and intimidating, I tell you.

And that brings up the question, what is the female equivalent of a lunk? (cf. the "lunk alarm button", see video below)

An idea for some street theater, with a serious point to make: Have a group of men invade female-dominated fitness class so that it is 50/50 and have the men scream and shout aggressively just like the women do. Pretty soon there will be a rule against men shouting in exercise class.

Why was I never a writer for sitcoms? This one idea could make an entire episode of Seinfeld. How much did Larry David get paid to write that stuff?

A reference

http://time.com/3525030/women-yoga-exercise-classes-soulcycle/

Lunk-link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

I am generating conflicting images....please extrapolate.

turtledove says

Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

socal2 says

Is this really your solution? Just spend billions and billions of dollars retrofitting every last public bathroom and locker-room to satisfy the needs of the transgender crowd?

What's the difference between a large multi-user bathroom and several single-user bathrooms? Wall technology. Drywall doesn't cost that much.

In any case, the refitting of bathrooms doesn't have to be done all at once. It will stimulate the economy. And ultimate, it will be cheaper if you make the cleaning of the bathrooms automated, which shouldn't be too difficult. Less money needs to be spent on janitors then.

It's the 21st century. Can't we have better bathrooms and showers?

Santa Cruz has lots of nude beaches where you can go and see all the naked people you want (yawn!).

Of course, in the women's locker room, one has to ask if the transgendered person has had the junk chopped off yet. Walking around or applying makeup with a semi flaccid log flapping in the breeze wouldn't exactly go over well in very many contexts, a tranny bar, perhaps.

turtledove says

In my experience, women aren't wired that way. That's why it's a "peeping Tom" not a "peeping Thomasina." Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

OK, so I will go off the deep end here and ask why people are offended, myself included, by people pleasuring themselves in public? I am not dismissing legitimate concerns, BTW. For example, women may fear that such a man would attack them, or folks would feel that this is something that children should not see. And an answer of because that is just plain disgusting is understandable but doesn't really add much.

Dan8267 says

It's the 21st century. Can't we have better bathrooms and showers?

Have I mentioned that single-user facilities also takes care of the problem of asymmetric gender participation? Go to a college that's 75% male, which is common at any technical college, or that's 65% female, which is common at most non-technical colleges, then people complain that there are not enough facilities for the majority gender. Single user takes care of that as well as women taking longer in the bathrooms.

Blurtman says

OK, so I will go off the deep end here and ask why people are offended, myself included, by people pleasuring themselves in public?

ORDER!!! I'll have Order HERE!!!

Then turn on the sprinklers and release the Bichons

Blurtman says

OK, so I will go off the deep end here and ask why people are offended, myself included, by people pleasuring themselves in public?

We're taught to despise our bodies and fear sex from an early age.

Next question?

What about a chick with a dick? Will the women be comfortable sharing their bathroom??

Equal locker room access for equal pay! That'll separate the immense hirsute lesbians from the puling riff raff feminazis!

Or the dicked trannies from the undicked trannies. Or the newly twatted from the twatted at birth. Or the cross dressers from those who only wear panties under their business suits.

Sheesh, all this gender identity, sexual preference, organ dysphoria and political correctness are exhausting.

If women can't handle a little swinging dong in their locker room, I say fuck them! Wait, that didn't turn out right.

lostand confused says

What about a chick with a dick? Will the women be comfortable sharing their bathroom??

If the dicked chick feels like a woman inside, than all is well.

Blurtman says

If the dicked chick feels like a woman inside, than all is well.

Yeah, sure. Because as all of us men admit to - we're just lesbians trapped in a man's body. (However, most of us don't want to give up the organ that helps to define us as a male).

At my wife's gym there is a 60ish man who works out in drag wearing fishnet stockings and pumps! It's really odd to see someone clumping along the treadmill on stilletos, no matter what gender they are. Dude uses the men's locker room though, so far so good. He's ugly as sin but plenty of that going on already in the men's locker room.

turtledove says

Our goals are more complicated

I think that is a very flattering way of describing it.

If you are a dude in the women's locker room, you have to wear one of these so they can't tell you're a dude.

It doesn't look happy......

What about those with man boobs? Should men protest them and make them use ladies' rest rooms?