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"No Judgement" says Planet Fitness ads.

Uh, he, er, she, er, it - um, that person looks about as much like a woman as ... damn, sorry I can't come up with ANY thing that is as obviously NOT a woman as that. However, on the flip side, might be time for me to get in touch with my female side, join planet fitness and spend 6 hours changing in the women's locker room. No judgment.

Maybe high school boys have changed in the last twenty years... But how long before we have a bunch of horny high school boys in drag entering women's locker rooms everywhere?

turtledove says

Maybe high school boys have changed in the last twenty years... But how long before we have a bunch of horny high school boys in drag entering women's locker rooms everywhere?

That happens all the time at Porky's fitness center.
I think Lassie works there as an instructor.

A bruiser cruiser sniffing yoga pants. What's not to like?

All business should just be required to provide one handicapped accessible bathroom with a lock on the door, i.e. one person at a time. And be done with it.

You liberals have bitched your selves out of the right to require uinique bathrooms for every type of deviant known to man.

There's the crapper if you don't like it, then go do your business at home.

Again, single user bathrooms, changing rooms, showers, etc. solves all these problems and more. If having horny high school boys in a women's locker room is bad, then wouldn't having horny high school lesbians in the women's locker room be just as bad and for the same reason? Or gay men in the men's locker room? If what you want is privacy, the only way to go is single-user facilities.

The real story is why is there so much outrage over this but none on the perverted nudie scanners at airports? Or they TSA copping of feels of people's genitals including children?

Good God, that is one ugly looking "chick." LOL.

jvolstad says

Good God, that is one ugly looking "chick." LOL.

Don't make fun of CIC's wife/sister/daughter. There's just more of her to love.

Dan8267 says

horny high school lesbians in the women's locker room be just as bad and for the same reason?

In my experience, women aren't wired that way. That's why it's a "peeping Tom" not a "peeping Thomasina." Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

As for any gay person, legitimately using a locker room, I have no problem with that. I believe most adults are capable of changing in front of other adults without ascribing something sexual to the situation. But if all you have to do is put on a dress to gain entry into a woman's locker room, well let's think... what group of people are generally so immature as to try to take advantage of such a scenario? What group would even find that entertaining?

turtledove says

In my experience, women aren't wired that way. That's why it's a "peeping Tom" not a "peeping Thomasina." Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

Transgender men-to-women are pretty rare. There are probably lots more women being sexually aroused at see other naked women in a locker room than pre- or post-operation transgender women doing the same, especially given women's far greater inclination to be bisexual to some degree. However, I suspect that most women are a lot less uncomfortable with the idea of another woman being aroused at the sight of their naked body than a man doing the same.

In any case, single user facilities solves all these problems, common or not. And it ensures a far greater degree of privacy.

sbh says

Call it Crazy says

I was sure that was a picture of your latest lady/man friend

Of course you were, but were wrong, again. That's why you're the shiteater.

I was giving him the doubt of mating with something that was both human an alive. I was probably wrong to do so and I'm man enough to admit it.

Dan8267 says

In any case, single user facilities solves all these problems, common or not. And it ensures a far greater degree of privacy

Is this really your solution? Just spend billions and billions of dollars retrofitting every last public bathroom and locker-room to satisfy the needs of the transgender crowd?

And who pray tell is going to pay for this massive plumbing job? And I'm not talking about the cost of cutting off a dude's junk.

I can just imagine a bunch of dopey Libs in government going around and forcing Ma & Pa gas stations and markets to upgrade their bathroom facilities lest they be accused of bigotry and face fines.

Here's the real question: Does He/She scream and shout during group exercise classes?

I'm thinking I should sue my gym over the hostile environment they are creating towards men by having 50 women (and maybe 1 man) screaming and shouting aggressively every time I walk past the group exercise room. Especially when they are doing that kick-boxing shit. It's oppressive and intimidating, I tell you.

