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Tenpoundbass says

someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit.

The funerals I have been to lately were all casual.

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

San Francisco is 2nd, must be a small dark dot on that map ;) There is likely a mild correlation with temperature as well.

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

Holy River of Shit

500 fecal coliform bacteria (aka poop, shit, deuce, the brown) per liter of water is said to be safe for swimming. Personally, I prefer there to be no shit in my swimming water but accidents do happen.

100,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter is the threshold for international recognition (by me) as an official River of Shit.

The Ganges in Varanasi checks in with a whopping 1,500,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter. We may need to get a fecal coliform expert down here for verification, but I think that means there is more shit in this water than there is water.

Yet people travel to India to bathe in the Gange river.

zzyzzx says

Finally something America can be proud of. In general, we don't shit in public. Our main exposition of spewing shit in public is our presidential debates which only happen every four years.

I want a floating chair like Bernie's.

I so need to see the original video that gif was made from.

Nobody said.. "Hey that's a lovely trophy but kina looks like a..."

Straw Man says

Ah, the coveted giant golden butt-plug. It's been won by CIC every year for the past four decades. Strange that he didn't win it this year.

Well, CIC, your dad did take first place this year. But look on the bright side, your daughter took second place.

What's next - "Little Executors"?

Here is one for Dan:

I'm not Indian.

Ironman says

But you are an Ashol.

Luckily, I'm not a goat's asshole or you'd be fucking me.

I beg to differ, Skype. I talk to myself all the time. It's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation on PatNet.