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I want a floating chair like Bernie's.

I so need to see the original video that gif was made from.

Nobody said.. "Hey that's a lovely trophy but kina looks like a..."

Straw Man says

Ah, the coveted giant golden butt-plug. It's been won by CIC every year for the past four decades. Strange that he didn't win it this year.

Well, CIC, your dad did take first place this year. But look on the bright side, your daughter took second place.

What's next - "Little Executors"?

Here is one for Dan:

I'm not Indian.

Ironman says

But you are an Ashol.

Luckily, I'm not a goat's asshole or you'd be fucking me.

I beg to differ, Skype. I talk to myself all the time. It's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation on PatNet.

mmmarvel says

Must be a realtor with acne.

Nice!

Pedobear approves!!!