And that brings up the question, what is the female equivalent of a lunk? (cf. the "lunk alarm button", see video below)

An idea for some street theater, with a serious point to make: Have a group of men invade female-dominated fitness class so that it is 50/50 and have the men scream and shout aggressively just like the women do. Pretty soon there will be a rule against men shouting in exercise class.

Why was I never a writer for sitcoms? This one idea could make an entire episode of Seinfeld. How much did Larry David get paid to write that stuff?

A reference

http://time.com/3525030/women-yoga-exercise-classes-soulcycle/

Lunk-link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

I am generating conflicting images....please extrapolate.

turtledove says

Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

socal2 says

Is this really your solution? Just spend billions and billions of dollars retrofitting every last public bathroom and locker-room to satisfy the needs of the transgender crowd?

What's the difference between a large multi-user bathroom and several single-user bathrooms? Wall technology. Drywall doesn't cost that much.

In any case, the refitting of bathrooms doesn't have to be done all at once. It will stimulate the economy. And ultimate, it will be cheaper if you make the cleaning of the bathrooms automated, which shouldn't be too difficult. Less money needs to be spent on janitors then.

It's the 21st century. Can't we have better bathrooms and showers?

Santa Cruz has lots of nude beaches where you can go and see all the naked people you want (yawn!).

Of course, in the women's locker room, one has to ask if the transgendered person has had the junk chopped off yet. Walking around or applying makeup with a semi flaccid log flapping in the breeze wouldn't exactly go over well in very many contexts, a tranny bar, perhaps.

In my experience, women aren't wired that way. That's why it's a "peeping Tom" not a "peeping Thomasina." Our goals are more complicated -- and aren't satisfied simply by jerking off while peeping at someone who is taking a shower.

Dan8267 says

It's the 21st century. Can't we have better bathrooms and showers?

Have I mentioned that single-user facilities also takes care of the problem of asymmetric gender participation? Go to a college that's 75% male, which is common at any technical college, or that's 65% female, which is common at most non-technical colleges, then people complain that there are not enough facilities for the majority gender. Single user takes care of that as well as women taking longer in the bathrooms.

Blurtman says

OK, so I will go off the deep end here and ask why people are offended, myself included, by people pleasuring themselves in public?

ORDER!!! I'll have Order HERE!!!

Then turn on the sprinklers and release the Bichons

Blurtman says

OK, so I will go off the deep end here and ask why people are offended, myself included, by people pleasuring themselves in public?

We're taught to despise our bodies and fear sex from an early age.

Next question?

What about a chick with a dick? Will the women be comfortable sharing their bathroom??

Equal locker room access for equal pay! That'll separate the immense hirsute lesbians from the puling riff raff feminazis!

Or the dicked trannies from the undicked trannies. Or the newly twatted from the twatted at birth. Or the cross dressers from those who only wear panties under their business suits.

Sheesh, all this gender identity, sexual preference, organ dysphoria and political correctness are exhausting.

If women can't handle a little swinging dong in their locker room, I say fuck them! Wait, that didn't turn out right.

lostand confused says

What about a chick with a dick? Will the women be comfortable sharing their bathroom??

If the dicked chick feels like a woman inside, than all is well.

Blurtman says

If the dicked chick feels like a woman inside, than all is well.

Yeah, sure. Because as all of us men admit to - we're just lesbians trapped in a man's body. (However, most of us don't want to give up the organ that helps to define us as a male).

At my wife's gym there is a 60ish man who works out in drag wearing fishnet stockings and pumps! It's really odd to see someone clumping along the treadmill on stilletos, no matter what gender they are. Dude uses the men's locker room though, so far so good. He's ugly as sin but plenty of that going on already in the men's locker room.

turtledove says

Our goals are more complicated

I think that is a very flattering way of describing it.

If you are a dude in the women's locker room, you have to wear one of these so they can't tell you're a dude.

It doesn't look happy......

What about those with man boobs? Should men protest them and make them use ladies' rest rooms?